Wanda: Can you turn the lights on?
Cosmo: I don't need to! You're the only light I need in my life!
Wanda: Cosmo, I love you, but I can't see.
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I am seriously considering adoption. Who wants me?
Timmy
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The lengths I would go to both get attention and avoid it...astounding.
Timmy
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Timmy: Sometimes I wonder if anyone knows I'm alive.
Timmy: I mean, do I really exist?
Veronica, to Trixie: Did you hear something, Trixie?
Timmy: >:(
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Here’s a cookie! They’re homemade from the grocery store.
Mrs. Turner
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I've got 99 problems and 98 of them can be attributed to poor time management and self-control.
Timmy
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@totallycorrectoddparents
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@totallycorrectoddparents
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Mrs. Turner: Protons have mass?
Mr. Turner: I didn't even know they were Catholic.
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I just called to say I don't love you.
Trixie
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Timmy: What's this?
Tootie: It's my wish list.
Timmy: This just says "Timmy".
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Jorgen: What's the first rule of the Fairy Academy?
Cosmo: Uh, no cuts, no buts, no coconuts?
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How am I supposed to concentrate when I do not wish to and there are no immediate rewards?
Timmy
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Timmy: I'm going to miss the whole summer.
Mr. Turner: Don't worry, Timmy. When you get a job like me, you'll miss every summer.
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Wanda: COS--!
Cosmo: Sorry, I know what you're gonna say: --MO!
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Francis: I have a confession to make. The only reason I'm a bully is because no one else will accept my resume.
Francis: Do you know how hard it is to get a job when your only qualifications are "big" and "square"?
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"Does this game have fall damage?" I ask as I have already leapt off the tallest building in the game.
Timmy
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