theperfectpsychic

[theperfectpsychic]

((Hiii! I know lots of people don't like this series that I'm about to mention BUT. If you do like Hazbin Hotel, I have made a new rp blog after all this time! @widdlestwucifer

#ooc #((Anyways hi all and bye all! I really liked all the rp's on this blog and I miss you all!!!

[theperfectpsychic]

Reigen made Mobdonald's for Mob's birthday, he can definitely tell this will be a success!!!

#// Guess who crawls back for this one special day... hiii

[theperfectpsychic]

❝ happy valentine's reigen- ❞ plum spoke as they offered a box of chocolates to the blond. ❝ i....i hope you have a good day! ❞

HE DOESN'T REALLY EAT CHOCOLATE, BUT!! Something about this was still very nice. "You'll be expecting something in return on White Day then, right?" He hummed happily as he 'looked over' the gift.

"I do believe my day is looking to be pretty good!! How about you? What are you doing later?" That was definitely not the same thing. Tricky!

#kleinemeine #asks #// Valentine's changes him #// Thank you for sending this in!!! It was really cute!!

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A PASSING GRADE!!! "Ah, don't worry, all those words were to say you WILL get to taste my cooking, tit for tat, but-.." he covers his own mouth, "hmm..." don't say it's bad again!!! "Obviously my cleaning skills were maxed out first and foremost."

Name: Arataka Reigen

Age: 28

Do you like to cuddle?: Sure sure, when it gets cold or while watching tv or whatever

Can we make-out?: Probably. Don’t put stock in plans for spontaneous activities though. Really, who plans this kind of stuff? That usually just applies for anything past Some things need to be planned but not all! :)

A night in or dinner out?: Hey, don’t dock points for how sloppy that previous answer looks, thanks

Ice cream or chocolate covered strawberries?: IRRELEVANT!!

What makes you a good Valentine?: Well. On paper it doesn’t look so good!! And I’m finding that out now, but OBVIOUSLY it has to be the free massages and chiropractic work as my redeeming qualities!

Would you cook for me?:

Would you let me cook for you?: Listen. If you can cook, we don’t need to acknowledge the previous one. HOWEVER. Other than in a life or death situation where we’re starving together, I’d cook for you in return for you cooking for me. So an equal exchange of sorts. You could say it’s just about fairness and equality except it isn’t inherently equal. Or fair, though I don’t think I’m THAT bad at it!!!

from @theperfectpsychic​ (ACCEPTING)

    “Do you really think I’d spend Valentine’s Day watching tv? Lame-o.” She scoffs at the mental scene. As romantic as snuggling up with someone in the winter’s cold could be, a television’s blaring sounds and aggressive images only tarnish the daydream. “It’s not like I’m planning on making out either. Isn’t this some kinda consent form? ‘Check the box here to opt-in to potential make-outs if the mood is right’!” He can’t possibly think the intent was to pencil-in a little bit of mouth-to-mouth action in their daily planners. He isn’t even answering the questions. She wonders why he bothered to fill out the form in the first place. “Serious applicants only,” she ought to have specified—like a job listing.

    “Way to enforce gender stereotypes, dude.” Her nose wrinkles. “I gotta be the one cooking, ’cause I’m a domestic goddess, right? You have to be able to cook. Live on your own, don’t you? How else is your body gonna get fuel? I’m actually a fantastic chef, but if you won’t even think about cooking for me, we’re gonna have a bad time. Picture these big brown eyes looking up at you with admiration for the bountiful feast I’m about to receive. Don’cha want that memory seared in your retinas?”

    He truly, tragically, inconceivably doesn’t look good on paper. And yet—

    “Oh, whatever! Accepted! Been years since I had a good massage.” They’d need a whole evening to work out all her kinks.

#dadadaemons #saved #long post #// Celebrating Valentine's here by reblogging your answer—bless my blog with Cherry!!

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Starter for @reclusedesper !!

Early offices hours. Hours before two thirds of the people were supposed to be in. Aka IT WAS JUST SUPPOSED TO BE REIGEN!! He squawks when the door opens up, tissue still being dabbed at his eyes. He'd poked his eye earlier but was sure it definitely looked like he'd been crying over something else!!

In the moment, he can't even process the distant feeling that he might have told Serizawa to show up early. But if such a thing had happened, it had happened BEFORE THE ACCIDENT!!

#reclusedesper #iconless #// Hiii!!! : ] I hope this is okay!! It's nice to see you again!! #// Please feel free to go in any direction for what he was told to come in early for! Like it might have sounded urgent or offhand!! #// Or he could also just have shown up early! Up to you!!

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storiestotell: Jihiko.

