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terdburgler · 6 months
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Look at them. They're all having fun. Laughing, drinking, telling stories and getting along. Why can't you be like that? Why can't you just let loose and enjoy yourself? You know what happens every single time you do this. You start the party, you're all fun and stories, you love playing the hostess, but then it all flips. You realize the truth. Nobody wants you here. Nobody cares. They just know you throw really good parties. They'd be having so much more fun if you weren't even here. Maybe you should just go upstairs and go to bed right now. It's not like anyone will even miss you. They're not even talking to you. Probably because you're so fat and ugly. You're an insufferable annoyance and you're good at pretending to be the life of the party but you know it's all a fake, a facade, and as soon as it comes down, they see you're just a miserable, sad, ugly girl and who would ever want to spend time with that? They all see it. You've already shown them by acting like this, off in the corner and playing the sad sack. You're bringing everyone down and no amount of acting small will change that. Just crawl away and let them enjoy themselves and when it's all over, you'll clean up for them, they'll say how great of a time they had, and they'll pretend like they enjoy your company- all so you'll do this for them again. But at least... at least when it starts, it's okay. It's fun for a while, ya know? God... why do you keep doing this to yourself, Caroline? Why do you ever think it's going to change?
-TB
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terdburgler · 9 months
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Doesn't Oreo's antenna turning yellow mean she's bored? Or did she rewire the mood coloring?
The thing is, there are a LOT of different emotions that one can feel and there are only so many primary colors. At a certain point, there's gonna be some overlap between emotions and colors.
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terdburgler · 10 months
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Throwing up stickers on the local coffee shop. @b0tster
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terdburgler · 11 months
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Oh no, a little mouse is in peril! Somebody please come to her rescue! -TB
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terdburgler · 11 months
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HAPPY KAIJUNE AND PRIDE!
I’m getting back into streaming and celebrating Kaijune and Pride this year! Working on a collection of pride themed kaiju shirts to celebrate bigness, monsterness,and PRIDE!  I’ll be streaming weekday nights as I work on more!
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terdburgler · 1 year
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The fact that nobody is talking about Secret’s new commercials pisses me off
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terdburgler · 1 year
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Fun fact about Daliah is that they can manifest at whatever size they like. They generally prefer to be small but sometimes, big has it's perks.
-TB
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terdburgler · 1 year
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she's been in my head recently for no reason
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terdburgler · 1 year
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Don't be shy, this is the best dance bar in the city! You'll have plenty of fun with Caroline and I, we'll make sure of it. So wipe that frown off your face and come on in! This will be a night to remember all your life! -Linda
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terdburgler · 1 year
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So much Oreo art that didn't get posted to Tumblr because they were stodgy.
-TB
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terdburgler · 1 year
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Alright, looks like Tumblr is one of the cool kids again.
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terdburgler · 2 years
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Patreon - 2B Lounging
A recent patron requested 2B. http://linktr.ee/skottichan
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terdburgler · 2 years
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Getting ready for our date~
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terdburgler · 2 years
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I redid this older comic I made for my storytelling class based on this post. Have some cute wlw love in your day.
It’s hard, if I had more free time I could make it so pretty, this is what I could throw together for the assignment.
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terdburgler · 2 years
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Hellgirl _______________________________ More versions: https://patreon.com/mdf
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terdburgler · 3 years
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Trying a new look.
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terdburgler · 3 years
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Today is my first birthday as Elizabeth. I feel like it's kind of a milestone. Like, being a woman every day has gotten completely normal for me and this birthday is no exception. It's just another thing I finally get to celebrate as my true self and it feels good. Happy birthday, Elizabeth.
-Liz
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