These chats between ppyong and sitri are so funny man 😭 . This legit sounds like a group chat between different types of friends
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Leviathan: *seems annoyed for a known reason*
Leviathan: That human... How dare they...
Glasyalabolas, Barbatos, and Foras: *all struggling to breathe because they're all suspended in air by their nooses commanded by Leviathan*
Foras: The most beautiful... king of hell... If I may allowed to speak...
Foras: I am willing... to present you... the chocolate made... by the child of Solomon...
Barbatos: I as well... I'm willing to give mine... to satisfy Your Majesty...
Glasyabolas: I might have already eaten mine- *his noose gets tighter* *coughs*
Leviathan: I am not interested in any of your chocolates. *finally lets go of them*
Glasyalabolas, Barbatos, and Foras: *coughs the moment they are released*
MC: *walks into the throne room* Glasya! Barb! And Foras! Do you like the chocolates... Oh. There you are, Levi.
Glasyalabolas: You're going to get us killed, child of Solomon.
Foras: Please tell us you have a chocolate for His Majesty Leviathan.
Barbatos: You do, don't you?
MC: No. I came here empty-handed.
Leviathan: ...
Leviathan: Is that so?
MC: Yes. Didn't you say that celebrating Valentine's is stupid?
Leviathan: ...
Leviathan: *has returned to his room, feeling disappointed*
Leviathan: I've never known they could be this petty. What an atrocious human-
Leviathan: *sees a huge box of chocolate on his desk*
Leviathan: ...
Leviathan: *approaches his desk to see if there's any greeting card and he sees it lying next to the box of chocolate*
"To the most beautiful and unpredictable King of Hades, may you get constipated after eating this chocolate. Lol. Just kidding. Happy Valentine's to you, Levi.
I don't welcome feedbacks. I know it's good. - MC"
Leviathan: Hmph. *opens the box of chocolate and is surprised to see that it actually looks delectable* *gets a piece and eats it*
Leviathan: ...
Leviathan: *smiles and eats another piece*
MC: Ugh... Let me sleep, Ppyong.
Ppyong: But His Majesty Satan wants to thank you for the chocolate, aye!
MC: *who made special chocolates for all the kings of hell and the 72 devils*
MC: Them liking the chocolate I made is more than enough for me. Now let me sleep.
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WHB Incorrect quotes#11 Angels Weakness...
Realistically How Mc and Gabriel's Re-meeting in Hell would look like...IN MY OPINION-
Gabriel*Holding You by your arm, in the air*All that effort, and yet you somehow you still couldn't-
Mc*Growls, takes out a frying pan you have been hiding on your back, and swings it at his face*GRRRRR!
Satan, Sitri, Ppyong, and Leamas stare in shock...one thought unites them...When and how long have you been hiding that frying pan-
Gabriel*Drops you and holds his nose in pain,bleeding*AAH!?-UHHHG.....AAAAAH-*Groans and looks at you*WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!
Mc*holding the frying pan*THATS CALLED A FRYING PAN BIAAATCH!!!
Gabriel*Dumbfounded and frowns*A fa-frying pa-!?HOW DID IT HURT SO MUCH!?
Mc*Saying with the most "As-as-matter -a-fact" tone ever*I have ALOT of pent-up trauma
Gabriel:...That doesnt even make any sense-*Winces he uncovers his nose and his whole nose to his chin is DRIPPING with blood*Oh my god-Im bleeding...YOU MADE MY NOSE BLEED!?
Gabriel: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!
Mc: ALOOOOOOOT!?*swing at his head again*
Gabriel: AAAAH!?-
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Spoilers For Chapter 4
I'm glad someone fucking called him out for it
I know you called me by my name that one time
ohhhhh coming in with the burns!!!!!!
not safe from ppyong's remarks either
Satan, you are not helping
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Omg,the fanfictions weren't lying! Ppyong really did want to jerk off Minhyeok!
Too bad he's not into it...
(All credit to @ shyanimeboi on twt/X.)
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Leraye: MC~!!! YOU'RE SO COOL!!!
Zagan: ...
Ppyong: Sir Zagan said that he's amazed with you too! Aye!
Blind MC: Oh. But I think it's not anything special.
Leraye: What are you saying?! You killed those angels without any help from us!
Zagan: *nods*
Zagan: One of them disguised himself as Andrealphus.
Leraye: And you knew it was a trick!
Blind MC: ...
Blind MC: *chuckles* Well... I wouldn't even know if that angel disguised himself or not.
Blind MC: I simply know how to differentiate an angel from a demon. That's all.
Leraye: You are really amazing, MC!
Zagan: ...
Ppyong: Sir Zagan said we should leave them be, Sir Leraye. Aye!
Leraye: Aww...
Beelzebub: MC, can I ask you something?
Blind MC: What is it, Your Majesty?
Beelzebub: Why don't you want your vision to get fixed?
Blind MC: ...
Blind MC: Haven't I told you the reason?
Beelzebub: It was Satan you told to.
Blind MC: Oh. Well.
Blind MC: I get easily fooled by appearances, Your Majesty.
Blind MC: That's why my mother had to remove my eyesight.
Beelzebub: Huh. I see.
Beelzebub: So it was a conscious decision.
Blind MC: Yes.
Beelzebub: Andrealphus will be relieved to hear that.
Blind MC: Pardon?
Beelzebub: *chuckles* Nothing.
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