#whb nonsense

[devilmen-collector]

How To Use Money

The Kings are kids for this nonsense (I'll add Belphegor but not Asmodeus because I know how Belphegor may react to something from Gusion's chat)

Teacher: Alright, kids. Let's say each of you have 1000 gold coins. What will you do with the money?

Satan: I will help everyone in need, as much as I'm able to

Leviathan: I'll create an orderly nation

Beelzebub: I will take my destined lover on a trip and waste all the money

Lucifer: Thou shalt love the Lord thy God and Him alone shalt thou serve. I will build a house worthy to worship God

Belphegor: Can't be bothered zzz...

Teacher: *feels hopeful for some while worries for others*

Teacher: What's about you, Mammon? What will you do with that money?

Mammon: All of the above

Teacher: What if you don't have enough money for all of them

Mammon: That's impossible, because I'm the creator of wealth

Teacher: 😅

#what in “hell” is bad? #prettybusy what in “hell” is bad? #whb nonsense #whb nonsenses #whb lucifer #whb satan #whb mammon #whb leviathan #whb beelzebub #whb belphegor

[sparkbeast20]

#what in “hell” is bad? #what in hell is bad #prettybusy what in “hell” is bad? #whb beelzebub #whb leviathan #whb nonsense

[pearl-dragon-cavern]

#what in hell is bad #whb mc #whb meme #what in “Hell” is bad? #just started playing WHB #i'm having the time of my life #whb satan #whb sitri #whb nonsense

[jazeswhbhaven]

Just so y'all know....from the spoilers I've seen posted, Juno(Ppyong) got that ass clap rhythm macaroni in a pot dick.

Because PB even added the "clap" noise

What would be funnier tho is if they did add the macaroni noises in there.

Don't sleep on him.

He'll surprise you 💀

#whb nonsense #whb ppyong #whb juno #whb #what in hell is bad #im just saying whatever now 🤣

[lemonivall]

Playing WHB and listening to Tunnel Vision by Melanie Martinez makes me feel kinda depressed LOL

#whb nonsense #whb #what in hell is bad #what in “hell” is bad?

[terrahowler20]

Beelzebub: Well?

MC: Well what? *Tries to hide their nervousness upon seeing Beelzebub's dick*

Beelzebub: You've been with Mammon and he's bigger then me.

MC: Hey! Just because I was impaled by his cock that doesn't mean I won't be nervous sucking yours!

Beelzebub: Huhuh... Just you wait seeing Lucifer's dick.

MC: What!

Beelzebub: What?

#prettybusy what in “hell” is bad? #what in hell is bad #what in “hell” is bad? #whb beelzebub #whb mc #whb beelzebub x mc #whb nonsenses

[luceafarul-de-dimineata]

Whb characters with a Mc that has a plushie collection

(I wrote this with Pokémon plushies in mind, but it could be anything)

Gamigin

"That's so cool!"

He's also a collector

Anything his brothers give him, he keeps in his room and cherishes forever

That's why nobody gives him food

He wants to learn the backstory behind each of them.

Would beg you to let him name one of them

Calls it by your name because it's cute like you

If you're hospitalised in Paradise Lost he'll grab you as many plushies as he can carry

Anything to make you comfortable

Mammon

"Awww"

Of all the things to be greedy for, plushies wasn't on his list

But he's not one to complain

Would make sure you get any plushies you want and then some

He makes custom plushies of him and you holding hands. He has a copy of it in his room on his desk

He needs to introduce you to Eligos, you two would become fast friends

Lucifer

He prays that you don't show this to Gamigin because he doesn't have the space, budget or nerves to have to deal with this

He finds it quite cute but still a bit weird

You, the child of Solomon, known for how obscene you are, have a collection of plushies?

Really?

To each their own

He knits in his free time, so he'll make you a plushie of a snake and gift it to you

You better like it or he'll... not really do anything, but he'll be quite sad

Leviathan

He glares at all the plushies

He'll criticise you for doing something so childish, but he secretly enjoys it

Would steal one of your plushies and keep it around for "research"

He grows very fond of it and he'll refuse to give it back

If you spend too much time with a plushie, he'll hang it. And when he's alone he'll punch it and give a villain speech about how the plushie is liveless and can't please you like he does

Please record that and bring it up whenever he tries to act all high and mighty about how he doesn't really care about you

Barbatos

He takes the plushies out to sunbathe with him

Chooses a plushies and calls it your son

He'll now start taking care of it like it was your actual child

Sends you messages while you're away asking how your son is doing

He's basicly the vine with "I want to see my little boy"

Takes it with him everywhere

No, he knows it's not his actual spawn, he just finds it funny to pretent

#whb #what in hell is bad #whb gamigin #whb lucifer #whb mammon #whb leviathan #whb barbatos #whb x reader #random nonsense

[fungifanart]

GRIM TWISTED WONDERLAND???

