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who was it? who did this?

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i'm bisexual which basically means i dont just objectify women, i objectify everyone

im not sexist i'm just a bitch

#gay

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at a restaurant that serves deep fried mars bar, just heard someone ask if there was a low fat option

#gay

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edward cullen shall be simped for

#gay

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as a social experiment imma start putting #gay in the tags to see if my notes increase

#gay

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why do pubs always give you pepsi instead of coke? like i understand the occasional one but Literally. Every. Pub. serves pepsi not coke. is it cause pepsi is cheaper? is it cause coke don't allow reselling? i am guessing please enlighten me

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haven't posted in a while nobody cares but i'm back

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I’ve seen a lot of posts on my dash tonight about users who are threatening suicide, with other Tumblr members posting in effort to try to get ahold of them. I think you all should see this:

IF THERE IS EVER A TUMBLR USER WHO HAS POSTED A GOOD-BYE MESSAGE, SUICIDE NOTE, VIDEO, OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT, PLEASE FOLLOW THIS POST.

1. Scroll to the top of your dashboard.

2. See the circular question mark icon at the top? It’s the third one over from your home symbol. Click on that, and a screen similar to the one in the picture will come up.

3. Where you can type in questions, the box with the magnifying glass at the top, type in the word “suicide.”

4. Click on the first link that shows up. It should say, “Pass the URL of the blog on to us.”

5. Type in the user’s URL and tell Tumblr admin that the user is contemplating suicide and has posted a message indicating that they are going through with it or will be attempting. Hit send! Tumblr administration will perform a number of actions to contact the user and take the necessary steps to prevent the suicide.

TUMBLR: THIS COULD SAVE A USER’S LIFE. PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE SUICIDE THREATS.

Reblog this to keep other users aware. Suicide isn’t a joke, and neither is someone’s life. If you didn’t know this, someone else may not, either. Pass it on.

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I am the god of memory management

*accidentally writes 6.5gb of zeros to ram*

fuck

#c++ #is #fun #jk #kill #me

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VODKA AND COFFEE IS NOT A GOOD COMBO

VODKA AND COFFEE IS NOT A GOOD COMBO

VODKA AND COFFEE IS NOT A GOOD COMBO

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Instagram

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My phone went into power saver mode and i can't turn my torch back on

Send help

Shitting with the lights off is the most exhilarating thing

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Shitting with the lights off is the most exhilarating thing

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The Evening Star, Washington DC, October 16, 1918

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a few days ago i was walkin past a basketball court and a ball Flew at me and i

1) didn’t flinch

2) caught the ball

3) threw it back at the guy

4) responded to his “thanks bro” with a nod

it was like the ghost of some guy named chad took over me so i didn’t like embarrass myself

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why the FUCK is there a big spider on my bedroom wall it doesn't look like any spider i've ever seen in my entire life what the fuck