if a demon possessed me I’d just b like ok take it from here good luck man
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whats that one fetish called where you and your partner mutually respect and care about each other very much
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no more toxic friendships or relationships, only toxic by britney spears.
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STOP 👏 MAKING 👏 SHOWS 👏 DARK 👏 FOR 👏 THE 👏 “”””AESTHETIC”””” 👏 I 👏 CAN’T 👏 SEE
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me: *gets really sad and has an emotional breakdown*
me, ten minutes later: lmao that was so fuckin lame
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filed under “not the onion”
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depression meal: dusty glass of lukewarm water that’s been sitting on your dresser for a week
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My mattress is strapped to eight roombas and I leave all my doors open at night so the roombas can go where they want to. I wake up where they want me to be. I trust their decisions.
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I UNDERSTAND that everyone cares about me and my well being, I do, and I know that they want what’s best for me because I “deserve the best”. But godDAMN please stop telling a woman in her late twenties what she should be doing with her life.
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