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guys I hope you dont mind me posting metalocalypse outside of my queue time- genuinely no reason for it asides that this is my way of showing I'm taking metalocalypse requests now

By the way I'm taking metalocalypse requests now, I'm writing for dethklok, Charles, knubbler, abigail, and I might do more might not it depends on the character and the request

Dethklok minute host fans lemme feed yall

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Never ever straying from my usual orders when I go out to eat; my guts hurt so bad and I have to attend a wedding today 😭😭

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Honestly one of the most fun but oddly stressful things about revisiting an interest you were previously really into is remembering your ocs and headcanons

Like my mtl oc? Very detailed backstory, loads of headcanons as well as dynamics in the canon

None of it got written down so the most I remember is the basics

We are rebuilding the oc!!/j

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because sometimes there are invisible tests and invisible rules and you're just supposed to ... know the rule. someone you thought of as a friend asks you for book recommendations, so you give her a list of like 30 books, each with a brief blurb and why you like it. later, you find out she screenshotted the list and send it out to a group chat with the note: what an absolute freak can you believe this. you saw the responses: emojis where people are rolling over laughing. too much and obsessive and actually kind of creepy in the comments. you thought you'd been doing the right thing. she'd asked, right? an invisible rule: this is what happens when you get too excited.

you aren't supposed to laugh at your own jokes, so you don't, but then you're too serious. you're not supposed to be too loud, but then people say you're too quiet. you aren't supposed to get passionate about things, but then you're shy, boring. you aren't supposed to talk too much, but then people are mad when you're not good at replying.

you fold yourself into a prettier paper crane. since you never know what is "selfish" and what is "charity," you give yourself over, fully. you'd rather be empty and over-generous - you'd rather eat your own boundaries than have even one person believe that you're mean. since you don't know what the thing is that will make them hate you, you simply scrub yourself clean of any form of roughness. if you are perfect and smiling and funny, they can love you. if you are always there for them and never admit what's happening and never mention your past and never make them uncomfortable - you can make up for it. you can earn it.

don't fuck up. they're all testing you, always. they're tolerating you. whatever secret club happened, over a summer somewhere - during some activity you didn't get to attend - everyone else just... figured it out. like they got some kind of award or examination that allowed them to know how-to-be-normal. how to fit. and for the rest of your life, you've been playing catch-up. you've been trying to prove that - haha! you get it! that the joke they're telling, the people they are, the manual they got- yeah, you've totally read it.

if you can just divide yourself in two - the lovable one, and the one that is you - you can do this. you can walk the line. they can laugh and accept you. if you are always-balanced, never burdensome, a delight to have in class, champagne and glittering and never gawky or florescent or god-forbid cringe: you can get away with it.

you stare at your therapist, whom you can make jokes with, and who laughs at your jokes, because you are so fucking good at people-pleasing. you smile at her, and she asks you how you're doing, and you automatically say i'm good, thanks, how are you? while the answer swims somewhere in your little lizard brain:

how long have you been doing this now? mastering the art of your body and mind like you're piloting a puppet. has it worked? what do you mean that all you feel is... just exhausted. pick yourself up, the tightrope has no net. after all, you're cheating, somehow, but nobody seems to know you actually flunked the test. it's working!

aren't you happy yet?

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I think that the fact I woke up EXACTLY at 3am, EXACTLY as the metalocalypse opening was coming on last night (admin left the tv on <|3) is probably a sign I need to rewatch metalocalypse and get silly with it again

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Fluff alphabet w/ knubbler (remake)

Remaking this because skimming through the old version some of my hcs have changed + I wanna get back into writing for mtl while the rot is here... maybe I'll do some other characters (winks)

No queue we die like men (I'm inpatient and wanna post mtl NOW!!!!(.. quickly realizing why I dont do long posts like this on mobile anymore. Not proof read we die like dethklok fans

Bonus prompt ♡ is PDA

Notes: reader is GN though this is mostly focused on general knubbler hcs

CWs: edit

Attraction

I would say hes a bit shallow but I'm a dickface shipper/j, serious note I think depending on circumstance he can overlook surface level stuff if you're charming enough! I mention in the original post that I think he enjoys feistier folk; outspoken and ready to dish it back if its tossed at them. It keeps things interesting even if it can get frustrating at times. Needs someone with humor, though

