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You, a heroic paladin have successfully slain a fearsome dragon. But the dragon warns you that death is but a door, and dragons don’t die, they reincarnate. You paid it no mind….until your son was born with golden, slitted eyes.
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thegreateyeofsauron · 4 hours
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Ouppy
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my part of an art trade with @/ayrtyo (((pssst you should go follow them btw)))
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in my head the star wars equivalent of tswift is some human woman named tay’lor spiff or something and her stans are losing their minds over theories that she’s secretly a jedi singing about the horrors of war, even though she’s from a neutral system that hasn’t seen so much as a moral panic in 50 years
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thegreateyeofsauron · 4 hours
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Nothing much, just scavenger at a Mcdonalds (ID:7639)
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thegreateyeofsauron · 4 hours
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mr-fistsalad said:
Read dril tweets like an old-timey radio announcer.
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brings the whole family together
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thegreateyeofsauron · 6 hours
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for several weeks now this tweet has been causing wars on twitter
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for several weeks now this tweet has been causing wars on twitter
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thegreateyeofsauron · 6 hours
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logan paul, that lovable corpse-filming scamp from the youtube, was found dead in his mansion after tweeting that he was receiving an "among us themed blowjob"
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my favorite skyrim moment was after i killed a dragon and all the people started crowding around it and and saying their canned lines while i was dragging and shoving the body around watching them chase after it and then a child says something like "in all my years i've never seen a thing such as this", all your years? all your fucking years? you mean all five of them?
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