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He's always cleaning that cup...

#you go grillby you clean that cup! #i will finish oof chapter soon i will i will i will #undertale

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To anyone who believes fairy tale romances never happen in real life, may I remind you that JRR and Edith Tolkien met and experienced a forbidden love in their youth, and then were separated for five whole years because of his guardian’s rules that he could not date till he was 21, and she got engaged to someone else only because she assumed he’d forgotten her and lost hope that she could ever be with him, but then on his 21st birthday, he wrote her a letter saying he still loved her and wanted to marry her, she responded basically saying ‘if I’d known you hadn’t left me on the shelf, I would never have said yes to anyone else,’ then a week later she greeted him at the train station and then immediately dumped her fiancé, and they got married and she converted to his religion and danced for him in a flowering field far away from the trenches into which he was drafted, which left such an impression that he crafted an entire story about the most beautiful maiden in the world who danced in the woods and made enormous sacrifices to be with the man she loved, and they had four kids and remained faithful to each other and blissfully grew old together and their gravestones are now marked with the names of that same fictional couple that he created, who broke every rule and overcame every possible obstacle to be together and get a happy ending, who only did all that because he based it all on their own real love story.

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He's on break :)

#HIM #i love him #undertale #grillby

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I wanna ruffle him face

#sobbing #his tongue is blu #it's so hot here im dying

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Why did I make this

#undertale #gaster plz

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Oh sure, go ahead, not like it's being used or anything. Not like every movement shakes the dang thing which effects the camera

#seee!!! #unfortunately for them #i am on crowd control #cue the jaws theme

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everyone: what's your goal in life?

me: to write a story so soul snatching, so gut wrenching and so devastatingly beautiful that it leaves you crying at 3am when you have a 8am lecture/shift and it inspires people to write entire essays, to write entire fanfics, mood boards and playlists based on it.

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the daddy issues spectrum of "dad wasn't around enough" and "dad shouldn't have been around"

#i wish he wasn't around #i still vividly remember the time he tried to physically attack my brother and I got between them #then there was all the times he's hit me in recent years as a form of 'messing around' #waving a loaded gun in my face while i slowly shifted to be in front of my other brother #that one was recent he was 'showing me how it works so i can shoot intruders and also it doesn't have a safety'

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I love going viral on tumblr.com. It’s like if you stood in a field and said some of the stupidest shit a human being is capable of and then like fifty thousand crows attacked you

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Dance parents be like:

I swear next season I'm gonna keep a squirt gun next to me and when randos put their drink/bag/children/butts on the media gear/cases I will shoot them between the eyes and stare unblinking into their souls

Like. It should be common sense not to touch stuff that isn't yours, right? Particularly massive media gear. We are not a small set up and yet people act like our area is an open table.

I straight up yelled at a kid earlier cause he was shoving the platform back and forth and making my photo perch shake. Same kid came back 5 minutes later and I pointed at the adult next to him and just said 'Move him. Now'

#this is the stuff partially broken down for the night #but you get the idea #we made it out before midnight yaaaaay

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Ok im not grumpy anymore. His name is Goose

#/sobbing/ he gave me a kiss #puppy

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I swear next season I'm gonna keep a squirt gun next to me and when randos put their drink/bag/children/butts on the media gear/cases I will shoot them between the eyes and stare unblinking into their souls

Like. It should be common sense not to touch stuff that isn't yours, right? Particularly massive media gear. We are not a small set up and yet people act like our area is an open table.

I straight up yelled at a kid earlier cause he was shoving the platform back and forth and making my photo perch shake. Same kid came back 5 minutes later and I pointed at the adult next to him and just said 'Move him. Now'

#i ain't playing today #im 2 hours ahead of my usual time zone and i got here at 5:30 this morning #and im here til well after midnight #my stomach hurts

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Tumbleweed needs everyone to know that I am his most cruel and heartless mother for decreasing the amount of food he gets due to him gaining a third again his body weight over the last year no that is not all fur Tumbleweed you are shaped like a pregnant sheep!

He has spent much of the day stomping from room to room while yelling his immense displeasure.

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#attempting to steal something and getting caught and just murdering the dude #bg3

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Finished Character Scene Commission for @a-big-chicken-nerd of one of the happiest scenes in Casting Rain! Thetis and Ammy dancing :D

Had a blast working on this! Thank you so much for the commission Hen!

#undertale #casting rain #friends art #SOBBING

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sam and brennan’s greatest weaknesses (respectively)

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I really like when artists draw trolls poofing their hair up when they're startled or defensive

#trolls #sibling art