#yeah. okay. uhhhhg

[lavenderjewels]

geto dead but so connected to gojo that the instincts of what remains of his corpse responds to gojo’s voice when kenjaku has never had that happen in their thousand years of body hopping. okay.

#jjk spoilers #yeah. okay. uhhhhg #satosugu #jujustu kaisen season 2 #they are so. #hurts a bit #they both care about each other sm. kenjaku really lucked out #geto suguru #gojo satoru

[halfhappyhooligan]

fan of many things. like sooo many. like i couldnt even list them all. its just so much. way more than u i would say like probably a lot more. its just i take an interest to like sooo much its not even ur fault its honestly a burden of mine i just love everything so much im just a big ol fanatic doing fanatic things. more fanatic stuff than u pribably…. Do You want to see my pet fush he swims 🐠 <- proof

#ujmmmmmmmmmm #uhhhhg #yeah okay post it #hooliganry

[gayspock]

ok yj

literally everyone peacing the fuck out like i cant doooo this shittttttt, coach ben like "um... byeeee" (walks away) and misty having a panic attack bc she lowkey killed someone 2 secs ago, and then the others starting to do rituals in the corner whilst shaunas giving birth......... AND THEN the flashforwards with shauna being . kind of a terrible person... 😭 like i cant even blame her sometimes shauna you have protect #1 here come on woman

LIKE WHAT SHE SAID TO CALLIE CHRIST ALIVE and callie just sorta looking at her like um. as she realises yeah moms kinda cazzzyyyyyyyN BUT LITERALLY . IF I WAS SHAUNA I'D BE MORE THAN FUCKING CRAZY . EVERYTHING SHE WENT THROUGH. FUCKING HELL.

ok im still watching and im about to vom about coach ben just literally playing music in his head and having fantasies about playing party games with his boyfriend hes literally so dead whilst shauna fucking gives birth

UM.......

I THINK IM GOING TO HAVE A MELT DOWN WATCHING THIS

OH GOD THE NOISES OHJHHH MY GODDDD AHHHHHHHRHGHGHGHGHGHGHHG NNONOOOOO IM WATCHING IT ALL GUSH AND MUSH OUT FUCKINGGGG HELLLLLLLLLLLL JESUS CHRISTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

im also so crazy for lottie as well right now god shes so..........

can i also say. van is fucking living the life im so crazy for her little piece of the world i know what tai is saying its all a fantasy but her fucking shop i feel like my eyes are watering can you even imagine bro.......

okay wait sorry i got distracted

but fucking hell okay what i was gonna say about lottie idk okay fucking hell i hope they never confirm whether there is anything supernatural or NOT supernatural in this show i know thats a contentious topic with this right now with ppl saying either or but literally i dont think it MATTERSSS .... its about faith.......... isnt it...

oh god- OH GOD THE SECODS AFTER WHEN EVERYONE WAS LIKE "i knew you could do it" i had a gutwrenching meltdown like fuck the parallels between that and jackie when she was passing over. the everyone surrounding her with happy faces. i thought there was going to be a fucking HORRIFIC MOMENT where that baby was so dead but also now god what the fuck bc that baby is SO HERE so now uhm. where is it. yeah.

maybe they dont eat the baby but even if it dies or if they leave it in the wilderness my god thats so fucked up but ALSO ALSO ugh my #1 WORST. FEAR. ARE The ocuntless conspiracy theorists saying that it's, like, lisa or something because i hate that on so many levels .... i dont want the baby to be anyone weve seen in the future rn bc i just. uhhhhg. i hate stupid twists like that im sorry.

anyway god back to that thing i was saying... of faith... like fuck man the ambiguity the not knowing if its real, if its not real... of whether there IS something out there. thats what makes it so powerful and what has such fucking grip on these girls because ultimately its their faith and what they put into it thats really got the chokehold ... it doesnt matterrrr if theres something supernatural or not .... imo .... and i dont think thts wishy washy - i know it COULD be, if the writing doesnt bring it back but....

like ugh idk i hatebeing a snotty guy but its so annoying when ppl are all about THE ANSWERRSS THE DEFINITE ANSWERSSSS sorry i have to listen to my coworker try to talk about this show and im like just kinda wracking my brain like who cares what the absolutes are can we enjoy the journey of these girls and their characters puh leaseeeee sniff sniff

im also so fucking crazy for jeff. i am SORRY.