Part of her wasn’t surprised things had gotten this bad; Jihiko knew all about the things in this world that were dangerous and scary. After all, to most people, she is one of them. But she shakes that thought off and gives him a smile, worry crossing her face for a moment. She’s a good judge of when people are tired, comes with the territory of working twelve hour shifts. 

“I’m fine. I am. There’s been a few of the attack victims brought into the hospital and people are talking but I suppose that’s normal. Someone said it was aliens.” She laughs, a little shaky but there. 

“But yes, I do live here,” she says, pointing off into the distance. Her apartment building isn’t visible from here, not by a long way. “How about you? Are you doing alright?”

To still be oblivious about what she was. He stocks that passing moment up to any myriad of thoughts or considerations she could have had, not all related to the current issue but some people think about the most mundane things when stressed, he wouldn't judge! So it's not noted as important.

"Hm, we all would like some normalcy I'm sure, even if that means gossip or conspiracy theories.. Weird part of human nature!" Reigen chuckles back, not denying that it also meant it was in HIS nature as well to have tossed the same crazy ideas around in his mind. Rubbernecked. Read online posts. "Can't be the aliens though, they're decent folk." No elaboration.

"..Actually? We're practically neighbours, I live that way too," and he points in the same direction, albeit he believes it can't be THE SAME apartment complex. He probably 'dwells' on that more than he would have if Jihiko didn't ask how he was, looking just a little stupid as he stared in the direction of their housing. How was he?? Tired??.. "Haven't encountered anything myself. Does that mean I'm doing pretty good so far?" He grins after a second. Please tell him he joke his way out of this one..!!

#storiestotell #// I like the direction!!!! #// Also Jihiko!! She's right: she can call him out!! #// Sorry this ended up taking forever! I had the writing down but kept it as a draft for this long because I couldn't choose an icon!

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Starter for @charlotte-liddel !!

"Oi...So there's this dog.." Reigen begins. He needs to keep it together and NOT let his excitement show through his voice!! Despite his smile, as he'd dialed Charlotte up so obvious physical tells like that were fine!

"Do you have anything that's dog friendly?? That can be delivered, uh, I'll throw a tip in!" He winces immediately. A tip! The lost looking doggie in the park is just TOO CONVINCING and it's only going to end in his wallet being hurt!!! He's sure this park isn't too far from her business, hence a major part of why he called her, but also..he needs someone reasonable who won't allow him to try keeping the dog. It obviously isn't a stray given the small rainboots it's wearing in lieu of a more reasonable identifier, like a collar..

#charlotte-liddel #iconless #// Heya!! : ] Thank you so much for your patience and encouraging words!!!! I hope this is okay! #// I combined their two likes haha!

[theperfectpsychic]

Send me a △ and ask a really invasive question aimed at my character

They’ll have to:

Rate on a scale of 1-10 how much they don’t want to answer that question.

Answer that question.

#meme reblog #// I haven't slept yet so here I am reblogging memes #// but just a single meme

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Starter for @storiestotell !!

"Hey, Jihiko. Have you been keeping safe? Uhhhh, what a surprise, right? Guess no one ever expects it to happen in their city," He's nervous over how obvious it is that he hasn't been getting good sleep lately, or how bad he is at making this sound casual with only a touch of concern.

Adapting to an organization of over the top villains giving their shot at commandeering the ENTIRE WORLD is one thing. But this is more realistically brutal than that and though he'd tried to make light of one aspect of it, there really was nothing to laugh about.

"Actually, I suppose I don't know that you live in this city.." Just considering the unimportant things, too.

#storiestotell #iconless #// Starter!!!! : ] Hi!! I went darker with the theme but I can easily rewrite it if a more everyday subject works better!!! #// But please feel free to make any decisions you want on what the local news is!! #// It could also be something not-THAT-serious that he's freaking out about. Like a cockroach infestation haha!

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cartoonyvillainisms: Max.

“Seems like ya got one two many screws loose since we last met.” The half human snarked, making note of the sign that was attached to him. Why would any normal person want to take him seriously? Well...unless they believed in the supernatural which not many people did.

“Good luck finding someone ta help ‘cause it ain’t gonna be me. Smell ya later!” The ginger burst into laughter, giving him a wave goodbye as he went about his way.

"Now that's an overreaction if I've ever seen one. Not every public announcement is personally directed to you, you know that, right? Don't need to tell me that you can't be of help," he scratches the inside of his ear: more preoccupied with that as he trails off, weirded out. At least giving the illusion that Reigen doesn't recognize Max or his abilities, though it's hard to say whether that's the truth or not.

#cartoonyvillainisms #// So cold towards Max!! But ye if Max would still just walk off I'm not opposed to making this thread short and doing another!

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Starter Call!

