thebirdthedog

[thebirdthedog]

tumblr is the best place to compare loose screws

#tumblr study #tumblr #shitpost #mine is that i watch what happens out of interest instead of intervening in situations in general including when it could be problematic for #me like i used to set routes and navigate for drivers at a job and instead of telling my usual guy he put the address in wrong i let him #drive all the way across houston to the wrong address before saying anything cause i wanted to see what he would do if he made us #be thirty minutes late on our route that day he was chill tho i act this way often

[thebirdthedog]

average people are like type 2 diabetics but instead of being incapable of absorbing insulin they are just incapable of absorbing information

[thebirdthedog]

unrelated, but you are also julius caesar

[thebirdthedog]

pie

#march 14

[thebirdthedog]

Happy Mar10 day! 🌟🍄

[thebirdthedog]

it's pretty soon

So whats up guys

[thebirdthedog]

spam message gave up?? i wasnt done talking to you bitch

#tumblr #shitpost #i am the best #sillyposting #spam bots #spam text

[thebirdthedog]

super evil water balloon that i am gonna suspend above your door

#tumblr #i am the best #shitpost #customer service

[thebirdthedog]

boozy is a suburban white woman word

#tumblr #i am the best #shitpost #boozy #what the fuck is that its sober or blasted no time for middle ground

[thebirdthedog]

happy day that cw flash traveled into the future to

#flash

[thebirdthedog]

it turned into 4:00 a.m.

My body is a machine that turns 9:55 p.m. into 10:55 p.m.

[thebirdthedog]

would u even breathe out a little extra air through your nose in humor at my post?

#tumblr #sillyposting #shitpost #i am the best

[thebirdthedog]

[thebirdthedog]

My body is a machine that turns 9:55 p.m. into 10:55 p.m.

#you call that an hour? #i didnt even experience it .. #tumblr #sillyposting #shitpost #sometimes it actually turns 9:55pm into 4am on a work day

[thebirdthedog]

In the war for dominion over earth, many believe USA or China to come out on top.. no one expects the lowly rat islands off the coast of Alaska to perhaps win this race. The islands where rats are. and where the largest recorded earthquake in history, recorded at a magnitude of 8.7 happened. Perhaps in the future we will all be waving their flag?

[thebirdthedog]

I wish tumblr would also remove the live feature from you

Glad tumblr live is being removed. Tumblr needs to focus on its strengths, that must've been such a massive waste of resources. use that money to live forever tumblr.

[thebirdthedog]

who are you? and why do you hate that yellow rat so?

it is because my body is a machine that turns clout into ego