#where did Anakin find that mold nugget and why didn’t he bring him to a creche master

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Anakin: *comes into his and Obi-Wan’s apartment* Master, lookit this weird lil guy! *hands him a child*

Obi-Wan: *was there when this specific child was found and brought to the temple* Lol, a mold nugget.

Anakin: *holding the child protectively* what?? Master, no!

Obi-Wan: I bet he was made when Yoda lost his tail.

Anakin: Why are you-… Yoda had a tail? *looks at Grogu with suspicion*

Grogu: ??? Patu??

Obi-Wan: *having fun* I mean yeah, his species doesn’t have genitals, how else do you think they reproduce. They grow a tail, that’s how you know they’re old enough reproduce, then it falls off and becomes a baby.

Anakin: …I… then were are all the other babies??? Master Yoda is super old! Where are Master Yaddle’s??

Obi-Wan: 😔 they eat them if we don’t find them fast enough.

Anakin: …are you… messing with me?

Obi-Wan: Do I look like I’ve cracked a single joke in my life?

Anakin: …I hate you. *stomps off with the baby*

#star wars #incorrect star wars quotes #obi wan kenobi #anakin skywalker #grogu #where did Anakin find that mold nugget and why didn’t he bring him to a creche master??? #well mostly he didn’t feel like it and wanted to see if Grogu could fit inside a mouse droid #he can probably