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submas themed embroidered patches ▲▽ ⚠ store link in the notes

#goodbye paycheck

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brought to you by a horrible conservation I had on discord 👍

#submas #cursed #thomas the tank engine #guys im so normal

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THE GUYS ARE IN THERE!!!!!!

LOOK WHAT I FINALLY GOT SET UP 🚂✨

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blemmet

You know, I headcannon Ingo's baldness to be partially genetics. So... bald Emmet :')

day 67

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He has arrived

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Guys I got a leaked cutscene from Legends Z-A bro just trust me bro

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Guys don’t worry he would never commit war crimes 🤭

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TheArtistImp——>Rii

Imma do this because I’m fucking bored.

What’s your url?

Now take away any and all numbers (1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,0), take away the letters F, Z, M, Q, L, H, B, T, P, E, A, Y, S, B, D, and X, take away all dashes (-),

What’s your new fucked up version of your url?

crustycreature

crucrur

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I WANT TO BE PICKED UP! PLEASE PICK ME UP LIKE A LIL GUY WHO IS GETTING INTO THE TRASH! PUT ME IN AIR JAIL PLEEEEEAAASEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

yippee :)

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Easy Halloween Costume: let the earth consume your body until you’re naught but a skeleton :)

#halloween #skeleton #costume ideas

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Found this old piece in my files so I decided to finish it lol. The two lil gay men are having a soft moment dancing among the stars ⭐️💫

#neonnova #neon j #dj subatomic supernova #nsr fanart #nsr #fanart

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Y'all dont get it do you

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I love him he’s so ugly (affectionate)

I want to to hold him securely so he doesn’t wriggle and hurt himself while I gently berate him for his critter crimes “calm down silly boy, it’s ok you goober”

Examples:

I drew Monty

#get his ass #feral ass lizard (affectionate) #they really captured ruin Monty’s essence in those drawings

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Bro’s dabbing fr 💀

#moon getting jiggy with it #fnaf ruin #it’s like that one video with the Dr Pepper forcing you to dance but instead it’s light #they’re just like me fr #whenever I’m forced into the daylight I’m forced to commit unspeakable acts #like dabbing for example

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NVM IM AN IDIOT THEY MOVED THE STABLE TO WHERE THE GEOGLYPH IS APAJQPWBEPWJQBWOE

TOTK rant: (tldr: I couldn’t find a stable im sentimental about and got pissy about the other stuff they removed)

Just noticed that they removed the stable that sat in Salari Plains. It’s so weird because literally every stable is the same except for this one. Hell even the Gerudo Cayon Stable is still there even though it’s out of business. The fences aren’t even there anymore :(

I’m weirdly sentimental about this stable bc of the time I spent grinding out luminous stones at the nearby shrine. And now it’s gone with no explanation.

It’s like a lesser version of all the sheikah tech and shrines disappearing without an actual cutscene or explaination. Like at least give us a little dialogue or something like “Ohhh all of those shrines that popped up years ago suddenly disappeared or rocks from the sketch fell on them” like a lil exposition would be nice :/

Even then it’s like why are they gone now in like six years when even in botw there was still visible sheikah tech after Link’s silly lil 100 year nap. Like even cherry the lil shekiah device Robbie had is gone and he was mad attached to the thing. Like girlie why’d u just abandon her????

Love Tears of the Kingdom a fuck ton but I feel like they kinda fucked up with how the pervious game impacted the world. Like barely anyone mentions the champions after six years where previously their legends lasted 100 years after the calamity basically forced them all into a dark age. It’s just like they got all caught up in the new story they wanted to tell but forgot they were making a direct sequel.

ALSO WHERE THE FUCK IS KASS? IS THE MF DEAD? DOES THAT GIVE HIS SIX KIDS DADDY ISSUES???

(Sorry this turned into a rant, I still love this game but like why make it a direct sequel if you’re going to avoid the previous game like a plague)