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Final Fantasy IX scenes but with random MST3K comments.

#mst3k #laugh rule

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#War rocks #Youtube

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#courier six #christine royce #dead money #fnv #fnvcomic #laugh rule

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Sounds like a skill issue at your school, tbh. We did not do that.

Can we get Moist von Lipwig to revitalize public libraries?

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Who do you think gave us the Pizza Hut Summer Reading Challenge in the 90s?

Can we get Moist von Lipwig to revitalize public libraries?

#gnu terry pratchett #discworld #moist von lipwig #It makes too much sense

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The kind of raw line that resonates so hard twenty years after you read it the first time.

#calvin and hobbes #See also: Terry Pratchett

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We're a social species; outsource that shit. Be the Tooth Fairy you want to see in the world.

Does anyone else wish human bodies just worked differently than they actually do?

I know most people are going to say something like “yeah I wish knees didn’t develop pain so early in life” or something like that but since I was a kid I kinda wished we developed more teeth. Not like hyperdontia style but. Oh you got a bad cavity? Lose the tooth and a new one grows back. Just keep losing teeth forever. If this was a thing I’d collect the teeth and make weird art with them. I can’t do this with my actual baby teeth not cause my mom threw them away, because she didn’t, but cause I’ve only got those. I’m not gonna lose any more teeth. I can’t just glue them onto something knowing I’ll never get any more. That’s too risky. I want more teeth to do weird shit with and I’m sad that I can’t have more.

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General question to reblog and tell me in the tags;

You go into a used bookstore - what are the two sections you head to first?

#scifi #Have you seen the crazy shit #they came up with in the sixties? #Wild

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bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

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Remembered on vibes alone, and some vague memory of a famous Skywhale.

ok I’m trying to see something here

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I quote this more often than is good for my social life.

since its homestuck day, legally i can post my favorite panel from homestuck once again

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credit to @abyssal-gaze for original idea

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love when characters have to have a domestication arc before you can even consider giving them a redemption arc

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Amending this: "What Homestuck?"

Question if you feel like answering, what homestuck fanfics did you write that you are proud of? I want to read them

what's homestuck

#laugh rule #homestuck #iykyk

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in the words of the great Elizabethan wordsmith William Shakespeare, in Hamlet Act IV Scene V, “When sorrows come, they come not single spies, but in battalions.” or, in the words of the great Twitter wordsmith @Horse_ebooks,