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What DMing looks like

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Hamlet as a D&D paladin.

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Bison messenger bag now for sale! Full bison leather with antique brass hardware and copper rivets. The interior has two smaller front pockets great for phones/calculators/notepads. Along with two large pockets great for tablets/iPads/other larger things. All hand stitched! (at Dauphin County, Pennsylvania) https://www.instagram.com/p/BqM_-y-hmXt/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=nik2i8wl3zch

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Medium brown embossed belt with the brass buckle! https://www.instagram.com/p/BpqIuNXHJQA/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1i1ah10duc506

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why does wiggly sword exist? What are they good for?

Skill: Shows off the blacksmiths massive horse cock. In a time before modern machinery some crazy Germans and Swiss hammered beyond natural human limit. They probably did it as a meme then realised it was actually useful as a weapon. Sharpening a wavy blade would have been a nightmare.

Functional: Good for duelling sword vs sword. A traditional sword allows you to slide off an enemies blade if your swords clash, because the blade is straight. The waves in a flamberg blade creates vibrations which hurts the opponents hands, that doesn’t sound like much but it gives you an advantage. Very useful for parrying since the enemies sword will strike, then the blade gets stuck on your wavy blade or they pull away from the impact shock. Either way you will have an opening to attack. Also the waves cut much deeper similar to a serrated knife. If you got cut once by this blade, you would not be able to stitch your wound shut, you are pretty much sliced bread.Aesthetic: Someone challenges you to a duel, while they unsheathe their boring longsword, you unwrap your wiggly sword. They immediately apologize and run because you are rich enough to afford a wiggly sword and probably have multiple wenches giving you ankle parchments.

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Tried a spray mister (used for water) to dye my leather to reduce brush strokes and I think it turned out really well! Did learn however to always be spraying upwind so my arms don’t turn green...learned it a little too late. Do you have any colors you want to see? How about a new wallet or handbag? Message me with ideas for quotes! (at BeltboBaggins Leather) https://www.instagram.com/p/BpTMNHghHfI/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1eqcdpph7vh9b

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Tried a spray mister (used for water) to dye my leather to reduce brush strokes and I think it turned out really well! Did learn however to always be spraying upwind so my arms don’t turn green...learned it a little too late. Do you have any colors you want to see? How about a new wallet or handbag? Message me with ideas for quotes! (at BeltboBaggins Leather) https://www.instagram.com/p/BpTMNHghHfI/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1ns29nde54yk5

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Three current projects (belt for a gentleman, a wristlet for friends aunt and a bag for a family friend) all going great! Next stage is dying the belt (tan) and sewing the bag (purple with brass)and wristlet (royal blue with brass and light blue accents) together! Finished projects to come! Be sure to message with your own orders/presents for friends and family! Etsy/Facebook/Instagram/Call or Text. Have a great night everyone!! (at BeltboBaggins Leather) https://www.instagram.com/p/BpQdIXlh0L6/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=9p201pneq72t

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Now able to do in person sales! Don’t forget the holidays are coming up and now is the best time to buy your Christmas presents, Thanksgiving decorations, and so much more!Custom orders welcome! Need a mask for Halloween? What about a leather sculpture to mount on the wall? Message me with ideas and we can move forward! New customers get a coupon to be put towards their first purchase! Message for details! https://www.instagram.com/p/BoIVf6GHY9e/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=8ighakcgtkr5

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Dice bags available for order! https://www.instagram.com/p/Bn5BrmZHqNg/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=g4fvq8n4uled

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Now doing holsters! Order yours today over at my Etsy store! For those wondering this is my BB gun..not a real pistol. https://www.instagram.com/p/BnkNGeRglqS/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=6l84nch880a4

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Coin purses now for sale! https://www.instagram.com/p/BnY7tYuARVz/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=lpsgdcg1q4tp

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Current project! https://www.instagram.com/p/BnKa0l2gMYu/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1j7eag4dixs6v

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My shop

Expanding my products...slowly but it is happening! If you want something custom let me know! BeltboBaggins's shop on Etsy https://www.etsy.com/shop/BeltboBaggins

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Check out my Etsy! BeltboBaggins's shop on Etsy https://www.etsy.com/shop/BeltboBaggins

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BeltboBaggins's shop on Etsy https://www.etsy.com/shop/BeltboBaggins

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(We’re good friends with the local magical item merchant, and are checking out his new stock)

Bard: “What does this horn do?”

Merchant: “You blow into it, and it creates and explosive force!”

Bard: “So would you say this horn is a blast?”

Merchant, deadpan: “Give me your hand.”

Bard, expecting to get smacked: “…Okay.”

Merchant, grasping the Bard’s hand with tears in his eyes: “I cherish you so much, and I will love you forever.”