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an homage to the greatest character in the entire comic

#homestuck #dad egbert #john egbert #jane crocker #gif

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Greetings, CITIZEN_NAME . As you are of REPRODUCTIVE AGE, Her Imperious Condescension has impersonally summoned you to contribute your ADEQUATE GENETICS in the upcoming DRONE SEASON.

The pail collection schedule for YOUR_LOCATION is as follows:

June 30: Signups open 

July 21: Signups close 

August 3: Assignments go out 

August 27: Deadline to default, prompts released, Sloppy Seconds opens 

September 7: Fills due, deadline for pinch-hitter signups 

September 14: Collection opens 

September 21: Authors revealed, Sloppy Seconds collection opens 

September 24: Sloppy Seconds authors revealed

Begin locating a suitable concupiscent partner immediately. And always remember:

"if youre a sorry ass dork w)(o cant get any t)(en we fuckin krill you"

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#GET HYPE #gif

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inspired by @limplegsakimbo

#homestuck #dave strider #bro strider #lil cal

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felt lady

#homestuck #snowman

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cats are good

#homestuck #rose lalonde #dave strider

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Day 2769 The Midnight Crew

#homestuck #midnight crew #hearts boxcars #spades slick #diamonds droog #clubs deuce #gif #this is fantastic

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#homestuck #jade harley #rose lalonde #dave strider #june egbert #holy shit this is incredible

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doodled dirk as a mechanic dude

i really should try drawing people who arent him

#homestuck #dirk strider

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*thinks abt Them* nice

#homestuck #john egbert #jade harley #davesprite

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Throw back to when I was in a server where Dirk was the only pale/white alpha kid

#homestuck #dirk strider

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#homestuck #dave strider #dirk strider #dirkdave

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Dave needs an adult because the anime asscrack is acting way too much like bro to handle.

#homestuck post-canon #ultimate dirk #dave strider

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terezi commission for my friend xtine 💚🐉

#homestuck #terezi

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#homestuck #dirk strider #roxy lalonde #dave strider

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#homestuck #aranea #dirk strider #brain ghost dirk

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#homestuck #dave strider #lil cal #bro strider #brodave #brocal #davecal

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#homestuck post-canon #jake english #ultimate dirk #ultimate jake #dirkjake