#ultimate jake

[borzoilover69]

heres your food im redesigning some other idiots for a lineup

#homestuck #hom3stuck #le jake #ultimate jake #terezi pyrope #rosebot #rose lalonde #dirk strider #i made him two chocolate bars tall on purpose #he lost height privileges in my eyes #im so fucking tired AUGH #borzoi art #terezis og outfit ugly af im sorry it tastes so bad #feel free to ask me questions abt this or requests #i will draw them

[kurkumut]

Он очень особенный для меня

#homestuck #jake english #ultimate jake

[exxcidio]

forgor to post it oops

#homestuck #homestuck fanart #dirk strider #jake english #ultimate dirk #ultimate jake #ult dirk #ult jake #dirkjake

[bombheart]

Kitty

#homestuck #homestuck fanart #tavros nitram #gcatavrosprite #jake english #hs tavros #hs jake #lord english #homestuck^2 #Ultimate jake

[littlelemonshark]

@borzoilover69 has the scrumbliest guys known to man.

#dirk strider #ultimate dirk #ultimate jake #jake english #homestuck #hom3stuck

[derseprinceoftbd]

Has anyone ever designed an Ultimate Jade, Jane, or Troll?

Dirk, Dave, and Rose exist. I've seen Ultimate Jake, Roxy, and John (from this person https://www.reddit.com/r/homestuck/s/D4uDZOUfYC), and even an Aradia, who I guess is the one Troll I've seen. Seriously wondering if these are out there, especially the Jade, since I am writing a sort of fanfic involving that.

Edit:

My idea for her is, and I quote (link inserted haphazardly, it's a clean text insert link in the doc):

"Jade would transform in a flash of green light, emerging with her hair regrown longer than ever (plus the streaks of white (and dog tail) fanart occasionally depicts her with), her hood gone in exchange for a witch’s hat (https://www.tumblr.com/meraki-sunset/699653830534643712/happy-halloween-the-witchs), the underside/inside of her skirt, sleeves, and the hat turning green, and her Prospit moon symbol in white in place of her Space symbol; she would have become her Ultimate Self."

#homestuck #homestuck rewrite #hs2 #homestuck beyond canon #ultimate self #ultimate dirk #ultimate dave #ultimate rose #ultimate jake #ultimate jade #jake english #jade harley #jade harley art #jane crocker #aradia medigo #john egbert #roxy lalonde #dirk strider #ultimate jane #homestuck art #hs art #homestuck fanart #hs fanart #ultimate john #ultimate roxy #ultimate aradia #Homestuck 2 #hsbc

[choctalksalot]

good afternoon may i offer you some yaoi hallucinations in these trying times

the good shitTM thank you borzoilover69 for always providing amen

ah yes the absolutely correct decision to make on karkat day: dirkjake colour palettes. yes. brainrot is very strange, people

much like tg's playlist these aren't all of the Colrours, these made my brain flip inside out after listening to them with ult dirkjake in mind sjdhjwjdksk i'm definitely going to do 'you're nothing without me' and 'novocaine' and Every IDKHBTFM Song In There later!! but for now, six by six. i gotta go rush to tuition + karkat day drawing later either way so WEH

uncensored doodle beloww (idk if it's body horror or not. it's yanking an organ out of a chest cavity. so)

hokay now if you'll excuse me im gonna go draw a crab boy

#choc draws #dirkjake #ultimate dirk #ultimate jake #le jake #i always read that in a french accent. le jake #colour palettes

[applestorms]

hello. you ever think up a music video or animatic based on a song you're listening to? cause apparently i can create a movie out of a playlist. shoutout to @borzoilover69 for the fantastic ultimate dirkjake playlist (and tg, choc, & everyone else for the great additional ideas for those characters), here is a 20 page outline for a movie? fanfiction? something??? based on that.

#hs #homestuck #dirkjake #ultimate dirk #ultimate jake #my hands fucking hurt someone make me stop typing #but give me additional ideas though. or make this happen idk how but go for it write parts of it or all of it if you're so inclined #i would really love that #astronaut rambles #it's been so fun seeing all of the ideas people have for ult dirkjake i hope i captured at least some of that energy here #suggestive

[rm6y7m6]

I can't quite grasp the personality of Ult Jake but i will definitely like him Like I love all heroes who live long enough eventually rot into villains with power I'm also looking forward to seeing John in the end just become a deity with no humanity. If everyone gets the ultimate self and is alienated and indifferent things are bound to get interesting like the prologue to some kind of cosmic war Once an ally for each other now he's pointing his gun at your head.

