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I’m actually kind of amazed how many people do not understand this concept

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noncanon femslash shipping is great 'cuz you can be like i know this wasn't intentional but then the sad beautiful older woman tempted the pretty younger woman who is also sad (but in a punk way instead of a depressive way) with a golden apple of secret knowledge

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not gonna lie I feel like half the reason sabine is a shit jedi is because she has such a crush on ahsoka. like if I was standing blindfolded whilst ahsoka circled me purring about how I needed to sense her intention I wouldn’t be able to focus for shit either. she’s a hot dom togruta training a lesbian with a mommy complex like sabine didn’t stand a chance

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Chapter 9: So...woet happened?

New Chapter alert!

Wednesday gets a glimpse of what happened to Enid.

Bianca ain't happy one bit about her new bestie getting shot.

Captain has a plan. An absurd plan, but still one.

Two souls finally meet face to face.

AO3 Link: A Poe Cup Worth Cheering For

THEY'VE FINALLY MET!!!!! GAY DISASTERS IN THE SAME ROOM!!!! I REPEAT. GAY DISASTERS IN THE SAME ROOM!

#wenclair #wenclair fanfic #Wednesday Addams #enid sinclair #wednesday x enid #wednesday netflix #poe cup x triwizard tournament #it's torture writing enid's torture #even just small clips of it huhu #save my bb pls huhuhu

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Meanwhile, Toya out hear spilling the beans like the OCS freelancer that she is 🤣

The cast and crew of Warrior Nun are being so secretive and quiet right now like they’re actually undercover tactical nuns

#warrior nun season 3 #warrior nun #warrior nun saved #toya turner bless you

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The cast and crew of Warrior Nun are being so secretive and quiet right now like they’re actually undercover tactical nuns

#warrior nun #warrior nun is saved #Sirs and Maams we have anxiety #what is going on

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Ok so hear me out. Warrior Nun Season 3. Ava comes back, discovers Bea left the OCS to live her life and being the angsty bitch she is, let’s the love of her life go and focuses on the mission.

They gather as many sister warriors as they can and stumble onto Mary who was alive. Mary sets off to find more reinforcements for them. A major fight happens while the crew is snooping around some shit and when things were looking hopeless, Mary comes back with said reinforcements in the form of one Beatrice who singlehandedly clears the entire battlefield. Beatrice finally notices a girl wielding the Cruciform Sword. Both stared at each other before finally removing their hoods. We die of feelings.

#warrior nun #warrior nun saved #warrior nun season 3 #avatrice #ava x Beatrice #we waited for this shit and now the possibilities are fucking endless and keeping me awake at night

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Wednesday: Are you going to help me bury the body or are you too pretty?

Enid, sarcastically: I’m too pretty.

Wednesday:

Wednesday: Of course, I apologise. Stupid question.

[LATER]

Wednesday, whispering to Thing in the grave: Obviously she’s too pretty. I am a fool. If father hears about this he is going to disown me.

Thing: I-DON’T-THINK-SHE-WAS-BEING-SERIOUS.

Wednesday: Screw the corpse, this grave is mine. Bury me alive and put me out of my misery.

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Does anyone else hyperfixate on certain ships to the point where you only want to consume fanfics for that ship because reading others feels like some form of cross contamination. Then you inevitably get tired of that ship and move on to another until you eventually circle back to the original ship?

#YES #ME

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Enid, singing 'Barbie Girl': You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere. Wednesday, who doesn't know the song: Okay.

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Yoko: Where did you guys go?

Wednesday: We were in the woods and I was riding Enid for hours, she’s wild.

Bianca: *choking on her drink* Excuse me?!

Enid: I think what she MEANT to say was that she was riding on my BACK. She wanted to experience how fast I can sprint in my werewolf form.

Bianca: Oh Jesus. I was about to say, TMI sis.

Wednesday: Well then after that we laid on the grass and-

Enid: *covering Wednesday’s mouth* And laid there for hours! Doing NOTHING. ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.

#i refuse to interpret this any other way #wenclair

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i love when they draw a carrot on top of the carrot cake just to remind you this aint no ordinary fuckin cake youre dealing with

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Enid: Not that I don’t want to spend more time with you guys but my moms coming to pick me up soon so I should probably head back to the dorms and wait for her.

Morticia: Wednesday has told us much about your mother darling and we were very displeased to hear about how she treats you. So we’re going to bring you home with us.

Gomez: *locks the car doors*

Enid: …am I being kidnapped?

Gomez: No, no of course not.

Enid: So I can go?

Morticia: Well—

Gomez: The thing is—

Wednesday: No.

Morticia: It’s only temporary. We’ll bring you back with Wednesday for the new semester.

Wednesday: Thing has already delivered your mother the ransom note.

Gomez: A good fright will be exactly what she needs to appreciate her unique and most lovely daughter.

Enid:

Enid: This might as well happen. Can we get ice cream on the way back to your place?

Morticia: Certainly. Lurch! Take us to a parlour.

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Chapter 8: Woet the fu—?!

New Chapter alert!

The first stage is set at the Jericho forest where teams must rescue their missing comrades in hopes to advance to the next round at full power.

The Overlore Outlaws's powerful team is revealed. Its captain, a dashing young lad named Lord Damien, immediately causing friction with Wednesday.

While Bianca and Yoko sets off to find Eugene, Ajax pokes at the bear that is Wednesday's feelings.

AO3 Link: A Poe Cup Worth Cheering For

It has been a WHILE since I updated people on here 🤣 we’re back ya’ll!

#wenclair #wenclair fanfic #Wednesday Addams #enid sinclair #wednesday x enid #poe cup x triwizard tournament #Yoko is the group's muscle #You better get your hands off of Wednesday's girl #Just wait till she realizes she has feelings #cuz she kinda slow but Ajax to the rescue #ao3fic #ao3feed

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Right in front of everyone’s salad

GAP (2022) EP.4

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Chapter 5: Woefully Prepared (Part 1)

New Chapter alert!

The Elder willow tree is lit and the die is cast: Nevermore officially joins the Grand Poe Cup Tournament.

AO3 Link: A Poe Cup Worth Cheering For

Sneak Peek:

Wednesday stared up at the old tree illuminated by the moon. Its flames danced silently, cracking only to spew embers that added to its mystique. Clutched in her hand was a small parchment with her name printed in capitals. Just in case the stump of wood was not adept in handwritten script.

“Oh, wise Elder willow. I am Wednesday Addams. A most viable candidate for the task bestowed upon you. I am here with the intent to formally enlist and be a part of this ridiculous tournament of Poe Cups.”

She went down on one knee, seeing her reflection among the flicker of bright blue flames.

“It is imperative that I should be chosen for this treacherous undertaking as I am—"

She was what?

"I must— there is this girl— There is no reason for me to explain!" Her braids shook from side to side as she tried to ward off the heat on her cheeks.

"But hear me when I say this. Should you not choose me,” Deadly eyes cut straight to the heart of the aged vegetation. “I will cut you down with a chainsaw, turn you into powder with a finely bladed wood chipper, douse you in gasoline, and after, burn you with an inferno hotter than the that of the underworld.”

All the graceful movements of the willow turned into something akin to shivering. The flames split, creating a safe opening.

“Good.” 

#wenclair #wenclair fanfic #wednesday x enid #Wednesday Addams #enid sinclair #poe cup x triwizard tournament #Vote for Wednesday #She has her reasons