thegreedler-butmeanler

[thegreedler-butmeanler]

utterly soulless sketch I did after fucking a prostitute my life feels empty

/ref

[thegreedler-butmeanler]

So, how do you feel about dismantling the government? :)

Finally, a decent question.

The government only stands in the way of pure capitalism. Anarchy is much preferable, to allow the market to truly be free.

#greedler #onceler #onceler ask blog #ask blog

[thegreedler-butmeanler]

Taking into account that you hate everything, what's the thing that you hate the least?

money.

#greedler #onceler #ask blog #the lorax #the onceler

[thegreedler-butmeanler]

Why didn't you re-plant Truffula Tree's? If you had, you wouldn't have gone bankrupt. You get it?

Lots of Love, Teddy ❤

Who ever said I’ve gone bankrupt? I’ll have you know, eugh- Teddy, that my business is thriving and continuously on the rise. You insinuating that I’d ever fail in continuing to bigger my company is one of the most stupid, arrogant things I’ve ever heard come out of one of you “people”’s mouths. Replanting the truffula trees would be useless. How long do you think they take to regrow? And how much do you think it costs to plant trees across that much land? They spread seeds naturally and I’m not running out of truffula trees anytime soon. Replanting them myself would take too long for the cost to be worth it.

Never contact me again, Meanler

#greedler #onceler #onceler fandom #onceler ask blog

[thegreedler-butmeanler]

Hello Meanler! Would you like to be the worst of enemies who spite each other at every turn!

Okay I will cut you some slack for stepping off of the “Hello Meanler! Want to be friends?” train and having at least one functioning brain cell but no. To be the worst of enemies we’d have to start at the same level, and we are obviously not on the same level. I will point out that you used an exclamation point when there should very obviously be a question mark as evidence.

You are just as disgusting as everyone else who has interacted with me. Do better.

#greedler #onceler #the onceler #the lorax #i had to keep repeating this isn’t a homestuck blog this isn’t a homestuck blog while writing this please god forgive me

[thegreedler-butmeanler]

Hey. How you doing?

Wonderfully. Actually, no, I am not doing wonderfully, would you like to know why?

Because no matter how much I wish or how hard I try I cannot seem to get away from all of you swine.

So, I am doing horribly.

#greedler #onceler #the onceler #the lorax #ask blog

[thegreedler-butmeanler]

Hello Meanler! Would you like to be friends? -Oncie

No. I would not like to be friends. How many times will I have to repeat myself before y’all get it through your thick skulls? I feel like a broken record.

#greedler #onceler #the lorax #the onceler #ask blog #onceler fandom #oncest

[thegreedler-butmeanler]

Why u gotta be so meeeaan?

I am not mean I am-and this is going to sound crazy to you-honest. I am not going to put on some false identity of niceness up just to make you all feel better about yourselves, because you don’t deserve to feel better about yourselves. You’re gross.

#greedler #onceler #the lorax #ask blog

[thegreedler-butmeanler]

I seriously doubt you ever could. You surely don’t now. If anyone manages to even get close to meeting my standards I would be extremely surprised.

Good luck. I would advise you to give up, really, it’s probably pointless to even try.

hey there, beautiful, wanna go out sometime?

Why won’t you people leave me alone. I have made it so clear that not a single one of you could ever meet my standards. You all disgust me. Every time I see something like this come up I gag a little bit. No, I don’t want to “go out sometime”. I would thank you for asking but I despise that you asked. It causes me physical pain to have to look at you.

[thegreedler-butmeanler]

LIL MEANIE???? I AM NO ONES AND DO NOT CALL ME LIL MEANIE

hey there, beautiful, wanna go out sometime?

Why won’t you people leave me alone. I have made it so clear that not a single one of you could ever meet my standards. You all disgust me. Every time I see something like this come up I gag a little bit. No, I don’t want to “go out sometime”. I would thank you for asking but I despise that you asked. It causes me physical pain to have to look at you.

[thegreedler-butmeanler]

hey there, beautiful, wanna go out sometime?

Why won’t you people leave me alone. I have made it so clear that not a single one of you could ever meet my standards. You all disgust me. Every time I see something like this come up I gag a little bit. No, I don’t want to “go out sometime”. I would thank you for asking but I despise that you asked. It causes me physical pain to have to look at you.

#greedler #onceler #ask blog #mean #i’m sorry #the lorax #oncest

[thegreedler-butmeanler]

Ew.

onceling (derogatory)

[thegreedler-butmeanler]

Hey uh Meanler, uh I-I was wonder if you wanted to go to Prom with me :)-asktheonceler2020

...What part of hate don’t you understand?????

You know what, fine, I’ll go with you, but just to show how much I absolutely fucking despise everything about you.

#greedler #onceler #the lorax #onceler prom 2020 #oncest

[thegreedler-butmeanler]

Eat a snickers? EAT A SNICKERS??? I will but,,, not because you told me to >:(

Hey! Here’s another friendly reminder to all of you:

I hate. every. last. one. of. you. bitches.

That’s all! :)

[thegreedler-butmeanler]

I don’t know where you got that idea, I have always been very vocal about my distaste for you. Idiot.

Hey! Here’s another friendly reminder to all of you:

I hate. every. last. one. of. you. bitches.

That’s all! :)

[thegreedler-butmeanler]

Exciting Onceler RP event!!!!

School is back in session (well kinda lol) and you know what that means... PROM!!!! (Yes I know proms at the end of the school year but I don’t care)

Get ready to wear a tux and ask someone to be your date cause the oncelers are going to prom!

Ask other oncelers out or go alone! The prom will take place on Saturday September 26th. Then we can RP onceler prom together!!!

Feel free to draw fanart or whatever, this is open to anyone who wants to join!!!

#onceler #the onceler #onceler fandom #onceler prom 2020 #rp #greedler

[thegreedler-butmeanler]

Yes, I ESPECIALLY hate you. Everyone else is either a passive hate or a slight actual distaste. You are like a giant smudge of schlop on my radar that I cannot get rid of no matter how hard I try. In fact, every time I try to clean it it just gets more stuck. You’re personality absolutely disgusts me and your weird ;)s are even worse. You try so hard to please everyone, well guess what, you don’t. You’re just an ass that tries way too damn hard.

Hey! Here’s another friendly reminder to all of you:

I hate. every. last. one. of. you. bitches.

That’s all! :)

#onceler #oncest #greedler #the lorax #im sorry