And then there's always that one character who still doesn't give up or just half gives up Maybe the ult Dave? He's definitely trying to find a John in an infinite timeline who can handle things. Lets all just don't be badass. And Dave is just infinitely ultimately lost in time.

ult dirk is just prologue Ult Rose just finally watch numbly and never lead anyone again ult jade? she's missing ult roxy refuses to come out of the void, she's off camera ult jane? oh her empire is more prosperous than condesce almost half of the universe is her empire ult jake. It's chaos itself, his whereabouts are unpredictable Ult John is just invisible in Earth C 's society，no one can find him or remember him

In the end ult Dave was looking for a turning point in time for them and got lost in the timeline and forgot where he came from. The story will start with Jake, who is simply pulling a string of harmful pranks on Jane's empire. Jane was angrily trying to find him, and Dirk was Jane's military adviser. When he finds jake they just fight and flirt and destroy a bunch of balls and creatures. Dirk's feelings for Ultimate Jake are completely described as black hatred. This time jake is the toxic ex-boyfriend character. Karkat and Earth's rebels are just trying to stop the human gods who were once their friends. kanaya stayed at rose's temple praying for her lover to come out but rose didn't respond to her or show up John found a job on Earth, commuted from 9 to 5 every day, watched the cosmic news broadcast on TV and didn't care. roxy and jade are gone, like gods who have disappeared. Dave keeps jumping in the timeline, he wants to escape and find a way to break this timeline. Jake's resistance to him only made Dave more tired and lost in time. Before Dave was finally swallowed into a dark timeline and trapped, he finally heard Jake say a word to him "Wizards who play with time never end well".

#homestuck #homestuck^2 #ultimate dirk #ultimate self #ultimate jake #just idea #ult rose #ult john

[utopianparadoxist]

Prince English POV @ Dirk, mostly. Jake is in bold. Dirk is in italics. Overlaps are in both. Complete song under the cut so as not to stretch the dash too much.

(And I can't look up and I can't look down When the whole wide world reveals its death And I can't take a breath 'cause I haven't escaped And I haven't escaped because I can't take a breath)

Oh zookeeper, we're gonna help each other through Zookeeper, I don't trust anyone but you Leave the enclosure, lower our gaze Brace for the crush, here it comes, brace for the CRAZE!

(And I can't buy into the world that's sold But I can't afford to buy a ticket out And I can't reply to anything I'm told But they say they're just telling me to open my mouth And I can't shake the feeling there was something else There was something I believed in that got me here But I'm afraid to go back and find what it was Because the only belief that I held was fear)

Oh zookeeper, all my life through Zookeeper, it's been only me and you We govern the jungle, we scuttle the ark There go the cameras, here comes the darkHere comes the dark!

(And will you leave me behind because I cry too much? Well if you do then you know I'll cry and cry Or are you leaving 'cause you've never known another touch And you wonder what it's like on the other side? And the further you go, the less I care And the less I care, then the further you go And the smarter I get, the more I want to learn But the more that I learn, the less I realize I know)

'Cause there's There's nobody left There's nobody left There's nobody left There's nobody left but you and me

There's nobody left There's nobody left There's nobody left But you and me

(And everything that's new decays to something old And "new" is just a word, just an adjective And every part of speech that I conceive afresh Will do nothing to change the fact that it's live Or die, the two, the irreducible pair And it's yes or no, and it's you or me And it's stay or go, and it's earth or air And it's fast or slow, or it's in between)

Oh zookeeper, d'ya think we'll pull through? Zookeeper, and do we really have to? We could've stayed, we could still pretend But here come the birds of prey Here comes the end Here comes the end

(And it's up or down, and it's zero or one And we're made of ghosts, who're all keeping score It's all in the past or it's still to come And I feel like I'm the only one who cries for more 'Cause time is just one way, and a circle's closed And everyone I know retains a name Still I can't look up and I can't look down And for all the change, it's all the same)

And there's, There's nobody left There's nobody left There's nobody left There's nobody left but you and me!

There's nobody left There's nobody left There's nobody left But you and me!

There's nobody left There's nobody left There's nobody left There's nobody left but you and me!

(And if I stride into the heart of a factory Walking tall and fast so that no one asks Could I lay my head down on the iron press? And could I push the green button and end it fast? There's a black hole spiral with no inside Where nothing escapes and death is just a flash But to the bear in the cage is there a slowing of time? Does the split second noise just last and last?)

