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Zhu YiLong has stopped working.exe

#zhu yilong #He's just very relatable #I too forget what someone just asked me if they ramble on with too many questions for too long

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we're goin' under, pull up the covers...

ANYWHERE BUT HERE - Pvris

#guardian #twabbbiih's low quality gifs #weilan #shen wei #zhao yunlan #zhen hun #i realise half of these are just shenwei.exe error screening #i am experimenting and that means i am unleashing said experiments onto the void

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when he’s mean 🥰

[ID: 10 gifs featuring Shen Wei from the c-drama Guardian, in all of them he’s being snarky or mean. 1: “Are you not yet fully evolved?” he asks Zhu Hong faux-innocently. 2: he looks amused and slightly exasperated as he asks Zhao Yunlan (off screen) – who had just gifted him back his own books – “Who knew that your ancestor was a student at our university?” 3: smirking cockily at Zhu Jiu (off-screen), he says, “You?” 4: “Unless you can erase my memories,” Zhao Yunlan (off-screen) says. Shen Wei leans forward, intent, and asks, “Who told you I can’t?” 5: “Fine,” Zhao Yunlan says, “I’ll let you choose a topic then.” Shen Wei turns back to him and says, “”We can stop talking. 6: Incensed, Shen Wei turns around to the Regent, yelling, “And now you tell me that you’ve lost it!” 7: He looks unamused as he tells An Bai and his friends, “You’d better tell me. Otherwise…” Dark energy swirls in his hand and his dao appears. An Bai falls to his knees, his friends following suitm as he begs, “Hei Pao-daren!” 8: Zhao Yunlan wipes his nose and looks shocked as Shen Wei grabs his collar. Shen Wei stares back, angry and intent. 9: “Chief Zhao said… He said, don’t be afraid to eat, he’ll go to the supermarket if it’s not enough,” Shen Wei tells the SID with a smile, as Zhao Yunlan slowly stops clapping and instead stares incredulously at him. 10: he swallows, looking pissed, and turns to tell Zhao Yunlan (off-screen), “Don’t worry? You’re crashing into everything, how can we not worry?” /END ID]

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14 day otp meme:

day 10 a funny scene  

2x01 off to the races 

#that final shot is just *chefs kiss* #bridgerton s2

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weilan university students!au anyone? I almost dumped this on the WIP stage but then @the-marron bribed me into finishing

the bribe is under the cut

Zhao Yunlan is barely awake this morning, which means that his awareness of anything leaves a lot to be desired. The fact that he managed to stumble into the right train with only minimal amounts of bumping into people is already far above Zhao Yunlan’s own expectations for today, so he feels excused that it took him an embarrassingly long while to notice he is being watched.

It's not exactly a new feeling, truth be told - Zhao Yunlan does attract attention, absolutely willingly and with intent, but he is fairly sure that his awake self is much more interesting than the zombie chewing on the lollipop in his mouth that he sees instead of his own reflection in the train’s window.

And yet. Someone is looking.

Subtlety is an art available only after noon in his experience, and so Zhao Yunlan looks around in a way that is as covert as he can make it - with dead stare and absolute lack of any finer thought marring his forehead, when he sees him - the Pretty One.

Zhao Yunlan has been aware of the Pretty One for a while now. He’s noticed him a few weeks ago when he was getting on the train with his eyes glued to a book in his hand. Zhao Yunlan's first thought was ‘oh, a nerd’. The second one was just ‘oh’, because the man raised his eyes to search for some space where he and his book would not be a bother, letting Zhao Yunlan see his face clearly.

And what a face it was.

Classic poets didn't know shit when they described otherworldly beauties because this guy is just perfect.

And now he is staring at Zhao Yunlan.

He is seated a bit away, by the window, staring at Yunlan rather unashamedly. Maybe he truly believes in the zombie impression and doesn't think he’s been noticed.

Maybe he is simply judging Zhao Yunlan's clothes - he is pretty sure he wore the same hoodie yesterday, and since apparently he and the Pretty One share their everyday commute to the university, he had to notice.

Well, it is the only one not stained with coffee, so the Pretty One would have to deal.

Trying to make this a bit less awkward, Zhao Yunlan looks down at the book in the guy's hand and almost jolts. Biology?

Shit. This one is smart.

Pretty, but out of Yunlan's league and most probably an asshole - all the sciency types were either assholes, or insane or both.

Well, better to check than regret, Zhao Yunlan thinks.

Even if he decides that Zhao Yunlan looks like an idiot. 

***

Zhao Yunlan looks as great as usual, Shen Wei decides, feeling heat in his cheeks and his neck.

Of course, he looks his best when he is animated and talking to his friends, surrounded by people who adore him, smiling and sharing his knowledge with a smile and a joke - Shen Wei sees him often on his way back from the tutoring sessions, after Zhao Yunlan leaves his own club. He’s never managed to come closer, intimidated by Zhao Yunlan's usual circle, and besides, in the evenings Shen Wei only shares a two stations-long ride with Zhao Yunlan, because of his job.

That's why Shen Wei prefers the mornings.

The mornings are just for them - they get on the same station and leave at the one closest to the university, parting ways when the crowd of other students swallows them and carries them towards the gates.

But before that, Zhao Yunlan is more often than not just within the reach. Today, he looks tired - there are shadows underneath his eyes and his gaze seems a bit unseeing: it’s stopped on Shen Wei, but there is no light of recognition, no surprise at some random guy watching him like he is the best part of his day, and so Shen Wei allows himself to look some more.

He cannot help but feel a bit worried - is it lack of sleep? Illness? He doesn't know.