"HI VAN?" (HANGS UP) YA COULDNT MAKE IT UP!

also oh god im watching shauna with this baby and my heart is breaking watchin her try to fucking handle it i cant imagineeeee and again the juxtaposition of that and her in the fucking future with callie in the police station jesus fucking CHRIST man "YOUR KID DOESNT LIKE YOU TOO MUCH DOES SHE" HELLOOOOOO

"YOU REALLY DID A NUMBER ON HER" oh my godddd

something something mothers always being these nurturing figures in fiction of being the faceless somethings in the background. osmething something shauna being fucking insane by comparison get me OUT OF HOW I ENDED UP HERE something something trapped in the wilderness being a mother cant get out something something trapped in the marriage cant get out . hey shauna are you okay

i never even wanted to be a mom i neverrrrrrrr wanted this I DID NOT START OUT A BAD PERSONNNNNNNNNNNN. SHAUNA GIRLIE leave my kid out of it leave my kid out of it COME ON MAN

kevyn with a y is a grade Y yucky loser

callie is kind of eating here btw. "that groomer cop. hes nasty." THEY KNOW THEY WERE FUCKING FREAKS

also oh my god shaunas little meltdowns cut to lottie f- hi fucking hello. HI FUCKING HELLO. LOTTIE. LOTTIE GIRL.

IS EVERYONE FUCKING NORMAL RIGHT NOW

HE NEEDS TO FEED ...

YO COACH BEN YOU NEED TO START RUNNING MAN WE NEED TO GIVE YOU A HEADSTART

CUT TO JEFF IN THE FUCKING CAR. VOM.

also my god lottie being the centre of it all like i did have my . sigh i dont know i wish lottie was MORE present in the first season in a sense like i wish there was more of her . but her being the centre and the one theyre both all "against" but also like they all have such a deep connection with her and

NATALIE WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO THE FISH

NATALIE THE FISH DIDNT FUCKING DO SHIT

COME ON NATALIE MAN

BROOOOOOOOOO

EXACTLY NATALIE HELL

natalie being so survivor and the one whos a hunter but being the one who cant fucking kill a fish and is always the oje barely surviving i love natalie

"ITS YOU AND ME KID AGAINST THE WHOLE WORLD" SHAUNA ARE YOU FUCKING ALRIGHT IN ANY CAPACITY .

oh my god that made me so- so- so-

wait

th baby isnt

oh

okay

um

...

dot dot dot

umm

okay i thik im going to puke im going to cry ........

NO . NO THATS SICK WHAT I WAS SAYING WITH THE PARALLELS BEFORE AND JACKIE AND THEN HER VISIO OF THEM ALL EATING AND TH... THIS IS FUCKING HORRIBLE SO MUCH MORE HORRIBLE EVERYTHING

IHATE MY LIFE

#Egg.txt #yellowjackets liveblog #under a read more bc the ep just dropped and this is rambly anyway #WELL NEVERMIND I WROTE THAT WHEN I WROTE THE FIRST THING THEN I STARYTED LIVEBLOGGING

[xazz]

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Summery: Desmond ends up having a one night stand with only one of the most popular (allegedly straight) guys in school. It is both everything he expected and he probably could have used a memo on how to deal with possessiveness.

Chapter 136

Demond didn't notice when Altair got up. He just woke up in an empty bed, meaning it was late. He'd found a replacement for Altair easily enough and was hugging Snow in his sleep. He didn’t open his eyes right away and just didn't want to get up. He felt awful and his mouth tasted like shit.

After laying there for at least a half an hour in misery he groaned and opened his eyes. He grumbled as he sat up and looked around. To his surprise he saw Altair sitting at his desk working on his laptop, headphones on. Homework? Had to be homework. What time was it?

He fumbled around looking for his phone and found it plugged in at half power on the night stand. He blinked at it blearily. It was almost eleven. He’d slept all morning and it was nearly lunch. He also had about ten thousand texts. He opened his phone and scrolled through them blearily realizing that he only recognized about a third of them, the rest were all from strangers and they were all things like ‘great party last night!’ Or ‘happy birthday! Killer party!’

“Fucking Clay,” Desmond grumbled. “I’m going to kill him.”

He rubbed his face and stumbled out of bed, dragging his sorry ass to the bathroom to piss and brush his teeth. When he came out Altair was looking at him, one ear bud out. “Good morning,” he said.

“Morning,” he droned.

“How do you feel?” Altair asked.

“Like shit. Thanks for asking,” he whined.

Altair chuckled. “You remember last night?”

Desmond sat on the end of the bed and grabbed Snow to hold against his chest. He squinted in the light thinking. “I remember lots of alcohol, and cake, and opening presents and— oh my goddddddd. I’m a fucking idiot,” he groaned as he remembered himself completely forgetting Altair was his boyfriend.

