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stormlight archive and starwars both dare to ask the question of what if there was a sword that cut so so so so so good

#BUT CAN A LIGHTSABER CUT THRU CHEESE?? #Cosmere

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Ok I know I posted a Jolene cover literally yesterday but... I couldn't resist.

Whose woods these are I think I know. His house is in the village though; He will not see me stopping here, Jolene.

My little horse must think it queer To stop without a farmhouse near Between the woods and frozen lake, Jolene.

Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, The darkest evening of the year, Jolene.

He gives his harness bells a shake To ask if there is some mistake. The only other sound’s the sweep, Jolene.

Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Of easy wind and downy flake, Jolene.

The woods are lovely, dark and deep, But I have promises to keep, And miles to go before I sleep, Jolene.

#jolene #dolly parton #robert frost #my covers #this made me laugh so hard thanks OP #recorded very quietly in one take bc it's 11 pm and i have neighbors #tag 5

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I'd rather have the next book get written, but I'd wait to see how the fans receive it, and if the consensus is that it wasn't done justice, I would pretend it didn't exist.

*in a series that has previously all been written by one person

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Our political behavior does not recognize order as the last word, but rather love, which sets free.

Ernst Käsemann, On Being a Disciple of the Crucified Nazarene

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Gather round and join the crowd celebearating Salmon Slammin Saturday

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Animated spinning wheel thing based on a warmup drawing by @regal-bones, in my head it's a lock on a big ancient door. All made in Blender!

#Sorry to blorbo tag but: #Pattern stormlight archive

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Y'all, the world is sleeping on what NASA just pulled off with Voyager 1

The probe has been sending gibberish science data back to Earth, and scientists feared it was just the probe finally dying. You know, after working for 50 GODDAMN YEARS and LEAVING THE GODDAMN SOLAR SYSTEM and STILL CHURNING OUT GODDAMN DATA.

So they analyzed the gibberish and realized that in it was a total readout of EVERYTHING ON THE PROBE. Data, the programming, hardware specs and status, everything. They realized that one of the chips was malfunctioning.

So what do you do when your probe is 22 Billion km away and needs a fix? Why, you just REPROGRAM THAT ENTIRE GODDAMN THING. Told it to avoid the bad chip, store the data elsewhere.

Sent the new code on April 18th. Got a response on April 20th - yeah, it's so far away that it took that long just to transmit.

And the probe is working again.

From a programmer's perspective, that may be the most fucking impressive thing I have ever heard.

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#daily lives of high school boys #it's soooo stupid and i love it

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#Nooooo 😬😬😆 #cosmere

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Mutuals every time we’re all online this is what we’re doing

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let’s give it up for women who kinda suck!!! I love you slimeball queens

#Thanks <3 #I feel so loved

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My cheeky friend Hans:

"I'm down for Capybara Day, Mongoose Day, Honey Badger Day, and the rare but magical Coelacanth Day."

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More stories where romance is not the point but it is a point.

We’re on a quest and I’m liking you more and more.

I’m training to be a wizard and you’re training to be a knight and I hope I can convince you we should get married when we meet again.

We’ve got lives to live and this spaceship to fly and people to help and I love you.

I’m a king and you are my loyal companion who helped keep me alive long enough to take the throne I love you and that could become more than it is.

I trust your rule and I will protect you and I think I love you.

I’m a ruler and this marriage is for heirship and I’ve got a thousand other duties but you are passionate and intelligent and understanding and we could love each other.

The world is crumbling as we know it but we always intended to get married and why should we let this get in the way

We’re both busy fighting schemes and keeping alive but I love you let’s stay alive

Love is transformative but it’s everyday. It happens while you are living. It doesn’t take you away.

#Yes EXACTLY #Understated romance subplots are what i live for #Romance main plots are usually the most boring thing on the planet.

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You CAN do pullups, my friend!

Don't feel embarrassed if you can't do pullups yet.

You can build up with easier variations!

After you hit the goals, you can move on to harder progressions.

1.) Wall Pullups - 3 Sets of 50 2.) Horizontal Pullups (Chest Height) - 3 Sets of 30 3.) Horizontal Pullups (Hip Height) - 3 Sets of 25 4.) Jackknife Pullups - 3 Sets of 20 5.) Full Pullups

#tag 1

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At Brandon Sanderson C2E2 panel. As of this panel, there will now be 5 eras, 16 books in total

#cosmere

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Practicing realism with Aragorn!

How do people do this all the time? 😮‍💨

#lotr