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#OOC; Night everyone!

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Jackson, Nika, Fred and Vanessa - who's who in Mean Girls?

"That one there is Jackson Collins. He's one of the dumbest guys you'll ever meet."

"And none for Vanessa Edwards, bye."

"One time, Fred punched me in the face. It was awesome."

"-Uh, do we have a Dominique?"

"-It's Nika."

#jackson #fred #vanessa #nika

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3 people of each gender you can not stand

Guys-

James, Fred, Albus

Girls-

Brooke, Roxanne, Kaya

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top three people you would fuck?

Theodore Mathers

Nika Weasley

Jared Kane

#theodore #nika #jared

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ur weird

Cute.

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most genuine students?

Vincent and Brooke. Can't get more genuine then them.

#vincent #brooke

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1: bubble, bubble, toil and trouble...

Guess who loves. Looks like I missed more than I bargained for. Seems like a certain Theodore Mathers is back in action. Boy did we ever miss your beautiful face.

Which brings us to Lucas Prescott, the man who shares the same face. I'm not complaining, the more the merrier.

Alicia and Jackson broke up again. This time thanks to the meat-hater. Looks like Manslut-of-the-Year couldn't give two fucks, and he's back in action. Everyone watch out. 

Seems like Louis is becoming a bit of a manslut himself... While he was dating Mischa, he decided to cheat on her with Lulah. And he's now in love with the Slytherin. The same thing happened to Jackson, so easy does it, Weasley.

Scorpal seems to be all happy go lucky. Until the baby matter came forth, which caused shit loads of drama. Ian decided that this baby thing wasn't going to work out and obliviated Brooke. While Fred and Clara fought, fought, fought, they both wound up in the Hospital Wing. Clara, because she tried to kill herself, Fred, because Scorpius's crazy ass snake decided to have some fun with Weasley and James Potter.

And for the big finale:

Ms. Vanessa Edwards seems to find herself in the Hospital Wing because Eridanos tried to rape her. Her brother, Vincent, wasn't all too happy with that. Between the rape and finding out his girlfriend's been having too much fun with Lee Chilcott seems to have made the happy Gryffindor snap.

Oh, how I love Halloween...

#theodore #lucas #jackson #alicia #louis #mischa #lulah #scorpius #albus #brooke #clara #fred #ian #james #vanessa #eridanos #vincent #nika #lee #reports

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you should do a little gossip report like the old blog. pretty please with sugar on top? maybe even a cherry?

Hm... I think I will.

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opinion on blaze?

Kaya should watch out, she's got herself one hell of a beautiful man.

#blaze

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top three friendships?

Fred and James, Jackson and Blaze, Vanessa and Lulah.

#fred #james #jackson #blaze #vanessa #Lulah

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jackis

And what the bloody fuck is that?

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#OOC; Hey guys! #School sucks :x #But I'm here now!

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Hottest Weasleys?

Nika, Nika, and Nika. That girl has enough looks, brains, and a sharp tongue for all of Hogwarts.

I am a fan.

#nika

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top three girls? top three guys?

Top three girls-

Nika, Lucy, Victoire.

Top three guys-

Theodore, Jackson, Jared. Yes I know he's not a student, but he's delicious and bad ass.

#nika #lucy #victoire #theodore #jackson #jared

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how about top five?

Loweeeer. Not enough likable students.

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Top ten favorite female students? top ten favorite male students?

Woooah, way too many. Narrow it down and maybe I'll see what I can do.

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Neither of them.

That's a relief.