Bonding

He tries to make time for you when hes not working, he usually takes you out somewhere. Usually dinner or to the mall- hes bit materialistic and he doesn't mind spoiling you. Music fanatic, listens to everything and looooves listening to some of the stuff you're into, most definitely dissecting it too thanks to his career

Cuddling

Average older person body type, a bit on the cooler side temperature wise. VERY handsy when cuddling most of the time. Prefers to be big spoon but would not object if you turn the tables

Dates

As mentioned he spoils you, so going somewhere nice (and a bit pricy) is a common date experience. Flirting and innuendos aside, dates also double as a catch up thing for you. Again due to him working hard a lot of the time to keep up with his career

Emotion

Hes pretty level headed, though seeing him getting frustrated or annoyed isnt an uncommon occurrence. He has a pretty normal threshold when it comes to bullshit in the day to day- does get a little more emotional if hes under the influence, its just hard to guess which emotion it'll be until hes drunk

Family

Hes not interested in having children, for the most part. Hes had those fleeting "what if" thoughts, but anything more than that? No. That being said I do personally headcanon that he has siblings, who might have children of their own. Rich aunt knubbler supremacy/j

Gift giving

Again, he spoils you. A lot. He can afford it thanks to working with dethklok, and that's assuming hes not also producing for others. Even if hes not giving you something significant, hes sending you roses to remind you you're his

Harsh

He can get short when hes angry but he does try his best to reel himself in and try to find a solution, and depending on the context willing to compromise so both sides are satisfied. Naturally hes easier to work up if hes stressing out. Prefers to go to the side to cool off if things get too intense

Injury

Very similar to the old post, he reacts accordingly based on the nature of your injury. He can be a little insensitive to it, though, but like.. in. a "oh we have different pain thresholds and I kind of forget that" kind of way

Jealousy

Oh this man gets jealousy with a capital J. Want a quick way to get him worked up? Make him jealous. I mean don't becahse that's kind of shitty but. You know. Depending on the context and how the relationship as a whole is going hes either going to toss you to the side or play your game- has the "I didnt lose you you lost me" mentality, kind of gets nasty with it if you really fuck things up

Kiss

Lots of kisses- quick and light, or deep any passionate. Any kiss is a good kiss- tends to favor your mouth of course! Loves being kisses on the cheek

Love language

Guys I don't think I said this yet but he likes buying stuff for you/j

No serious notes, he listens to you. You're someone he can just talk to, no having to worry about your job or your reputation. Just talking. Hes a good listener, actually. Physical touch is another way he shows his love. Not even just sexually; reassuring and innocent hands on the shoulder or a hand steadying you on your back when you're faltering. Things like that

Marriage

Similar to having children hes never really thought about it. He doesnt strike me as the type to settle and commit to something long term, even just having you long term as a non-spouse is a change for him. He might warm up to it one day, he might not

No

A quick dealbreaker is if you put his career in jeopardy. Hes worked way too hard for this and hes not going to let it get wiped just like that. Not even necessarily getting him fired, just interfering in any negative way can put in a lot of tension

Oddity

Goofy ass laugh. Laughs at his own jokes, most of which being bad or corny. That's not even touching on his sexual innuendos. Horrid. Tomato tomato tomato

Petnames

Naturally he calls you babe and baby. Hon and honey are thrown in there every now and then. Oh he would definitely use dumber names in passing, partly because he unironically thinks they're cute and because he likes seeing your reaction

Quiet time

Well I guess it defeats the purpose of this segment being called "quiet" time but that idea earlier of the two of you just sitting and enjoying music together and analyzing it sounds nice. Outside of that the two of you can sit in silence doing something on your own. Life can get hectic, especially when one or even both of you work for dethklok

Risk

He takes risks, calculated ones though. He thinks about the pros and cons of everything before acting, and if it would be better to do it than do nothing if the outcome doesnt look too good. But that's in the context of himself and his work. But with you? Unless you're dying or in danger he tends to play it safe even if he can still come off as a douche every once in a while

