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[theepfsreceptiondesk]

WOAH WOAH WOAH SCRABBLE WHAT ARE YUO DOING WITH THAT

Scrabble will not appear in All EPF's Receptionists Go to Heaven 2

#ooc #delete later

[theepfsreceptiondesk]

it is a serious crime to commit impersonation of such an organization, you know.

-|͞o

nuh uh!

#ooc

[theepfsreceptiondesk]

Trick or treat!

Well, it is the season of giving.~ No refunds!

[ Three fiends have been added to your inventory!]

Yep, and here's an extra special treat! Don't take more than two, though!

[WOW! Two full size candy bar of your choice has been added to your inventory!]

...Aw man, nothing can compete with full size candybars!

Oh really? Well take a look at OUR trick for you idiots! Show them, Scrabble!

you got it your evilness!

[Lawn darts have joined the party...]

...No, you're not giving those things out! They're banned almost everywhere for how dangerous they are! Who's idea was this?

[Lawn darts were revoked from the party!]

Uh...(well how was I supposed to know!? I found them in my mom's basement years ago...)

...Nice going pencilbrain, I can't believe that you were gonna give out those things.

WHAT!?

NO WAY! MY IDEA WAS GONNA BE AN ANVIL BECAUSE YOU DON'T EVEN DIE FROM THOSE!

I- we don't even have time to debunk that, just cut to the part where you tell us how you two even got in here.

Oh, that was my idea! I wanted to trick you guys. :)

But I'm sorry. I'm sorry for trying to understand penguin culture even if it's really, really hard for me, what with being a virus and all! You must me sooo upset with me right now! Just promise me...you won't delete my stolen Netkinz account like Protobot did before...I can't handle a punishment so SEVERE!

(I go to the breakroom for ten minutes...)

Erm...ahem. While we deal with these...hooligans, you should probably move on to a different building.

But it is dangerous to go alone, so do take this...oh, and have a very happy Halloween as well.

[Wowee! A heart shaped calculator was added to your inventory! Isn't Halloween wonderful!]

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ALRIGHT THATS IT IM PUTTING YOU BOTH IN THE MICROWAVE

Ignoring the fact that it's been a month, and Scrabble isn't here...

That doesn't scare me.

Even if you're an agent, or became one to get rid of me, that dorky old man with the weird glasses already made EPF standard laptops like mine virtually indestructable.

And even IF the microwave exploded and actually damaged it enough..

...Well, let's just say I have a few ideas on how to escape that. 0=)

You could TOTALLY get Scrabble and microwave him though. In fact, it'd be the right thing to do, since he's evil!

So go on, microwave Scrabble. I'm sure it can only end well, especially if Gin walks in on it.

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[theepfsreceptiondesk]

Who'd you have to impersonate to get in here?

i vented

Why are you still here.

APRIL FOOLS IS OVER! BEAT IT!

its always april fools SOMEWHERE bro.

Golly, I hope we get some April showers inside of HQ. The tacky houseplants in here sure need it. =)

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unauthorized frikking thing, blow it up IMMEDIATELY 💕💕💕💕💕

bro come onnnnn im literally just a funny little guy

is this not the face of silly and awesome?

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Um...ew. Can someone get rid of that weird little thang?! Richter, get the broom!

bro what the flip...you're gonna say that to someone on their BIRTHDAY? thats sick and twisted man, i thought I was the evil guy here !

#asked and answered #ask blog

[theepfsreceptiondesk]

What's everyone's favorite types of pies?

uh....that's super hard man

i guess chocolate silk is pretty good

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[theepfsreceptiondesk]

Torrent, I want to play a game with you.

I have just sent you two identical .zip files. One of them holds every piece of information you would’ve ever wanted, while the other, is a zip bomb that extracts into 64 petabytes.

Do you take the risk, and possibly crash? Live or die make your computer of living crash, make your choice

nah

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[theepfsreceptiondesk]

*presses 3*

EMERGENCY SITUATION, GIANT ROBOT IN THE COVE, I REPEAT, GIANT ROBOT IN THE COVE-

*the signal cuts out*

While I appreciate that you called us, when I went to the Cove to survey the situation...I did not find a giant robot.

I did, however...notice some tire tracks. Whether this was from the notorious Wheel-Bot or simply a wheelbarrow (potentially an evil one) remains unknown for now. But hopefully it is the latter...

#asked and answered #ask blog

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wait, since it's pi day..

*Throws a pie at you throws a pie at you throws a pie at you throws a pie at y*

Oh you anonymous penguins, always trying to cause "mischief".

I have won several pie eating contests. Specifically those hosted in celebration of Pi Day.

If this were not a text message, and happened in real life I would catch every pie perfectly in my beak.

#ask blog #asked and answered #club penguin

[theepfsreceptiondesk]

Official EPF Announcement

Today is one of the most beautiful holidays in existance. The holiday that is the backbone of the year (besides Halloween, naturally).

Happy Pi Day.

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[theepfsreceptiondesk]

Yall ever think about parallel universes?

Quite often! It's simply fascinating, and I've slowly been making progress into universal study! So far I've seen none of them, sadly, but with more volunteers and hopefully more funding we can make our first voyage!

And if I am gone for an extended period, I can finally put my timeclones to work!

#ask blog #asked and answered

[theepfsreceptiondesk]

What is your worse fear, Richter [and Rolly too I guess]?

I have already stated mine in the past.

I suppose I am still afraid of becoming a coffee machine. But I suppose my second greatest fear is eating out with Mukluk in public.

Why, mate? I thought you were as thick as thieves!

Normally, we get along yes. But Mukluk...enjoys frightening people by ordering tomato soup and intentionally eating it so that it looks their mouth is covered in blood. And they once asked if puffle was on the menu as a "dark joke".

Oh, don'tcha worry about that- there's always one in every family!

You guys already know I'm afraid of puffle washers! Why do you need to know I'm terrified of those stupid talking fish animatronics too!

[5/5 asks]

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What do you most like to talk about?

Drama.

Yes, you do quite enjoy that...I do hope you are not adding fuel to the fire like you did yesterday, though.

Whaaaat? I haven't done such a thing since then!

Well, what sort've drama are you talking about then? I'd say things have been pretty peaceful lately, for the most part...

Well, I was reading The Penguin Press and according to them, Herbert is getting married to Aunt Arctic!

That cannot be true...Aunt Arctic surely has better standards than him!

Oh, it's not.

I just think the angry comments he left on their website were funny.

[4/5 asks]

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Thoughts on how Protobot left you here, Torrent and thoughts on Richter?

Oh, I'm going to make them regret it. =) But I won't get TOO into it, since I want them to be surprised.

Richter is...OKAY. I GUESS.

Thank you.

Yeah, whatever! Don't let it go to your head!

[3/5 asks]

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[theepfsreceptiondesk]

Klutzy, what do you think about the state of the economy?

clack clack clickety...

clickety clack D: clickety-clack-clackety... click click?

Yeah don't worry Klutzy, you summed that up pretty well. I never thought about it that way before!

[2/5 asks]

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