There's nobody left in the world In the place of predator and prey and boys and girls There's nobody left in the wild Ain't got no use for words like "animal" or "child"

(And does the lion grow love like wings of milk? And does the meat of my bones rise up and sing? And does my soul take flight into calcium dust? And does the map of the world blow apart in the wind? And does the boat on the water dissolve in tears? And does clearing in the forest mate intention with math? Is the emergence of a tumor just a god who tries To break into our world by the shortest path?)

Zookeeper Come on, open your heart up, open my cage Here comes the future Here comes the RAGE!

(And does the flailing of my body on the foundry floor Give a scent of honey and a scent of luck So that the workers and overseer can't ignore The little moonglow breeze by which they're struck? And will we meet in the morning on the day we die? Will we chase our shadows like we never grew up? And will we laugh to the comedy of nuclei? And will we drink ourselves deep into the holy cup? And your very first word was your very last choice If your daughter doesn't get you then the government will I'm just hanging onto life for the sake of my cats And if I were their size, they would probably kill me too)

#homestuck #Dirkjake #Jake English #Dirk Strider #Pumpkin Track #Prince English #Ultimate Jake #Ultimate Dirk #Youtube

[borzoilover69]

your honour i present you them

#homestuck #hom3stuck #homestuck fanart #dirk strider #jake english #dirkjake #ultimate dirk #le jake #ultimate jake #borzoi art

[dirk-strider-and-splinters-daily]

DAY 48

#homestuck #dirk strider #ultimate dirk #jake english #dirk splinters daily #dirkjake

[galacticcosmologist]

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 <- links should start working as posts leave the queue

#dirk strider #ult dirk #ultimate dirk #jake english #dirkjake #rose lalonde #jade harley #dave strider #aradia megido #feferi peixes #homestuck #hs #homestuck incorrect quotes #hs incorrect quotes #homestuck memes #hs memes #homestuck textposts #hs textposts

[shads-art]

its so applicable to so many of them

#dirkjake #ult dirk #ultimate dirk #homestuck^2 #homestuck #hs #dirkuu #caldirk #jake english #caliborn #dirk strider #davekat #dave strider #karkat vantas #karkat #dave x karkat #dirk x caliborn #dirk x jake

[yaboipandy]

heres a challenge for you homestuck fans.

watch every movie that has been spotted on a poster in homestuck.

THE ULTIMATE HOMESTUCK MOVIE CHALLENGE!!

FROM JAKES ROOM

the mummy

the mummy returns

the mummy tomb of the dragon emperor

stargate

the incredible hulk

the terminator

the smurfs

raiders of the lost ark

indiana jones and the kingom of the crystal skull

avatar

x men

national treasure

lara croft tomb raider

lara croft tomb raider the cradle of life

little monsters

weekend at bernies

weekend at bernies ii

ghost rider

the fifth element

a knights tale

terminator salvation

star wars episode ii attack of the clones

the wicker man

black night

a knight in camelot

a kid in king arthurs court

army of darkness

FROM JOHNS ROOM

ghostbusters ii

mac and me

deep impact

armageddon

ghost dad

contact

a time to kill

failure to launch

face/off

con air

FROM KARKATS RESPITEBLOCK

serendipity

50 first dates

hitch

FROM VRISKAS SHRINE IN THE VEIL

bangkok dangerous

city of angels

the weather man

windtalkers

FROM JANES ROOM, DAVE AND DIRKS ROOMS, AND ARADIAS RESPITEBLOCK

watchmen

starsky & hutch

indiana jones and the temple of doom

good luck!

(little monsters appears in jakes, johns and janes rooms. just watch once) (con air and face/off appear in johns room and vriskas shrine in the veil. just watch once)

#homestuck #jake english #john egbert #j egbert #karkat vantas #vriska serket #jane crocker #dirk strider #dave strider #aradia megido #try not to lose your mind #ultimate homestuck movie challenge

[iongenesis]

Ult Jake and his two weed smoking brain ghosts

In my head ult Jake is like so hopeful it circles back into being delusional. He just simply wills shit to happen because of his crazy hope powers hence the two brain ghost dirks. If I did this on my iPad I prob woulda given him like a army of bg dirks. He would use them as puppets to do his bidding and what not evil villain shit~

#homestuck #jake english #ult Jake #dirk strider #brain ghost dirk #ultimate Jake English #dirkjake #< sorta #if ya squint #did this on magma so that’s why the lines look like I have had 7 coffees