#why is this mushroom spouting nonsense? #what in hell is bad #whb #I CAN'T ESCAPE IT

[atbgauge]

i won

#10 pull #whb #what in hell is bad #whb? #now i'm just going to be very casual with this game unless they keep doing all this bad monetization nonsense #otherwise i will simply delete and move on 🫰🏻

[rae-pss]

Hello again rae! So I just saw that you read my ask about my think in chap 5 in whb. And I am so happy we have thing in common so here I give you some another imagine of whb self aware idea for you. Since I think about it long enough and want to share it with you. ( Just take you time to have a idea to writing about this content , I will be waiting 😄 ).

Just imagine that we ( the reader ) found out a way to control the mc in a short or long moment or talk through the mc body.

- Everytime sitri call the mc (Ra-on) solomon ( own sexy pewpaw , I can't lie the fact that he so beautiful , no wonder god like him ). the reader will be like ' I will find a way to control the mc to make them ignore him or make him cry on his knee to apologize and call out the MC's name correctly '.

- everytime the seraphim attack the hell or even talk nonsense about kill the mc or enything about god the reader will be like ' no wonder why god leave you all , because you all are so annoying and dumb '.

- ( Like I say in another ask about bully leviathan ) in his H-scent , the moment he talk shit about minhyeok and say human are weak then the reader like ' fuck this , I will teach you lesson ' control the Mc body and then dominant him back like choke him by the whip he give them and then choke him hard until he almost faint then I will stop. And no is not done yet. Is the mc not dominant the hell out of him then the reader will do it , until he beg for more and I will stop and get out of there leave him like that as a pay back. ( cockblock him make him so close to cum and then leave him like that ).

And that all what I want to say. And feel free to use my imagine is one of it make you have a idea to write , I even happy is you do ☺️😄🤔

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˗ˏˋ꒰ 💭 ꒱ . . . shout out to the inspiration i suddenly got to do sitri and levi' parts. i hope you like it, dear anon (<3). ˗ˏˋ꒰ 💭 ꒱ . . . lowercase intended, 944 words, first it's sitri, then gabriel, and lastly leaviathan. mentions of the word cock and choking (character receiving) in levi's part since it has a little smut (?).

how you achieved that was something that not even you could understand. was there even a way to do it? well, the existential questions could wait for another time, now you had to take advantage of every damn second that fate had given you.

you couldn't waste this opportunity to talk to your beloved characters.

the walk seemed very normal for the blue-stranded demon, one more of the many that sitri had taken with his beloved solomon since his recent return. how much he missed those moments of quiet peace when it was just him, solomon, and their precious heartbeat.

—how are you feeling, sol-?

the demon didn't even have time before one hand grabbed the black cravat (handkerchief) of his shirt and then pulled with force, thus making his eyes come face to face with solomon's. and, once again gaining on him in time, they spoke loud and clear.

—call me by that dead man's name one more time and you'll end up crying on a street corner, ignored by me until the day I decide to forgive your sorry ass.

their eyes seemed to shine with a unique intensity. it was certainly similar to how satan's eyes did when someone alluded to his lack of height; however, something about them appeared different. it wasn't the usual way their irises looked, now they felt more… more alive.

regardless, a few seconds later their hand left his garment as quickly as they had first grabbed it. their expression showed some stupor, but sitri decided to disregard it for the moment. maybe the influence of his king was harming his beloved sol- his beloved ra-on.

no one could say exactly how many times they had already met, nor was it so crucial to know the number. not when, once again, the Seraph was flying over a devastated and decaying gehenna, looking down from the sky at the destruction he and his angels had brought to the kingdom of wrath.

despite the initial pleasure that such sights brought him, his smile was erased from his pale face when his eyes fell on the figure of a certain human.

"that damn descendant of that dead man..."

with his eyebrows furrowed and his jaw already clenched, gabriel pointed the blade of his scythe at them.

—how annoying it's... you foolish human being still alive.

and, as usually happened in each of his meetings, not very pleasant ones to whoever had to listen to the white-haired angel, he began to talk and talk about his love for god, about how everyone who wasn’t in heaven were beings unworthy of being alive, of how god will return, of how he should kill them in an instant... in general, he began his long monologue with himself out loud.

—no wonder why god left you all, i mean, you’re so annoying.

that was as if a drop of water had fallen on his head. some words that he never expected to hear from that human's lips. a simple phrase that awakened every desire to end their pathetic existence once and for all.

