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No, that’s a basket. A blanket is that knife they put on the end of guns in the 1700s

wghat the fuck is a blanket

i think it's when a lot of people sit at the same table and there is like food ! hope ythis helps

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remember if you wake up feeling sick and your whole body hurts the best course of action is to jack off and moan like a girl

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yes i'm normal about him. i need to gnaw on him like a no. 2 pencil

#JOEL

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ever since i was a little girl i've always wanted a hysterectomy

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never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man

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Absolutely beautiful. “Thank you god for showing me a beast today amen”

Coming here to crowdsource a blessing from jumblr for seeing a guinea pig, there are blessings for animals in general, but not piggies

youre right! jumblr, help create a blessing for guinea pigs!

#love that #jewish #jumblr #texas thinks #jewposting #thank you

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Growing up poor be like

please watch this i cant stop thinking about it

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My little girl!!!!!

ASHLEY JOHNSON & BELLA RAMSEY as ANNA & ELLIE WILLIAMS THE LAST OF US | Season One

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How I react when I find a cigarette in the bottom of my purse

#texas thinks #the shawshank redemption #cigarette #tw smoking

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i love pictures of the international space station which are just completely overexposed because that is just.. unequivocally an angel.

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There’s no amount of seasoning that can stop Tilapia from tasting like wet dirt

#texas thinks #fish #cooking #meals #I hate tilapia

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Adult Swim making an unholy amount of sense.

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things i’ll not call you a whore for:

sexual activity

how you dress

things i’ll call you a whore for:

stealing my food 

stealing my lemons

my cat likes you more than me

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4 days until wet rat wednesday

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#lover you should've come over

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Remember, if you haven't felt the first edible in 5-10 minutes eat two or three more