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Someone kill me im about to have a panic attack over a Reddit comment and I feel so stupid and weak lmao
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Ok google how do I tell the difference between a hyperfixation and an addictive personality asking for a friend
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If I see an ad for an app, there’s a 100% chance I am never downloading that shit. How fucking dare you lmao, thinking you’re deserving of my time so much that I should willingly give up more of it for your shitty game?
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Anyway Richard gets full custody of Rachael post darkness before dawn and they get a little apartment together and he works at the Harlequin while she goes back to school
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So I can wear a suit to my brother’s wedding but my gf can’t wear a dress? They know I have a tiny little gay mustache, right? I get she’s the pastor’s daughter but ffs it’s not the kids who will be “confused”
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My reddit slutsona after getting messages from strangers containing the Horrors: I can excuse snuff but I draw the line at foot fetishes
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Slutsona save me
Save me slutsona
Slutsona
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STOPP MY LITTLE BROTHER TEXTED ME HAPPY BIRTHDAY AND CALLED ME BROSKI IM GONNA SOB
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I figured out a middle ground: lying to stupid horny men on reddit when I’m also stupid and horny and catfishing them into thinking I’m a girl so I can get off to the euphoria of their messages and imagining I’m the one saying them
Sometimes I daydream about living a fantastical fake double life anonymously online but then I remember I’m too autistic to lie about myself
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Ubisoft, the ezio collection has been out for how long? And I STILL can’t collect two borgia flags? Im never gonna get this platinum
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Songs for the Bad Kids, about the Bad Kids, and possibly written by Fig and the Cig Figs. Idk man I just work here ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
(I’m not crying thinking about the Forest of the Nightmare King again wdym)
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Idk who needs to hear this but there’s a difference between “I’m embarrassed about how I acted when I was into this thing” and “this thing is inherently bad and embarrassing and I should bully current fans”. You weren’t an awful person and that thing wasn’t making you bad and it won’t make other people bad. Maybe you were just 14.
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You know what? I don’t care if people are doing the “hear me out” trend wrong on tiktok, I’m just excited I get to hear the most earworm clip from words, words, words every couple vids
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the-maladjustedjester · 2 months
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I’m pretty live and let live when it comes to media consumption but some of you are acting like you’re so cool for liking objectively dumb shit. It’s fine if you like something that’s edgy for the sake of being edgy, but don’t act like it’s deeper than that
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the-maladjustedjester · 2 months
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Sometimes I start to think maybe I wasn’t that sheltered growing up and then I remember my first exposure to lesbians was at the ripe old age of 14 when I wanted to scare myself and looked up the word “evil” on youtube and saw daughter of white from the evillious chronicles
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the-maladjustedjester · 2 months
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Somewhere in the middle is sitting on the couch shirtless in boxers, and near the bottom is crop tops showing off my t shot bandaid
Things that give me gender euphoria ranked by how embarrassing they are, starting with basketball shorts and ending with drinking monster energy and playing assassin’s creed
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the-maladjustedjester · 2 months
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Things that give me gender euphoria ranked by how embarrassing they are, starting with basketball shorts and ending with drinking monster energy and playing assassin’s creed
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