—you, insolent child!

he could say little more when, as usually happened, the demons made an appearance and the battle started once more.

the day he had them in his hands... that day gabriel would make them pay for having dared to say such things, about him and his dear god.

this was new. it was the first time in his long existence as king that someone had left him in such a miserable state without even hesitating twice. so renewed was it that, even there leviathan was still lying on the ground with his right hand on his neck, caressing the irritated skin, and his cock standing proud waiting for any release.

not long ago he was with that descendant of solomon, that peculiar human, helping them with the dose of demonic essence they so much needed to stay alive down there. although, he thought he’d give it to them in his way.

what he never expected from such an excuse of a being was that they’d use his tactics against him so naturally.

it was the exact moment in which their gaze became more intense, their fist tightened the handle of the whip and, with a sigh escaping past their lips, they took a few assertive steps forward until, without even thinking about it, they wrapped the rope around his neck. and tightened the material.

seconds were what leviathan needed to notice how the air disappeared agonizingly from his lungs, how the little oxygen in him vanished after the oppression of the whip around his neck.

—don't think you can go around saying those things like it's nothing.

the human commented fiercely, letting themselves sit comfortably on his lap without any problem. the force they used on the object increased and decreased depending on how blue they noticed his face. yet, some other color also dared to be seen on his cheeks.

—this excites you, doesn't it? 

they spat hatefully, squeezing the ends of the whip harder, they let the demon beneath their body writhe in a mixture of the most lascivious of pleasures and the most tortuous of agonies. all of this would have been better if they hadn't noticed his hardened member twitching underneath their crotch.

—pathetic that you get so eager when being choked... as pathetic as only you could be.

from there, everything became a blurry memory for him. a memory blinded by the balance of passion and pain that ended once they had their fair fun with him. to then, leave him there on the floor like the waste they remarked him he was.

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[devilmen-collector]

Heal Thy Burgers

Burger poster:

HEAL

THY

BURGERS

Gamigin: Hyung, let's have some healthy burgers

Lucifer: Oh, I thought it was "heal thy burgers"

#what in “hell” is bad? #prettybusy what in “hell” is bad? #whb nonsense #whb lucifer #whb gamigin #whb nonsenses

[sparkbeast20]

Beelzebub: I'll be back with milk

About 3000 years later

Beelzebub: I'm back-

Bael: Where's the milk?

Beelzebub: Oh I drank it on the way here, but I got something better.

Amon, Naberius, Stolas: 🤨🤨🤨

Beelzebub: *Steps aside and shows you off*

MC: ...

Beelzebub: Well?

Bael: What is there a human-

Beelzebub: Meet your new parent.

Amon: Damn, and I thought that you brought take out.

#what in “hell” is bad? #what in hell is bad #prettybusy what in “hell” is bad? #whb beelzebub #whb bael #whb naberius #whb amon #whb stolas #whb mc #whb nonsense

[rimeiii]

Random demon HCs (SFW)

Eyo, it's your girl, the one WHB poster who's interested in this game for all the wrong reasons with something non-gameplay related for once! Part of what definitely interests me is the demons in general and how they'll play off with each other + the MC. Doesn't even have to be related to the sexy stuff - some of these demons I feel have the potential to have interesting and complex dynamics with each other, particularly the Avisos demons!

So, um. Yeah. Enjoy my brainrot-

(Also I will be particularly biased towards the demons who've caught my eye. Refer to tier list below. So, um. Yeah. Sorry about that orz)

I feel like out of all the demons in Hell, Belial would be the one most attuned to music. He'd be the one to replay songs again and again, probably wearing noise-cancelling headphones so that he'll truly be immersed in the music. He probably used to love singing as a child, so when his voice was taken away, he was completely and utterly devastated. To compensate, he'd take up an instrument (like an acoustic guitar) or learn how to compose, so that at least he can express his love for music and performance...

Gusion desperately wants to cut down on work, but it's hard. He spends countless days and nights just going around solving problems - and there's an abundance of them in Hell. Honestly, he thought of creating systems to help streamline his work and problem-solving shenanigans, but holy shit everyone just loves wrecking those too, huh. After calculating and approximating the time and effort required to perform his duties, merely solving issues as they crop up is the more effective and less tiring solution to everything. Which is saying something, when that in itself is already tiring as fuck.

Leviathan is a gentleman, through and through. Cool, calm, and collected on the outside, he practically perfected the art of hiding away his negative emotions behind a charming smile and a no-nonsense attitude on the battlefield. The only people able to pry away his emotions from beneath the mask are his fellow kings, the demons of Hades, and eventually MC. And even then, he'll only be able to show his most vulnerable sides to his nobles and, again, MC (eventually). It's hard to win his trust and openness, what with his jealousy often getting in the way of him forming healthy relationships with others.

Beelzebub is actually a pretty bad cook. Like, Mystery Food X levels of bad - at least, starting out. Now, though? Well, the people who said they enjoyed his cooking have somehow deluded themselves to think it's good before the side effects kick in. Does it have hallucinogenic properties? Is it a side effect of Beelzebub's tendency to have weird things happen around him? Or perhaps he really did improve on his cooking? Who knows...who knows.

