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Pls pretend it was posted 4 days ago

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James 🫧

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#ill love u 4 ever #james hetfield

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He makes me wanna throw a chair across the room

there’s something about this photo

his neck looks so thick omfg. and he just looks so goddamn majestic.

#james hetfield #forever husband

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The one and only...

bark

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i’m not even joking when i say i burst into tears

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Pause at 5:46 on the Metallica: Leper Messiah (Castle Donington, England - June 8, 2023) video

😭😭😭

turned it into a gif because i'm just that nice.

#holy hell he looooks AMAZING

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peak james.

#best era

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the cutest old man ever.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Excuse me, Mr Hetfield but who allowed you to look like this?!!!

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James Hetfield - 1992.

#selfreblog love💖 #james hetfield #metallica #90s #black album era #black album tour #james hetfield 90s #my gifs

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Bonus- we all wanna be this lucky guy:

#selfreblog love💖 #james hetfield #metallica #my gifs #jaymz #90s #jason newsted #kirk hammett #lars ulrich #james hetfield 90s #metallica 90s #Metallica tour #music #heavy metal #1993 #shirtless #yummy

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James Hetfield - Wherever I May Roam - 1992.

#selfreblog love💖 #james hetfield #90s #james hetfield 90s #metallica #jaymz #black album era #my gifs #heavy metal

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The low-key Hill billy look - all the way for me. That fucking moustache is EVERYTHING ASDFGHJ. Early 90s Jaymz was my first love and still is my favourite 💕

i’m soo happy to see someone that loves early 90s james as much as me. He was so fucking hot even though he looked like he would beat someone at any moment lol

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there's just something about the aggression and intensity of 90s james that makes him so incredibly attractive.

#sorry had to join and assure anon theres more of us lol #james hetfield #metallica #james hetfield 90s

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Kinktober day 7: Virginity

All night, his hand had been traveling to rest on your inner thigh, his fingers massaging higher and higher and you had to stop him as you didn't plan to put on a show for the rest of his friends. He was making you nervous and the sidelong glances along with the sideways smiles made his intentions very clear.

James had been almost vibrating with excitement since the morning, when you promised him that tonight would be the night. His smile never left his face, he had been glued to your side, managing to get his hands on you at any time, even the most inopportune moments like when you were trying to have a civilized conversation. He was not stopped by the little pinches you gave his hand to push him away, after a few minutes, his hand would come back to touch you.

None of your friends noticed anything strange, which only helped James to be a little more daring, not content with caressing your thighs, he decided to apply pressure with his fingers over your panties, you were not sure if wearing a skirt had been a good idea.

You grabbed him by the wrist and scold him with your gaze, he just gave you an innocent smile and a cheeky wink.

Back at his place and as soon as you closed the door behind you, his lips didn't leave yours, they were kisses of longing and raw desire; you'd be lying if you said his touches hadn't put you in the mood, you were so excited by the anticipation but at the same time a little nervous as it would be your first time. Somehow they made it to the bedroom, James carefully laid you on the bed and lowered his kisses to your neck, his hands moving up your leg to your ass, his fingers delved under the edge of your panties but he only fiddled a little, there was no real touch there.

"Shit, you don't know how much I wanted to touch you like this" James murmurs against your collarbone where he leaves wet kisses, his lips come dangerously close to your tits which makes you startle. He lifts a little off you, smiles and with expert hands unfastens your bra, carelessly undoes the garment as he licks his lips hungrily at the sight of your tits fully at his disposal. He massages and plays with your breasts, marveling at being able to fit them perfectly in his hands.

The blush increases on your face and part of your cleavage, you turn your face a little shy and embarrassed but James needs you to see him so he grabs your chin and guides your face towards him.

"No, no pretty, I want you to see when I put my cock in you for the first time, I need to know that you enjoy me stretching that eager little pussy of yours, okay?" Your response is just a moan at his dirty words but you manage to nod in agreement, that's when he rips your panties off with a little force, you gasp in surprise and unconsciously spread your legs for him.

