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henlo friends i moved this blog to @sleepymartian (so i can have a fully functional personal blog and not just a janky sideblog) see you there! 💙🦇

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henlo friends i moved this blog to @sleepymartian (so i can have a fully functional personal blog and not just a janky sideblog) see you there! 💙🦇

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queen is blaring in the background

#so cute i‘m screaming #!! #good omens

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[ID: Ilana Glazer from Broad City saying: „Marriage? Lincoln, I‘m only 27. What am I? A child bride?“]

#help i just #choked on air #broad city

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This post was brought to you by the author of the Hannibal Lecter series holding an opossum. Also, he’s writing a new book (not about Lecter), but mainly he’s holding an opossum. Y’all.

Harris, a nature lover, has been visiting the center regularly for 20 years. He’s brought orphaned squirrels and an injured ibis there, and he took a wildlife rehabilitation workshop, learning how to intubate a distressed animal by practicing on a dead possum. “Everyone else got a bird,” he says.

When we arrived, he greeted the director and staff, and inquired about animals he saw on his last visit. “There was an opossum sleeping in here last time I was here,” he says, before asking about some baby owls he had seen perched on a cabinet.

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/05/18/books/thomas-harris-new-book.html

#soft gasp

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THIS BLOG IS A PLACE FOR MEDUSA POSITIVITY.

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sleepy intelligence division section five

#i am! yelling! #let them rest!! #sweet idiots #wolf 359

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Aurelia, 1879, Dante Gabriel Rossetti

Medium: oil

#art history

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i’m done with these good girls and boys and that…. whiskey lover…. 

#these are so great!! #wolf 359

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Happy birthday, Maxwell 💚 (the cake was supposed to say 31, my memory is just. bad)

#a beautiful birthday bb!!! #sry i didn't draw anything this year ;; #wolf 359 #garbage space kids #kepler made the cake

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with all those snake-like accessories on him, Crowley reminds me so much of that dude in What We Do In The Shadows who just went around telling everyone he was a vampire. like

“The Bible, you heard about it? Genesis? you know the serpent? Yea, that’s me. I’m the snake. Look at my tattoo.”

“I’m a snake. This belt? I posed for it. It’s me. The snake.”

“Where I bought this snake skin scarf? Oh, I shed it myself. I’m the serpent.“

"I’M THE SERPENT!”

“What shoes? Those are my feet. I’m a snake.”

and aziraphale most likely has to bear with this shit every time they go out like

“I BIT STEVE IRWIN!”

“Shut UP, Crowley! You did not bite Steve Irwin!”

#I BIT STEVE IRWIN #PLZ #i #m dying #good omens

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I'm sorry I just shouted CHRISTMAS FIC at you last year :"D

Oh hey, I guess I am writing fics again! This one is in the AU universe @thought-42 @theimpossumblepossum and I are making. Lovelace and Eiffel are part of the SI-5.

And in this fic it is Christmas time. Because I started this like a week after New Year’s. I have a job and stuff I don’t write as quickly as I did while unemployed.

Chapter 1/5

Summary: Lovelace wants to bring some holiday cheer to the SI-5. Nobody else wants it.

#everyone read this glorious AU!! #it is #pure&good(tm) #wolf 359 #garbage space kids

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Doug: Daniel Jacobi and Alana Maxwell are two of the worst people on the face of the Earth.

Person: Wow. How do you know them?

Doug: Oh, they’re two of my closest friends.

#yesss #wolf 359 #garbage space kids

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#IT ME

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Kepler: I am the smartest, most skilled member in this group.

Jacobi: Is your hand stuck in that vending machine?

Kepler: I paid for my cheetos. I’m getting my cheetos.

#wolf 359 #Warren no

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Kepler: I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. Jacobi asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight

Jacobi, later: What kind of animal is the pink panther?

Kepler already taking off his clothes: Daniel, you’re so fucking stupid

#i‘m dying #wolf 359