ok but in my au with thad raised by meloni, thad and bart would be the kind of twins to bicker about EVERYTHING. and i mean everything. and one scenario that keeps playing in my head on repeat because its just so dumb and so cute is this
meloni comes into the living room and she sees bart and thad essentially pushing each other on the couch/pulling hair, basic annoying physical shit siblings do when they’re fed up with each other. theyre also loudly arguing about something. so meloni seperates them and is like “what the heck is going on with you two”
so, for SOME reason, she trusts bart enough to explain the predicament and he immediately bursts into a frenzy
bart: thad says youre our mom but if your thad’s mom how can you be my mom? he’s stealing you from me!
thad, agitated: she can be both our mom’s
bart: but she’s my mom first!
and meloni’s just like. im too tired for this and has to sit them both down, try not to laugh and be like i can be both your mom. im sharable.
(this is like when theyre little kids. i just love it. it gives me the domestic shit dc refuses to give)
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We don't appreciate the fact that Bruce Wayne is a Kardasian level celebrity enough. Everyone knows him. I want more one shots and crack fic moments where the League (Pre identity reveals) just openly talk about Bruce Wayne in front of Batman.
Just imagine them playing fuck, marry, kill with famous actors and such and throwing Bruce into the mix. And Batman just sits there, silently suffering as he listens to the reasons why Flash and Lantern would marry, fuck, or kill him. He prays they choose kill. They don't.
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Regardless whether you like the film or not, everyone should keep in mind why the Snyder Cut being released is so important.
Not because it’s a “4 hour superior Justice League” but because Zack Snyder’s daughter died, he went off the film to grieve (VERY understandably so), and then Joss Whedon came in and tore his film to absolute shreds while harassing the cast and crew to horrific extents during reshoots.
If you like or dislike the film, that’s perfectly all right, but EVERYONE should look at this and see what a victory it is for Zack Snyder, his family and the cast and crew of the film.
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