He moves in for a kiss before turning his attention down there, running his thumb up and down between your folds, just teasing. You moan shyly but keep your eyes on his every move, you sigh ecstatically at the gentle touch which earns you a playful wink from James who without a second thought buries his face in your pussy, you cry out completely lost in the sensation of his tongue tasting you, his nose pressing shallowly on your clit, giving it a heady stimulation that makes your legs tremble.

You put your hand on his hair and pull softly, putting him right where you want him, yet he pulls away, you moan in protest at the loss.

"James, come on..." you pout at him, he chuckles and caresses your cheek, then unbutton his pants and pull down his boxers.

He is huge.

You open your eyes in surprise and look him in the eye, he seems a little smug at your reaction but at the same time gives you a reassuring smile. He strokes up and down a couple of times before sliding the head of his cock through your wetness, you pull your head back and close your eyes as a squeal escapes your lips. Your breathing is faster, nerves and horniness making you a sensitive mess to the touch.

"Hey, easy baby... I need you to relax, alright? Eyes on me, I want you to enjoy it" his sweet words are enough to soothe you, you lay back on the bed and let him set the pace, you trust him fully for it. James caresses your thigh as he lines up with your entrance, he pushes in little by little until he is fully buried, you both moan in unison as you bottom out, you trying to get used to the new intrusion and he trying to compose himself from how tight and wet you are, your foreheads are pressed together and you practically exchange sighs, you cup his face in your hands and give him a little kiss as a signal that he can start moving.

His thrusts are slow, careful, all to avoid hurting you, your heart skips a beat at his softness and you can't help but pull him in for a long, emotion-filled kiss.

Stretching is uncomfortable and a little painful, but as James establishes a steady rhythm, the pain fades. He grunts against your neck, you know he's holding back for you, you don't want that.

"James…you said you'd make this unforgettable. Fuck me like you mean it" You whisper softly against his hair. For a moment he stands still and you think maybe you went too far, however your thoughts are cut as you feel a particularly hard thrust compared to the previous ones. A completely debauched gasp escapes you as he begins to fuck you hard, his hands tight around your thighs to keep your legs spread.

His fat cock buries deep in you, he gasps incoherently about your tightness and how nice your pussy looks filled with him, you yourself can't help but roll your eyes at the pleasure. It's all over for you when you see how he licks his thumb and puts it on your swollen clit, he rubs a couple of times and that's when you cling to his arms and clench around him. You had touched yourself before, but to come by having his cock in you, was something else. You had touched yourself before, but coming by having his cock in you was something else, You had touched yourself before, but coming by having his cock in you was something else.

Seeing you in such a state made him cum on your womb with a loud moan of your name, he rests his arms on either side of your head and leaves a soft kiss on your forehead.

"Give me five minutes, I'm not done with you."

Well, this wasn't supposed to be so long but...here we are hehehe.

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i need to ride 80s james

this is so real.

his hands gripping onto your hips, eyes fixated on the sight of his cock slipping in and out of your cunt, groaning at the slick glistening in the low light.

"shit, baby." he bucks his hips up into you, matching your movements as you grip onto his chest, nails scratching at his skin. his hair is sticking to his forehead, and soft breaths pass his lips as you keep a slow rhythm.

you're both unable to form sentences, you babbling his name as your clit brushes against his pubic bone, him releasing low, repressed groans. you keep a leisurely pace, continuously grinding against him and whimpering as he rubs his thumb over your nipple. until, eventually, with a hiss at a particular thrust, he can't take anymore and plants his feet flat against the bed, grabbing onto you and slamming his hips against yours.

"cmon." he taps the side of your thigh, plunging himself inside you harshly, eyes never leaving the space between your legs and ears intent on the sounds you're both producing. "you can do better than that." the deprecating tone, intentional or not made you mewl, your movements working with his and beginning to bounce up and down quicker than before.

he snapped his hips up into yours before stopping and letting you continue, grabbing a fistful of your ass and never taking his eyes off your face, the way you threw your head back and mouth parted as your moaned.

"there you go." he mutters, too overcome with the warm, tightness of you to produce any substantial dirty talk. "there you go..." the phrase comes out as a whisper as he closes his eyes and sinks into the feeling of you.