Shh

He has his healthy share of secrets. Nothing wrong with that, privacy is important. If he needs to tell you something that he thinks you should know, he will tell you when its appropriate

Tunes

Maybe its because I'm going insane over these songs, and I hope you can forgive me for not linking them but:

Modern day cane and mx sinister

Both by IDKHBTFM. Less of a "you guys listen to these together/it reminds me of knubbler x reader stuff " but because the songs kind of remind me of him in general/I feel hed listen to these

Upset

He tries to work through things when hes upset, but he does separate himself from the situation if it gets too much- whether it be to keep him from saying or doing something hes really going to regret later or because he just can't deal with it in that moment

He offers to listen to you when you're upset, he tends to be unbiased so he can offer a good solution if that's what you need. He does try to spare your feelings but get ready to sometimes hear what you dont want

Wedding

Valentine

Roses, candies, and a reservation to some fancy place- something higher quality than the usual. Definitely the type to try to initiate intimacy on Valentine's

If it DOES happen, hes going all out. Maybe it's the fact hes rich and famous and he can overindulge a bit, but an expensive wedding is likely. It may not be huge, in terms of attendants though. Just friends and family

Xray

Hes gotten very good at reading people over the years so good luck trying to act normal around him if something is going on. If you seem avoidant about talking, he does try to drop hints that you can talk to him

Yearn

Oh this man yearns, both innocently and not so. He copes well enough between the times you are apart or see each other less

Zzz

Snores in his sleep. Has a long routine. Sleeps like a sickly Victorian person; on his back, head tilted backwards, arms sprawled across his torso. Primarily sleeps on his back, though, maybe you can cuddle into his side

Bonus prompt ♡

Looooves PDA, always holding you in some way. If the setting is professional he will keep his hands to himself. Does not mind showing you off, either

#mtl x you #mtl x reader #metalocalypse x you #metalocalypse x reader #dick knubbler x you #dick knubbler x reader #knubbler x you #knubbler x reader

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Since when did the adult swim block start at 4PM? I swear it started at 7PM and 10pm (or was it 9PM?) depending on which CN channel you were on

Sure it didnt immediately start with the grown up stuff (currently playing cow and chicken rn) but that's so??

Weird

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In reference to whomever sent the "*kicks your knd rot* come on possess him more" thing a while back:

Your mutual kicked you

STOPSTOP STOP YOURE RIGHT

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Never mind knd brainrot is back in full swing for now moot posted father

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Need to remake the knubbler fluff alphabet post since my hcs for him have changed + I've since watched the entire series

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"This man has a choke hold on me" and then a few days later multiple knd villains occupied my brain

I mean the choke hold is coming back but like

😭😭😭

Prompts 1, 2, and 3 with Knubbler

You guys know how in the previous post with itward I said a lot of the characters I wanted to do were underrated? YEAH UH

I wasn't lying 😭😭

This man has had a choke hold on me since august its not funny anymore

ONE BED TROPE

Let's all be honest hes going to find a way to try to make a move on you, whether you guys are officially together or not. Throw in a few pathetic attempts at flirting and trying to share the blanket with you and so on. He rubs his foot against yours to try to send signals/hj

Is not shy about it either, though if theres actually work that needs to be done the next day that's likely the only time hes not going to do much asides from a few lines.. he'd rather be well rested for whatever bullshit hes going to have to go through tomorrow

SICK

Oh I just know this dude would be so annoying when hes sick. I love knubbler, but he would be a nightmare. Hes more.. complainy than anything, though outside of that it's not too bad.. perhaps I over exaggerated.. Though he does try to flirt with you even when sick, especially if you've decided to take it upon yourself to be his personal nurse and take care of him.. is fairly mindful about containing whatever he has but hes not going to fret and stew if he forgets a precaution

FIRST KISS

The "kissing with tongue vs has never kissed before" or however it goes meme. You're not his first kiss so hes not worried about being inexperienced.. the tone really determines how he goes about it. If it's a heat of the moment thing and you two are more casual, hes going to be a tad bit rougher and likely try to shove his tongue down your throat. Little forceful, too. Though if the atmosphere is a little more tender and you two are more.. committed.. he is capable of taking things slow. As a side note, he definitely tries to sneak kisses throughout the day