Altair laughed. “Yeah you are,” he said with a shit eating grin on his face. “It’s okay, you’re cute enough I didn’t mind,” he winked at Desmond.

“Shut up you,” and he flopped over onto his side with a groan. “I’m so hung overrrr,” he groaned.

“You drank a lot last night,” Altair said. Desmond just whined and hugged Snow. Altair watched him a minute longer, realized he was being a baby and turned away.

A few minutes later Desmond went, “Altairrrrr,” in a whiny tone.

“Yeah?” Altair asked, not looking at him.

“I’m hungry.”

Altair turned his chair around again. “What do you want?”

“Something with a lot of carbs and fat,” he groaned. “And some kisses. I want those too.”

Altair snorted and got off his chair and went over to the bed. He leaned down and littered his face with kisses. “How’s that?”

“Better,” he pouted.

“Put some clothes on. I’ll make lunch.”

“Okay,” Desmond complained some more and slouched off the bed. He left Altair's room and went to his own and struggled into some pajamas basically.

When he came outside he saw that the house had been a little less than trashed. There were cups everywhere and food and plates stacked on every flat surface. The wooden floors were dirty with spilled food and alcohol and the entire place smelled faintly of sweat. “Oh fucking god. I am absolutely killing Clay,” he said when he saw what had happened.

“Don’t worry about it,” Altair said, already in the kitchen, which was cleared but not exactly clean.

“Don’t worry about it? Altair, you’ve seen it, look at the mess they made!” Desmond motioned to the rest of the house.

“Yeah Malik texted me this morning and said and the other party planners were going to come by later today and clean it all up,” Altair shrugged.

“Seriously?”

“Yeah. I ain’t cleaning shit. My gramps also texted and asked if my friends had come by and cleaned the place yet. I assume Clay and your friends are coming over too.”

“Uhhhhg,” Desmond sat on the counter. “I’m sorry.”

“Don’t be sorry. Last night was super fun. It's been a minute since we went to a party, especially when that was like, our only interactions before,” Altair said, smiling slightly.

“Ugh,” Desmond wasn't happy about it still.

“Stop whining,” and Altair put coffee in front of him with creamer. He blindly added a bunch of creamer to it before going to where he had his leather jacket hung up by the door and fished his sunglasses out of the pocket and put them on. That helped with the light sensitivity a lot. Then he went back and nursed his coffee while Altair made him a cheese burger with turkey bacon and baked off some frozen french fries.

“Thanks,” he said when Altair put the burger in front of him and sat next to him with his own. He started eating when Altair's phone dinged.

“Malik is coming over with the rest of the idiots,” Altair said mildly.

“Great,” Desmond sighed. He'd left his phone in the bedroom so he couldn't check and see if Clay had also sent him a text but he assumed. “Would you be mad if I just went back to sleep for a while?”

“It’s your birthday weekend, do whatever the fuck you want,” Altair shrugged.

“Okay. That was really good, thank you,” he'd inhaled the burger.

“You’re welcome,” and Altair leaned over and kissed his cheek. Desmond returned it because he liked when his boyfriend was cute like this. “Don’t sleep too long or you won't get any sleep tonight.”

“Yeaaah,” he sighed and was going in on the fries now that they weren't fresh out of the oven hot.

He was just finishing his fries and getting off the stool to put the plate in the dish washer when there was some knocking on the door which totally rattled Desmond's head. Altair went and got it and Desmond knew it was the cleaning crew because of Clay’s vibrant, not hung over because he hadn't been drunk, voice cheerfully saying good afternoon. Desmond just put his dishes in the dish washer and retreated to Altair's room, crawling under the covers where Snow was waiting for him.

He didn't really sleep so much as doze and not deal with anything for a few hours, grabbing his phone at one point to scroll through Instagram. He heard voices and talking outside in the main house and eventually he crawled out of bed and put on some more day clothes and went out to see what was happening.

There was music playing in the living room and Altair was on his phone on the couch while everyone else was finishing up the clean. Desmond's head felt a lot better and it didn't hurt to look around anymore at least. The house wasn't spotless yet but it was a lot nicer than it was before. It also didn't smell anymore.

Desmond went, found Clay, and punched him in the arm. “Hey! Desmond, you’re up#” he cried when he saw Desmond.

“Your dumb ass party trashed my boyfriend’s house,” he said.

“We’re cleaning it,” Clay protested.

“No shit you are,” Altair called from the couch.

#assassin's creed #Altair Ibn La'Ahad #desmond miles #clay kaczmarek #b4m