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Thank you for your consideration

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🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶

#it's hard not to know it they sing it every match 😊 #it's been a very long month #we're both just grateful for everything #kermit promised to bring it back and she did so what else is there to do? #haha i don't think it will ever stop unless the next record is a clunker #i mean i know there are some with very strong opinions about what should and shouldn't be in her recent albums #but the wallet remains unbothered so 🤷🏻‍♀️ #saying her eyes are tosca doesn't sound as poetic as ocean blue or opal 🤪🥂 #kermit's mailbag the tweener overhead lob edition #originanon

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dix

#it is the ultimate pun 🤪 #do you think it would've caused the same stir if she wore kermit's new order shirt instead? 😏 #haha i think that reference is so niche defo borderline conspiracist #but don't you think that's the genius of it? ... because they did get away with it🍀 #did it really solve mystery of who the person is in let the light in? 🤷🏻‍♀️ #here there and everywhere 😌🥂 #kermit isn't a fan of sequels #why would the haircut mean anything? #ig that isn't surprising to that lot because everything has to always mean something 🤦🏻‍♀️ #yes malbec is exactly that 😊🍷 #hello 👋🏻 we'll catch one of the night matches before we head back #kermit wants anyone else but djokovic #she's still hoping rafa ties it next year #who are you rooting for? 🎾 #kermit's mailbag the summer they turned petty edition #originanon

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practice makes permanent

#isn't that what most people do often though? fill in the blanks i mean #it seems cruel to ruin their fantasies #maybe that's why duolingo was there? WHAT 🤣 #✈️ because tears™️ 😒🍀 #that sounds familiar are you sure it's not the plot of yellowface? #thanks for sharing the post #meta or not irony is a poor substitute for wit #kermit loved the cenotes and the ruins next time we'll bring malbec haha 🥂 #didn't we say there would be a bootleg-ish live album imagine that 😅 #why do people keep asking for a rock album that's what i want to know #idk fighting history sounds exhausting and futile #singing the 1 isn't self-flagellation c'mon that's harsh🍷 #hello again 👋🏻 #knowing about the subject isn't enough #living through it is apparently also no longer enough so yeah wild™️ #objective truth is lurching towards oblivion #kermit said that sounded like a line from the prophet and the idiot #that's high praise 😊🍭 #dance fever forever! she and flo are the best i'm excited for gatsby 🐉 #kermit's mailbag the faces pressed against the window pane edition #originanon

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the way we were

#what's not to like 🤪 #same energy as another bw photo? which one? 😉 #haha no but isn't that how karma works? 🍀 #i don't have to imagine it #i like seeing the world through her green eyes #haha yes pink skies was a giveaway the moment it was included it in the rep playlist🥂 #three out of three do i get a prize? 🤪 #haha not really i mean difficult is a walk in the park for them 🍷 #kermit's mailbag the babs tribute edition #originanon

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muscle memory

#no! she's pissed off 😅 #whose engagement? look at you gossip girl haha 🍀 #between the banana vape and the what?? 🤣 #why would it be awkward? #it was just friends and family 😌🥂 #no i am easy to find dropped the same year as lover and nfr #kermit was obsessing about that and sleep well beast then the pandemic happened #and well you know the rest #it's unfortunate but i think that's really between her and kermit 🍷 #kermit's mailbag the you miss all the shots you didn't take edition #originanon

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all good things come in 3's

#always the bridesmaid never the bride 😏 #it was magical #i think she surprised even herself #everyone was so proud #yes you can see her becoming more confident each show #it's nice to see after all the unnecessary shit 🍀 #if i tell you kermit woke up so early to watch it would you believe me? #you better because she did 🥱 #it's a 23 hour flight i've checked because that's how serious she is about it haha🥂 #commonality helps #does reading the gods of jade and shadow count as preparation? 🤣 #idk i mean sometimes you get lucky and lightning strikes the same place twice🍷 #originanon