Give this post a like, send a dm, or leave a comment!! Will potentially edit to say if I feel a cap has been reached!

#ooc #reblog #// No cap!!! I've still got energy to write! O also once again this isn't mutual exclusive! #// I have a post pinned to my blog about old threads if it hasn't been seen yet!

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paravatis: Dimple.

❝ they're  HANDS  not paws for one thing. don't think i'm some weird monkey pet of yours now or i'll just haunt your ass. ❞   the evil spirit grumbled as he yanked the man's phone from his hand, eyes now squinting to the jumbled words as he tried to make heads or tails of the message.

❝ what the hell were you even trying to write?? "where is the diaper"???? ❞   that was his best guess on it right now as he turned the phone a few times in his hands.

is he really not that tech savvy? he's seen an old man text better than this with one hand!

❝ no really, what were trying to text? ❞

If Dimple was typing, then he was sparing no words. "Where exactly did you see the spirit?" He yawns somewhere in there, hand coming up to cover his mouth but making a halfhearted job of it.

For a moment after, he just stares at Dimple. Even more evidently now, Reigen wears the expression of an ongoing battle between giving in and shutting his eyes and feigning alertness... Finally, "You're not a dog, no doubt about that." And THAT anticipated comment was a Reigen specific insult.

"ANYWAYS, asking about baby supplies wouldn't make sense. Have you ever seen me with a child?.."

"... Finished typing yet?" He kept as good a poker face as he could. Considering the prospect of one day being a parent (as he's considered for a few years now) was just another thing he didn't need Dimple knowing.

Reigen hates the sudden thought of Dimple as the godfather to his kid but alas, he can't even express disgust since he wasn't supposed to be thinking anywhere along those lines right now!!

#paravatis #// It is!! I got hyped that you responded to the starter call!! #// Dimple getting mad about the paws thing is *also* perfect haha!! #// Also I know Reigen is parental to Mob and maybe some more characters but I hc that he sees it as being a big brother and he thinks— #he'd do better taking care of younger children since teens can easily bully him!!

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Starter for @a-adventurer !!

"D'you want to hear a really good ghost story?.. ACTUALLY, hmm, no, I shouldn't!! It's based on this place, you know. Wouldn't that be too scary for you?" He has no real idea of what her fear tolerance is. It was simply dark out and he was blabbing too much.

#a-adventurer #iconless #// Yooo!!!! : ] I left it applicable to all the verses so please choose whichever one you want! #// Also hi!!

[theperfectpsychic]

Send 🔀 for our muses to somehow switch bodies!

For multimuse blogs don't forget to specify who!

#meme reblog #// My favourite trope!! : O #// Oh! Also please feel free to specify if anything is immediately noticable to anyone that body swatches with your muse! #// ie. itchy scalp or an injury they might be hiding!!

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Starter for @cartoonyvillainisms !!

It's Reigen, sandwiched between two signs that attach with string over his shoulders. No matter if you look at him from the front or back, there's an inescapable, bold message. <Ghost Wanted For Hire. I NEED MY REVENGE>

Otherwise, the streets aren't that busy since it rained recently and is a cold grey-blue colour all around. Even if Max tries to ignore him, it seems likely Reigen will leap at him. There's certainly no other takers on his job offer.

#cartoonyvillainisms #iconless #// And the second starter!! He's going to rememeber Max's ghost like esper ability #// No rest for the wicked!

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(ooc) Dropping Threads

// I'm dropping all threads -BUT- if there was a thread you really liked, please tell me (dms or as a comment on this post) and I'll write a starter for you that's along the same lines! So basically reincarnating the thread but with a bit of recapping and some new twists!

#reblog #ooc #// Day reblog? I think? #// Heya

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Starter for @badxsshottiexllie !!

There's one thing Reigen wasn't expecting at this little winter festival. Ellie's attendance. That's actually a lie, he also wasn't expecting the competitive snowman building contest he'd met her again at. He tries to take a swig of his hot chocolate before puffing aggressively on it, TOO HOT!!

Probably best to just go talk to her. That'd be far less painful than burning his tongue in a lousy attempt to look occupied. Even if Reigen is still feeling awkward over their very first meeting.. He'll get over himself!! With a friendly smile: it's not her fault he messed with a nasty potion!

"Oi! You entering? Or just watching? Some of these competitors look scary!!"

He was obviously looking towards a very buff father and son duo. As was the case in Seasoning City, the kid was a middleschooler but looked far older. And they were both wearing sports gear, which shouldn't have been possible in the snow, yet grunted aggressively through any perceived cold.

#badxsshottiexllie #iconless #// Hi!!!! : ] I made a few assumptions so let me know if you'd like a different scenario!!