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I never did that part 2 for this, did I? Gotta fix that

Hugging Dethklok Hcs

depending on how im feeling after posting this i think i might make a second part including side characters (likely the second post will contain charles abigail and knubbler !! and maybe even some smaller characters that i feel deserve more love) anyways uhuhuh first official MTL post except it.. actually isnt, ive written for knubbler and the dethklok minute host before so yeah very nervous about this since im still trying to find my footing in how i wanna write the characters, so heads up that this might be VERY OOC and what better prompt to do than do one of my "i dont know what to write" ones written with reader as their partner vague mentions of like. sexual stuff but nothing explicit, i still wish to keep this blog as sfw as possible, really just implications of it than anything also some characters had bonus hcs of cuddling so uhuhuh

NATHAN:

built like a mattress, though that can mean anything since not all mattresses are made the same... hmm.. have you ever hugged/cuddled one of those tiny headed kingdom plushies? very firm but not comfortable, i think thats what nathan feels like, but perhaps just a smidge softer. but how would nathan feel? i mean hes very protective of you, and being able to hold you gives him a moment to keep you close. not very affectionate otherwise, but this is nice. definitely the type to do hugs from behind, especially if theres someone trying to flirt with you

PICKLES:

short so theres a good chance youre around his height if not taller and he may or may not feel things about that (both negative and positive but lets save that for another post as i fully intend on keeping this sfw), i always thought pickles of being physically affectionate so him having a hand on you is a common occurrence. probably takes the opportunity to whisper something in your ear, usually something dirty or something incoherent with him being drunk or otherwise under the influence. oh yeah i can easily see him being the type to swing his limbs over his partner while he sleeps and trapping them there

SKWISGAAR:

maybe im cooking something doodoo, but i feel like skwisgaar may or may not struggle with non-sexual stuff, like being purely romantic and innocent with no intent to get your pants off is foreign to him. i whole heartedly believe the reason hes so sexual is due to being in dethklok and being huge, but also because of his mother constantly bringing new people home. so in the beginning he might actually be tense in giving you affection, definitely going to need to take some time. very cold, skinny people tend to be colder ive noticed so totally you shouldnt take this as an excuse to hold him closer (winks)... i DO think he would also have a hand on you a lot of the time like pickles, whether or not those hands have other motives is up in the air

MURDERFACE:

make him take a shower first/j

okay jokes aside, this man is so starved for attention and affection, but he would never ever EVER say it. you guys could be 100% fully alone in bum fuck no where and he still wouldnt say it. but its definitely there in his actions and body language. i think hes warm, and his skin is a little... i mean he canonically has dry skin with eczema, and while i dont have eczema i know what having that dry scaly skin feels like... perhaps we could tie in some self care with the reader helping murderface take better care of himself? i mean it would be one hell of a fight to get him to try but i think its do-able.. tight hugger, kind of lets his arms linger before sliding them down when you eventually pull away. wish i had more but i think murderface is the type to deny affection whilst also deeply craving it

TOKI:

probably the easiest to hug in terms of getting him to accept it, actually i think he might be the most likely to initiate one alongside pickles. very warm, though he sometimes hugs you a little too tight and might even tug you back in if you try to pull away before hes ready. full body cuddles into you when you guys sleep/nap together, arms and legs keep you in place so... good luck trying to slip away before he wakes up. i like to think he fiddles with your hair, too, though im unsure if that fits with his character... i think that, despite still having a love for all things brutal he still likes these smaller moments of just. affection. very clingy and possessive though so keep that in mind, i think he would hold you and physically try to pull you away if someone tries to flirt with you; a lot less subtle than when nathan does it

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Metalocalypse rot is coming back... feeling... silly...

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Well its not my fault you never made it clear you weren't a "dedicated hazbin blog". Maybe you should put it somewhere.

