thebestassistant

[thebestassistant]

WELCOME BACK! YOU WERE GONE FOR A WHILE, its nice having you back online ^^

yeah, uh, kind of wondering why i bothered to ask tumblr why i got my account terminated, but. i guess i'm back?

#be nice to me

[thebestassistant]

oh if he moves then you two could hang out all the time! wouldn't that be great? after all he seems strong enough to take out anyone after you all

you'd have him fight the entire fucking government again? this soudns so fucking selfish i don't even know where to start, what the hell

If he moves... he moves?

like... that's all there is too it. I'm not currently in Gloomverse, and it'd be cool to hang but i don't see that happening any time soon. things are chaotic for the both of us

#also he can like #make other friends #he's a person?? #let him just???????? #be a person??

[thebestassistant]

So... what if Noctil tries to move to Gloomverse after this? After all Stratoverse doesn't seem great right now...

if that's what he chooses to do, that's his own prerogative. i'll wish him the best if it's what he does.

[thebestassistant]

Hey, how're you doing? I'm a bit worried about you since you're close to noctil and all and he isn't doing great right now

I'm just... relying on the fact i know you guys just like to watch us exist... it's your soap opera, isn't it? so... i'm sure, at the very least, he'll survive.

#i'm not doing good #anon

[thebestassistant]

how does it feel to lose against pi

honestly i've been sabotaged and i can't believe he'd betray me like this

#greenbloodedskink

[thebestassistant]

[thebestassistant]

In exchange for info I offer an M!A to give you 2 boxes of Jasmine Tea

do you think i'm incapable of going to the store or something? I've already restocked

And honestly i'm over it, because it it won't last anyways

[thebestassistant]

does Wallis have an active blog? I want to ask him how hot he thinks he is

God i hate you guys

#it's been inactive for ages #but if you're desperate #what are you offering for the scoop #good responses only

[thebestassistant]

Completely objectively how hot IS Wallis? We know it's part of his brand to be hot but scale of 1-10

#no

[thebestassistant]

So.. how're you holding up?

I've adjusted to the facts and stuff physically, but it's... still a lot, and feels unreal. I'd just... like to remember.

#...i finally get ignorance is bliss #[m!a: missing time] #((ic)) #[22/22] #[M!A end]

[thebestassistant]

1- You know some dragons 2- You got possessed by a second starfish 3- You found out etunia is secretly a stratoversian spy

...three is the most unbelievable option

#and that hurts #[m!a: missing time] #[21/?] #((ic))

[thebestassistant]

So, still traumatised by starfishes ?

Stop talking about it! i get it must have been a long while ago now but it was maybe a month ago for me!

#my eye is hurting now #so is my chest please stop #[M!A: missing time] #[20/?] #((ic))

[thebestassistant]

(1) you figured out how purple used magic without a wand (2) Wallis actually calls you by name (3) Harold and Wallis have matching limbs

well point two i've uh, seen happena nd it was confusing.... point one i feel is more plausible than point three...

#i feel like three is the least likely... #((ya'll it' stwo truths one lie #this is all true you confused her)) #[M!A: missing Time] #((ic)) #[19/?]

[thebestassistant]

1- between you, Wallis and Harold, there is only one foot

2- you know Wallis’ magic

3- you tried on a friend’s clothes

Did i figure him out? no way, fuck, i have to pay attention all over again don't i if so

#and i mean sharing clothes considerigng everything isn't so odd #[M!A: missing time] #((ic)) #[18/?]

[thebestassistant]

i think i’m good right now

Knock knock

who’s there?

#i've got what i uh. need for the time being... #[M!A: Missing time]

[thebestassistant]

2 truths 1 lie: your IV was a fun color liquid. you have two feet. the dark overlord is among us

i don't like how obvious this one is

#deffo don't like #uuh #[M!A: missing time] #[17/?] #((ic))

[thebestassistant]

needle who

Knock knock

who’s there?

#i actually don't know this one