technicallyverycowboy

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MY STAND-IN (2024) | 1.01

#my stand in #gay hookup realness

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สิงสาลาตาย - Goddess bless you from death (official pilot)

#goddess bless you from death

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Not me: Be gay, do crime!

Manner of Death: Be gay, solve crime!

The Eclipse: Be gay, do crime, solve crime, have a nervous breakdown!

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#it's called fashion sweaty #these are all fucking great though #really making the case for own a bright primary blue suit

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most of the talk on this website about Game Changer is how Sam Reich psychologically tortures his contestants, but I want to make it clear to the uninitiated that he's actually extremely ethical about it

He sends out a company wide email and asks them to choose episodes based on a chili pepper rating system

meaning he doesn't put 🌶️🌶️ people into 🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️ episodes

they're also big on consent ie cast and crew have to be okay with it before they'll do nudity or something like that in an episode

it's like the bdsm of psychological torture. safe, sane, and consensual.

the contestants know what they're getting into, and they're full down

#That makes Brennan his bratty sub is going to live rent free in my mind

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dating simulator where it starts normal but it slowly becomes clear that all of the romanceable characters are attempting to cover up an extremely specific murder they committed a year ago before you arrived

#it's not NOT playboyy

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Started triage recently and realised that I prefer bls with action or suspense way more than the romcoms. I think I might start Manner of Death next. If you guys have and other shows with similar vibes and strong plots let me know

#i would recommend the sign if you're okay with a fantasy/mythology element #and if you like horror dead friends forever was really fun

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Boston/Top!!

Highly Specific Ship Ranking

Send me a ship, and I’ll rate it:

Squick / Just nope / A trainwreck you can’t look away from / Mehh but they are bloody everywhere / Not interested but no negative feelings / I need to see how I could make it work / BroTP / Cute / I love them / They rented a room in my mind and are here to stay

I don't even care I think they had absolutely fire ass energy, if they were in a better show they woulda had a whole ass affair and it woulda been great. I wish Boston actually did have feelings for Top and Top realized he was chasing an ideal in Mew.

Would they crash and burn? Maybe who cares I'm not here for romance I was here for the sexy mess. And I got mormon-ed instead - and worst there's not even fic to explore them! tomato! tomato! - it was also refreshing as fuck to see Force act for once.

it'll never happen but I wish Neo and Force could have a show together, but alas, gotta sell those sticker sheets.

#solid steel facts

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Highly Specific Ship Ranking

Send me a ship, and I’ll rate it:

Squick / Just nope / A trainwreck you can’t look away from / Mehh but they are bloody everywhere / Not interested but no negative feelings / I need to see how I could make it work / BroTP / Cute / I love them / They rented a room in my mind and are here to stay

#ask meme

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people always talk about evil clones like oooh a dark mirror oohh what if you saw what are cruel person you were/are capable of becoming. and well yes but what if you were the evil clone. what if you looked in the mirror and what you saw was so bright it blinded you. what if you had to know exactly how good you could have been.

#nant and nont except when you look in the mirror you don't know which of you is the clone

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Peter Pan 2003 | dir. P. J. Hogan

#i know exactly one piece of trivia about this movie #and it is that the kid playing peter pan was going through a growth spurt #so they had to keep making the nursery window taller so he didn't clock himself in the face constantly #peter pan

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: เล่นจนเป็นเรื่อง | Playboyy (Thailand TV 2023) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Prom Prompitch Ponglert/Prom Prompitch Ponglert, Prom Prompitch Ponglert/Nont Nontnapas Saktawee (mentioned) Characters: Prom Prompitch Ponglert, Captain Kamontarsna Wang Additional Tags: Sex Work, Blow Jobs, bad idea 4 worse idea, Sex for Favors Summary:

Porsche's little friend -- Captain -- sits across from Prom with his legs crossed and his hands in his lap, long eyelashes fluttering against his cheeks. So sweet and if Prom hadn’t spent his adult life watching boys put on personas to sell to middle aged men, he might even buy it. The overalls are a nice touch.

Captain wants a job and he's happy to put on a show to get it. Prom's willing to be entertained.

This was born out of riffing about what job Captain would possibly get if his dad cut him off after being expelled and the Discord agreeing that he’d probably rather sell sex than coffee. 

#my fic #my stuff #playboyy #playboyy the series #prom playboyy #captain playboyy #promcaptain #i have now added four previously noncanonical pairings into ao3

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is it bad that i wanna rewatch only friends just so i can watch sandray kiss? they have so much chemistry and i promise i'm not sexualizing them, it's just like... artistically pleasing their romance scenes.

anon my love, not only is it not even a tiny bit bad, I am actively encouraging you to do it.

in fact, here is a youtube compilation of all of their kiss scenes! it has nearly 50k views! that's a lot of people who also enjoy watching them kiss.

also. importantly. you are allowed to sexualise them. they're adults. you can find them kissing hot. it's fine, I promise. it's completely morally neutral to enjoy watching men kiss because it's sexy. I am sorry you have been made to feel guilty about this, but I promise - you don't need to apologise. you don't need to ask for permission. you don't need to find artistic merit in kissing scenes to be allowed to enjoy them.

there is no shame in doing things for horny reasons!!

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there was time for a whole surprise dad, but the dj and the himbo can’t even get a kiss?????

#deep night the series #what Is this economy!! #the handjob was nice though I did appreciate that

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GODDESS BLESS YOU FROM DEATH (2024-ish)

#goddess bless you from death #I'M! SO! FUCKING! HYPED! #i want my gays covered in BLOOD and tormented by VISIONS

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I'm the Most Beautiful Count

#i'm the most beautiful count #not me having an emotion about a gender nonconforming character that also gets to be a joyful slut

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Carmen Maria Machado, from "Meat Eater No. 5" [ID'd]

#poetry #otp shit