He doesn't even know what Zhao Yunlan studies really, he didn't catch that when listening to the conversations for such a short time. All he knows is the other man’s name, his route, and the fact that the mere sight of him makes Shen Wei’s heart do stupid things.

It's plenty enough.

Shen Wei should look back to his book - the discussion will most likely rest on his shoulders again and he should be better prepared for Professor Ouyang’s questions, but his eyes refuse to move.

There is something thrilling in having Zhao Yunlan's attention, as illusory as it is. Shen Wei is not fooling himself here, he knows that Yunlan is looking past him, just letting his unfocused gaze rest on something, but even so, Shen Wei is glad to have this semblance of a contact.

With his coursework loaded as it is, with the tutoring sessions and the part-time job at the museum, Shen Wei doesn't have time to make friends.

All he has is this train ride and Zhao Yunlan's handsome profile.

He wonders what would happen if they talked. He probably wouldn't like Shen Wei much, losing interest after a few sentences, realising that Shen Wei is just as boring as he looks, but maybe he would smile before that? He would offer his name, a handshake maybe?

Something changes in Zhao Yunlan's eyes suddenly, and Shen Wei looks down onto his book immediately, feeling caught.

He feels Zhao Yunlan's gaze on himself for a long time, staring at the words without comprehension, but it's better than seeing accusation or disgust in Zhao Yunlan's eyes.

For the first time in forever, Shen Wei is glad that the train reaches the destination. He packs his book and adjusts his glasses, heading straight towards the door. He will not check if Zhao Yunlan is here.

Once outside, Shen Wei breathes a sigh of relief. He doesn't know where Zhao Yunlan is, but it's fine. He can observe him again in the evening after all, even if for a short while.

“Hello there,” someone behind his back says, making Shen Wei’s heart leap like a rabbit. He knows that voice. “Want to go together?”

When Shen Wei turns, he is faced with Zhao Yunlan's bright, friendly smile, the lollipop stick still in his mouth.

“Go?” He repeats dumbly.

The answer makes Zhao Yunlan chuckle.

“To the uni. I am conducting an experiment!”

Shen Wei blinks. People are milling around them in haste and some small part of his brain insists that they should move too, or they would be late, but that part seems not to be aware that Zhao Yunlan. Is. Talking. To Shen Wei.

“Ah. What is it?” He manages heroically, not stumbling on his words even once.

Zhao Yunlan grins.

“The ‘how many eye contact until date’ experiment.”

Shen Wei’s mind comes to a very violent halt.

#guardian #fan art #fanfic #Zhao Yunlan looks how I feel this morning #unfortunately I don't have a Shen Wei though 😔

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Reblogging would be a great help, but don’t feel pressured to

#tumblr polls #1 needs some help

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So we all know that Tumblr is US-centric. But to what degree? (and can we skew the results of this poll by posting it at a time where they should be asleep?)

Reblog to increase sample size!

#tumblr polls

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4/26 Zhu YiLong Studios for Beijing International Film Festival x

#zhu yilong #beautiful people #I am feeling very attacked today #It's wonderful

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🌳🍃

#Bai Yu #beautiful people #白宇 #Boss Bai #*muffled screeching* #white suits him #that smile has simultaneously destroyed me and given me the energy to get through the next week

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#fellow travelers

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#palestine

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#tumblr polls #had partially purple hair and want to again

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Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply

Category: M/M                             

Fandoms: 镇魂 | Guardian (TV 2018)

Relationships: Shen Wei/Zhao Yunlan

Characters: Shen Wei (Guardian), Zhao Yunlan, Da Qing (Guardian), Special Investigation Division | SID Ensemble (Guardian)

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Post-Canon, Established Relationship, Domestic Fluff, Humor, Gardens & Gardening, Petty Wars with Ones Neighbours, hand-waving the ending for crack purposes, Zhao Yunlan being competent

Summary:

“Let your plans be dark and impenetrable as night, and when you move, fall like a thunderbolt.” - Sun Tzu Shen Wei seems to have another secret enemy, but Zhao Yunlan will not let him face the danger alone. Even if the danger is their middle-aged, well-meaning neighbour.

#Ooooo #guardian #fanfic #god I really need to get back to reading guardian fics #this sounds fucking brilliant

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And if you put your, put your heart in it, heart in it Then we'll do more than just get by together...

Hold Me Like A Grudge - Fall Out Boy

#twabbbiih's low quality gifs #guardian #weilan #zhen hun #zhao yunlan #shen wei #镇魂 guardian #zhenhun #guardian cdrama #i'm trying to get better at this thing but it's gonna take a while so here's something rubbish in the meantime #I LOVE HIM YOUR HONOUR #he's such a problem (affectionate)

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#raising dion #🥰

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Guardian Timestamps

@everyone who makes videos and gifs, maybe you have use for this? There are probably a lot of those already but I couldn't find one, so I made my own 😄

Abbreviations: SW - Shen Wei ZYL - Zhao Yunlan HPS - Hei Pao Shi DQ - Da Qing GCC - Guo Changcheng CSZ - Chu Shuzhi YZ - Ye Zun Color codes: blue - Chu Shuzhi x Guo Changcheng green - Shen Wei x Zhao Yunlan red - Da Qing & Zhao Yunlan yellow - Ye Zun light blue - general cute or symbolic moments

I hope someone finds this helpful 😄🥰

#guardian #ref #thought i'd reblogged this already but apparently not and i really needed it #thank goodness someone had done the work im too lazy to

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Just checking.... We all pronounce Miette like My-TAY in our heads, right?

#tumblr polls #certainly not any of the first options