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rigidly define the legal parameters of a snack (submitted by @rareandradiant-maiden)

I for one want to know if a snack is defined by an amount of food or an amount of eating!

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@sail-the-o-sean​ bearing children in strife will lead to children at strife!

@macaronsandfries Rabbi Levi, of course, I heard it from his mouth! 

(Nedarim 20b)

no, hatesex is not allowed

#((I don't provide sources in the OP for rule of funny #but anyone is welcome to ask for them and I'll provide)) #my posts

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positive

no, hatesex is not allowed

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no, hatesex is not allowed

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An easy fast to you, Rabbi.

I hope you all enjoyed one of the two happiest days of the year!

#Anonymous #ask

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do witchcraft on a woman in labour to give her a difficult labour, visit her and promise to pray on her behalf, and then undo your witchcraft so everyone thinks your prayers are incredibly effective

submitted by @rareandradiant-maiden

No! Do not do this! 

These are the sort of overly friendly widows whose actions are eroding the very world!

We all know that women are hopelessly drawn to witchcraft, but ladies, at least be honest about it!

#yochani bat retivi never claimed to be a role model #submission

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Build a case from a very shaky inference

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Shabbat 10

In the bathhouse, where people stand nude, A greeting should not be pursued. And it goes without saying You shouldn’t be praying, And tefillin and Torah preclude.

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don’t be the last person to supply a minor with the materials needed to start a fire. don’t be the first person either, but you’re not really responsible unless you’re the last person

#quarantalmud?

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when being chased by an ox with a Past, climb a building up onto a roof and pull up the ladder behind you so it can’t follow you

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Suggestion: It's better to have strong love and sleep on a sword's edge than it is to have weak love and sleep in a bed 60 amot wide.

A good suggestion.

Woe to Israel that we have sinned and not even Solomon’s Temple is wide enough.

#dafyomilimerick #ask

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when your neighbor breaks the rules of your timeshare, give them a hundred kicks

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Berachot 25

Don’t speak kodesh where urine can get Other things that it touched to be wet. “But said Rav,” claimed Geniva, “ ‘If it happened to leave a Moist mark, then we still can’t just yet.’ ”

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preserve the minority opinion

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dafyomilimerick replied to your post: “king david has done nothing wrong, ever, in his life”:

Objection. It's not that he did nothing wrong. He did teshuvah when Natan called him on it.

anyone who said he sinned is mistaken

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king david has done nothing wrong, ever, in his life

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dafyomilimerick replied to your post: “Do... something??? with a willow branch? Gonna be really frank here,...”:

Go ask the Tsaddukim. They seem to have strong opinions on how to use then,

I never go ask them. They can go hide under rocks with their willows.

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