Naberius and Gusion are the perfect drinking buddies. They'd get together at a random pub somewhere in Hell when they have the time, and they'll spend their time getting buzzed while unloading everything weighing them down at the moment. Honestly, this started as an effort to help Naberius - letting out his emotions bit by bit to ensure everyone's safety is much more preferable than letting his anger and annoyance explode to an extent he becomes a Kerberos. Sometimes, they'll be joined by Bael, although rarely as he is standing in for Beelzebub. More often, Satan shows up and chats with them, as amiable as always - and they end up being his main listening ears if he needs to vent. Satan's secrets are always safe with them, and for that, he is forever thankful.

Leraye and Paimon often make things together! The former has a knack for sewing, while the latter has a lot of ideas for clothes and stuffed toys! Working together, they'd be able to create a large variety of trendy clothing and cute plush toys.

I know a lot of people HC this but yes, Marbas would be a gentle giant. While he's aroused by being restrained, I'd like to think the reason why he's always restrained is because something bad happened while he was doing something while not being restrained. Perhaps he accidentally killed someone with his sheer strength, during a more "daily life" scenario. While his strength is his pride, his ability to heal is a larger source of pride for him - which is why he agrees with the notion that putting restraints on him is for the best.

Sitri is a tea connoisseur! He likes tea, knows which tea leaves are the best, how to make specific blends of tea, how long each tea needs to steep in order to bring out a specific sort of flavor...and among the demons in Hell, there are few who can appreciate the finer details in tea brewing like him. Some of these demons include Barbatos (surprisingly enough), Foras, Bael, Bathin, and Paimon. They regularly get together to sample his teas!

Whenever Bathin wants someone to accompany him in his travels, Amon often takes him up on his offer. They'll wander around without any prior destination, dealing with problems that crop up during their travels along the way. They both live in the moment while traveling, letting the winds dictate where they'll head to next. Amon deals with most of the logistics of travel while Bathin would focus more on finding and learning about the points of interest wherever they end up. An MC who enjoys traveling would love being travel buddies with them!

Mammon's way of showing his affection is gift-giving. Though his gifts might come across as overboard sometimes. Because what do you mean he already sent over some more jewels your way? Nobody needs that many jewels, sir! Either way, Tartaros is a prospering land purely because of the many treasures Mammon gives away to his people. Whether or not these overflowing treasures gets sent off to other areas is a different story entirely.

Andrealphus would be the most sympathetic towards MC, I feel. He knows how it feels to lose someone you care about deeply, to have your life ripped away from you in an instant. He had already been in that position a long time ago, and it would greatly please him if MC would let him support them any way he can - up to and including sticking by their side to protect them.

Out of all the demons in Paradise Lost, I feel like Morax would be the one most versed in the logistics involving healing and first aid. Which is understandable - his method of healing involves transferring his patient's wounds onto him in the form of pain. As a result, he'll have to be able to gauge just how far into the healing process he should perform with his abilities - especially on the battlefield. He'd have his nose buried in books during his free time just so he can increase his healing efficacy.

#what in hell is bad #what in “hell” is bad #whb #whb headcanons #rimei writes

[jazeswhbhaven]

No rly he says this („ಡωಡ„)

#whb #whb mammon #whb nonsense #incorrect screen caps #he actually says 'victory' #that'd be a very messy battlefield

[mcx7demonbros]

OM!MC: I found Michael!

OM!Lucifer: *Immediately sat up straight* What!!

OM!MC pull an arm to reveal WHB!Michael.

OM!Lucifer: ...

OM!Lucifer: That's not Michael.

OM!MC: But he is

They didn't notice WHB!Michael slowly pull out his sword

Luckily, OM! Lucifer was wary enough so he managed to grab MC out of WHB! Michael’s decapitation strike, though himself wounded in the process 🥺

Hearing the commotion, others ran to Lucifer’s office, among them some devil nobles from WHB.

Seeing that the situation is no longer to his advantage, WHB! Michael made his quick escape, leaving only some white feathers.

OM! MC regretted having led WHB! Michael to Lucifer’s place and the fact that he was wounded in their stead.

OM! MC: I’m sorry! 🥺

OM! Lucifer: *bandaging his wound* It’s fine, don’t worry.

OM! MC: But you got wounded in my stead. I’m such a fool for taking a dangerous angel to your place *crying*

OM! Lucifer *taking MC into his embrace* I know you only had good intention

OM! MC: *crying in their lover’s arms until they are exhausted*

Oh my, what did I do? I turned this from a crack nonsense into something angsty 🥲

#klein’s answer #hi tia :3 #om x whb

[terrahowler20]

#prettybusy what in “hell” is bad? #what in hell is bad #what in “hell” is bad? #whb beelzebub #whb mc #whb nonsenses