I have actually, in multiple places too

The mastlists Masterlist post as well as my pinned. I am under no obligation to individually message anyone who interacts with my blog that I write for multiple fandoms

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I followed for Hazbin Hotel I don't want the other stuff :/

Sorry you feel that way anon but this is a multi fandom blog, always has been always will be! If you want only HH x reader stuff you can easily find a dedicated HH blog or even follow the hazbin x reader tag

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If you're up for it, would you be willing to do HCs for Stickybeard and Spankulot and reader celebrating Halloween together? :0 My mind just...pictures all these silly shenanigans with either one, haha. No worries, if not! 🎃

Stickybeard and Spankulot celebrating halloween w/ reader

Currently bouncing between finishing art and writing requests while prepping for dinner we are locking in!!

Notes: Reader is GN

CWs: None

Stickybeard

Of course hes going to ask you if you want to join him in his candy stealing activities, and yes! Side note! His crew adore you- as well as respect you but that may or may not be partly due the fact they'd be flung off the ship if they didnt...

He always saves your favorite candies, never will you run out of your favorite treat! He may be a fiend for sweets but he has enough self control to bring a smile to your face

But if you dont want to hop aboard with him, hes open to hearing some of your suggestions

I feel he would be open to going to a themed fair! Loads of sweet treats as well as games! And as a bonus he doesnt even need to dress up!

Sure it's not his ideal plan, but hes still having fun with you

Alternatively prior to the night if you want to get him to come over to make treats with you for the season, hes immediately pulling up!

As mentioned in my stickybeard x baker reader post the man has enough self control to mostly wait until the treats are done so they can be enjoyed in their full sugary glory

Spankulot

Poor guy is STRESSING, asides from April fools this time is year is when mischief is at its highest

Egged houses, TP being thrown around, ding dong ditchers and so on!

If you want to spend the evening with him you're going to have to keep his kind off of all the chaos outside... so a night in is in order!

You guys end up huddling inside making treats together and watching scary movies- can definitely see this guy not being a fan of the jumpscares or gore though.. ironic since hes a vampire

A non traditional one but a vampire nonetheless

Once he gets over his initial antsyness the two of you have a great night together! He loves the holiday once the stress is factored out

And yes he would help you make decorations and put them up! Not only is he ridiculously tall, but he can fly as well! Your house will be the best decorated in the neighborhood!

#knd x reader #knd x you #knd imagine #kids next door x you #kids next door x reader #kids next door imagine #stickybeard x you #stickybeard x reader #stickybeard imagine #spankulot x you #spankulot x reader #knd count spankulot x reader #knd spankulot x reader #self insert #self insert x canon #x reader

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Admin admin!! So you know that post where the reader gets hoodie some honeybuns? Is it alright to ask if you could make a post where the reader gets snacks for toby and masky? To complete the trio? :3?

Getting Masky and Ticci Toby snacks

Post being referenced!

Speed writing this while waiting for it to get closer to.. the time I need it to be to start making dinner <\3

Notes: Reader is GN

CWs: None

Masky

You get him little snack bags- think chips or those bags of mini cookies

Convienent and quick, and great to carry as a quick pick me up when you're running around in the woods!

Quietly thanks you, you didnt need to do it but you still did

He doesnt have much of a sweet tooth, but if you get him something salty or even salty-sweet hes more inclined to indulge!

He does share with you! You did buy it after all

Catching him with the snacks is probably one of the rare times you catch him with his face visible, even if just a little

Do NOT make a big deal of it hes going to be sneakier about the whole thing if you do, the guy probably sleeps with the mask on

Ticci Toby

You get him pizza rolls! He mentioned off handedly that he hadn't had them in a while thus sparking the idea of buying some

Just marry him right now- he cant believe you remembered something so trivial when you mention it

Absolutely demolishes them, doesnt matter how big of a bag you got hes going to eat them

Definitely pops them into his mouth before they're cooled down enough- numb or not hes still getting burned so you're going to have to.. get him to not do that.. whether it be offering to make the rolls and hold them until they're cooled down to verbally reminding them

He does get better with it! He knows its burning him but theres a disconnect between him and the.. actual severity..

You introduce him to some "hacks" to make them taste better; sauces to dip or tossing them in various seasonings

#creepypasta x reader #creepypasta x you #creepypasta imagine #masky x reader #masky x you #masky imagine #ticci toby x reader #ticci toby x you #ticci toby imagine