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BOX AND COVER (JAPAN), 19TH CENTURY

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MONKEY MAN (2024) dir. Dev Patel

#🥴🔫

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“Inej wouldn’t want—”

In the space of a breath, Kaz had shoved Wylan against the tomb wall with his forearm, the crow head of his cane wedged beneath Wylan’s jaw. “Tell me my business again.” Wylan swallowed, parted his lips. “Do it,” said Kaz. “And I’ll cut the tongue from your head and feed it to the first stray cat I find.”

“Kaz—” Jesper said cautiously. Kaz ignored him.

Wylan’s lips flattened to a thin, stubborn line. The boy really didn’t know what was good for him. Matthias wondered if he’d have to try to intercede on Wylan’s behalf, but Kaz had released him.

— CROOKED KINGDOM, Chapter 8

#exactly #shadow and bone

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Full view to find 4 hidden penguins on the royal penguin; and 4 hidden ducks on the royal duck! 

#<3

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peaceful scene

https://www.instagram.com/teawithruby

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kendall roy

#you're so right

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Josh Hutcherson as Mike Schmidt in FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S (2023) dir. Emma Tammi

#ok listen.....

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#actually obsessed #playlist

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wore my thigh high boots on a walk today and we had to take a path through some long grass and while everyone else was rolling their pants into their socks and putting on jackets to protect themselves from ticks i was standing there smug as hell in my thigh high leather boots.

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I hope your vibrator runs out of battery halfway through and that the charger is on the other side of the room. And also that you die

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The Atelier Couture

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im sick of unmuting an animal video expecting to hear the sounds that it is very clearly making and being greeted with the shittiest music ive ever heard

enough is enough. no more