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[the0verboss]

Description of Bane's Avatar from the 2e book Faiths & Avatars...

#bg3 #bg3 spoilers #bg3 bane #bg3 gortash #enver gortash #whelp now i have brain worms

[the0verboss]

For those curious, as of today...

The top most popular confession on our blog:

And out of our top 12 most popular confessions, Gale is the subject of 9 of them. The remaining 3 are about Astarion.

Unsurprisingly, this trend is also reflected in our top 10 most confessed about characters:

Gale (89)

Astarion (83)

Zevlor (79)

Halsin (61)

Gortash (37)

Wyll (34)

Rugan (29)

Karlach (28)

Shadowheart (26)

Rolan (25)

Is it that Gale fans are the most numerous, or just the most shameless? Either way, Galefuckers are engaging with this blog the most by far, submitting the most confessions and making the most reblogs and comments. As a Galefucker myself, I hope my bias isn't influencing the blog too much! I do submit my own confessions about characters other than Gale sometimes, I swear!!

The rizzard might be the most popular for now, but who knows where we'll end up? There is still time to pump up numbers for your other faves. Eventually, we will do an in-depth statistical analysis of the entire blog, once we've compiled enough data. Perhaps as a New Years celebration!

#gortash making the top 5 #bg3 #bg3 thirst

[the0verboss]

I already deleted all the layers, but for you, I shall remake it!

Do what you will with that.

#enver gortash #bg3 gortash #my king

[the0verboss]

Hear me out....

#i honestly think they just over worked his textures #but like this is it #this is live action Gortash #put emo hair on Commodus #this came to me in a fanfic writing fever dream #bg3 gortash #enver gortash #bg3

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*at the coronation*

Durge: I'm sorry, who are you? I seem to have forgotten.

Astarion: if you forgot, he can't have been that important.

Durge: you're probably right. So, guy who wasn't very important to me in a past life, what can I do for you?

Gortash *immediately takes 300 psychic damage and keels over dead*

#bg3 durge #bg3 astarion #astarion #enver gortash #bg3 gortash #thats why he gotta wear that goofy coat or he might feel something and cry in public

[the0verboss]

Sir, please stop feeding the Slayers your political rivals, it’s bad for their health

#bg3 slayer #durgetash #slayer form #enver gortash #bg3 durge

[the0verboss]

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #my gith!Tav pulled Gale out of that portal and was instantly smitten #and then gale showed so much interest in githyanki culture and was smart and powerful and kind #my gith!tav had a very githyanki thing with lae'zel for a sec #and then short with Astarion which ended when they became besties #and Gale swooped in in the third quarter and didnt let go

[the0verboss]

Gale is a Flight response

Gortash is a Fight response.

#shout out to whoever made this burly gortash mod #i love him #gale dekarios #bg3 gale #bg3 gortash #enver gortash

[the0verboss]

Diversity win! The Emo Fascist and the literal child of a murder god are in love (and also they want your vote).

I need a new bumper sticker and this came to me in a tadpole dream.

#bg3 gortash #enver gortash #bg3 #bg3 durge #the dark urge #durgetash

[the0verboss]

more pillow stuff . save me

#gale dekarios #nsft #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #i'm in love 😍😍😍

[the0verboss]

lord enver gortash + texposts

#bg3 #enver gortash #baldur's gate 3 #lord enver gortash

[the0verboss]

Divine intervention when Gortash says "It's like you were made for me" to Durge during sex

#gortash x durge #durgetash #Bhaal disapproves #this is it #this is real

[the0verboss]

sharks every time theres a cataclysmic extinction event: damn thats crazy. anyway

#sharks #damn thats crazy 🤣

[the0verboss]

he's such a lil meow meow for Durge🥺💗

#enver gortash #bg3 gortash #lord gortash #baldur’s gate 3 gortash #gortash x durge #durgetash

[the0verboss]

Here we stand Worlds apart, hearts broken in two Sleepless nights Losing ground, I'm reaching for you

1/2

#bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #durge #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 dark urge #gortash #dark urge x gortash #enver gortash #durgetash #netherbrain

[the0verboss]

And Bane spoke to Gortash - "Serve Cunt". And he served.

#enver gortash #baldur's gate 3 #served so much cunt it ended world hunger and got him re-elected

[the0verboss]

Not me accidentally level grinding because I'm trying to save Alfira.

Like sorry bitch I gotta knock you out before every rest because who knows when you're gonna try and sneak in here and daddy needs that robe.

20xp

20xp

20xp

I can do this all day Alfira.

#before you ask its honor mode. #i like to make things as annoying and difficult for myself as possible apparently #bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #alfira #dark urge #durge