I think the funniest example of technically-not-a-furry I've ever personally encountered is a person who'd firmly insist "I'm not a furry because furries have fursonas, and I don't have a fursona. I just pay furries to draw pictures of me having sex with their fursonas, which is completely different."
General tumblr reminder, since some people don't know: If the person's URL has "deactivated" plus a string of numbers (a date) after it, that means that they manually deleted their own blog. It doesn't mean they were banned. Banned blogs don't have "deactivated" after them and will just be the normal URL you can't click on or interact with. They look very similar and function the same, but they were caused by two very different things.
why do people always only expect you to have one thing. one disorder one pet one gender one pronouns one name one favorite movie one crush one best friend. like why do I have an inventory limit