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history lessons

#a little gatekeep-y? are you suuuuure it's just a little? 🤪 #it's funny how sharp that pen gets at the slightest provocation haha #not really she's doing her job whilst ™️ kermit and i are on holiday sooo 🤷🏻‍♀️ #the advance team haha that's not actually the first time someone vagued about that #we learned how to cook barbacoa and saw the two fridas not a bad day at all 🍀 #you're not the only one who noticed that #i asked kermit about that and she said because they weren't ready to move on #maybe b4 will be different 😉🍷 #young enough to get away with it old enough to know better haha #idk if she'll go maximalist imo that album is great when you feel the need to disassociate 🥂 #kermit's mailbag the la casa de papel edition #originanon

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beautiful... hair

#there's flower in her bra do you think those mean something? 🤪😉 #humid™️ is not the word that comes to mind #kermit's back is fine #she said to tell you that was neither a metaphor nor an euphemism and to get your mind out of the gutter 🤣 #no the guys were here last year just before thanksgiving #it's wild thinking about all that's happened the last 4 years #describing it as like winning the lottery is not an exaggeration🥂 #🎶take the words for what they are🎶 #idk how much clearer kermit had to be about it #they outgrew each other it happens🍷 #kermit's mailbag the taco chronicles edition #originanon

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throwaway lyrics

#is that what everyone™️ took away from that? hasn't it always been about the birds? 😉 #my oh my now who's being shy haha #ofc she slipped that oh btw the uk pm was a +1 amuse-douche 🤪 #misdirection thy name is ... 😏 🍀 #kermit strained her back playing golf so recuperating™️ isn't as far fetched as you think haha #eng is in the wwc semis so all's good #define weird™️ 🤣🥂 #look at you the bravest soldier have they given your medal yet? 😌 #no worse than accidentally rubbing your eyes after cutting jalapeño haha #is the e true hollywood story still a thing? #juicy 😌🍷 #originanon

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Thank you for your consideration

#good morning good afternoon good evening and good night 😉🥂 #originanon

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🤣😉🤪

#now do you believe? 😈 #haha where's the fun in that? #hand on heart it wasn't easy but it was worth it 🥂 #originanon

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😉😌🎱🥳

#i got it thank you #it calls for a celebration that's what I think 😈 #all in cali tonight we'll think about tomorrow tomorrow haha #idk about earthquakes but you never know it might just be what you're looking for 🥂 #the past isn't a reliable indicator of the present much less the future so 🤷🏻‍♀️ #do you miss the rollercoaster 🤝do you miss the rogue who coax you #kermit is annoyingly clever like that #people swear they misheard it and that's just how it™️ works #haha true they always have something up their sleeves 🍷 #hello 👋🏻 enjoy it while it lasts #not mfa but i'll take that as a compliment haha 🍭 #originanon

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nice... tiles

#she's the one who posted it so you tell me haha #summoned is more appropriate actually #i mean if aliens are real so who knows what else could be 🤷🏻‍♀️ #it is a sport i googled it and the internet never lies 🤪🍀 #more like the summer of discontent #haha idk she can extend it for another year out of spite #i doubt it rational creatures and all that 🥂 #hello again 👋🏻 kermit chose not to get involved that's the difference #wild is in the eye of the beholder #cosplaying han solo during the pandemic was her coping mechanism🤪🍷 #originanon

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#yes people pleasing at its finest #it works everytime too #one of many reasons their rs suffered #no we ✈️ because business™️ #it worked out better imo we saw kendrick and had a mini reunion with the guys #haha not tonight kermit is playing padel with the cousins™️ #the stuff of millennial nightmares so true #🎶blue jeans white shirt 🎶🥂 #originanon

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🤣🥱😈🍻

#so does last night qualify as edging? 🤪 #and we get to do it all over again today haha #they don't like rep anyway so why does it matter? #that's like buying a beach house in idaho or whatever frank said 😏 #haha idk is it silver linings o'clock there? 😅🥂 #originanon

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branching out

#lbr with all the clout chasers tonight kermit will be fine #moving through the a+ crowd isn't going to be a problem 😉 #i saw that and nothing but kind words for a good pal #haha not a chance 🤫 #it's the biggest and loudest birthday party but they think it's just a concert? SCREAMING🥂 #let me get this correctly... because she announched additional tour dates and she's officially touring for two years you believe me? 🤣 #ok i'll dub thee lurker the eighth haha #you mean kermit's notoriously short attention span aka wandering eye? #haha we are talking about someone who wrote you steal the air out of my lungs you make me feel it #dramatic is a given 🤣🍷 #originanon