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Hero: I need your help. I've done something bad. Very bad.

Nuzleaf: Put the corpse on ice. I'm on my way.

Hero: What? No!...It's not...why would I...?

#PMD #Pokemon Mystery Dungeon #Hero #Nuzleaf #PSMD #Source: ??? #Mine

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Wigglytuff: So what time does the Judgement Express arrive?

Sunflora: Chatot will be here at noon.

#PMD #Pokemon Mystery Dungeon #Wigglytuff #Sunflora #Chatot #Explorers #Source: ??? #Mine #((WIGGLYTUFF BE NICE TO YOUR HUSBAND))

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Kyurem: Are you ready to DIE?

Hero: No.

Kyurem: Then I’ll come back LATER!

#PMD #Pokemon Mystery Dungeon #Hero #Kyurem #Gates #source: asdf movie #Mine

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Hero: We’re out of candy.

Partner: There’s been like 3 kids.

Hero: I know, but one of them came dressed like Grovyle and told me she loved me so I just gave her everything.

#PMD #Pokemon Mystery Dungeon #Hero #Partner #Grovyle #Explorers #Source: ??? #Mine

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Hero: Are you seeing anyone?

Gengar, blushing: No, why?

Hero: You should really see a therapist.

#PMD #Pokemon Mystery Dungeon #Hero #Gengar #Rescue Team #Source: ??? #Mine

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Hero: Do you think different paints have different tastes?

Partner: They do.

Hero: …why did you say that with such certainty?

#PMD #Pokemon Mystery Dungeon #Hero #Partner #PSMD #Source: ??? #Mine #((if you're wondering why there's so many sourceless quotes #it's bc I'm taking them from my giant doc of incorrect quotes for my ocs #and I never put sources on the doc))

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Dusknoir: I’m helping.

Grovyle: Uh-huh. You’re not planning to double, triple, or quadruple cross me are you?

#PMD #Pokemon Mystery Dungeon #Dusknoir #Grovyle #Explorers #Source: ??? #Mine

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Kecleon: Did you find everything you needed today?

Partner: No, you don’t sell my best friend having come back to life.

#PMD #Pokemon Mystery Dungeon #Kecleon #Partner #Source: ??? #Mine

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leaf dad no :'(

Leaf Dad...

#not quotes #mine #Anonymous

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Partner: Am I in trouble?

Carracosta: Take a guess.

Partner:

Partner: No?

Carracosta: Take another guess.

#PMD #Pokemon Mystery Dungeon #Partner #carracosta #PSMD #Source: ??? #Mine

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Hero: Dad, stop! This isn't you, you've gone mad with power!

Nuzeaf: Well of course I have.

Nuzleaf: Have ya ever tried going mad without power?

Nuzleaf: It's boring.

#PMD #Pokemon Mystery Dungeon #Hero #Nuzleaf #PSMD #Source: ??? #Mine

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Chatot: How did none of you hear what I just said?

Partner: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.

Bidoof: I got distracted about halfway through.

Hero: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

#PMD #Pokemon Mystery Dungeon #Chatot #Bidoof #Partner #Hero #Explorers #Source: ??? #Submission #moondragongirl

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Emolga: You don’t know a thing about love! That’s why Keldeo left you!

Virizion: I’m gonna do violence to ya.

#PMD #Pokemon Mystery Dungeon #Emolga #Keldeo #Virizion #Gates #Source: Bugsnax #moondragongirl #Submission

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Deerling: I thought you’d be back by 11.

Hero: I said I’d be back later.

Deerling: I assumed you’d be back later. If you came back at all… you’d be “back later”.

Hero: Well, I’m back, okay?

Deerling: Is Goomy wounded?

Hero: It was just a little… training. Just to stay loose.

Deerling: You know how I feel about that, Hero. Darn you! You can’t just take Goomy training in the woods!

Hero: The Pokemon were gonna be beaten by him anywa-

Deerling: What?! You let him fight Pokemon alone?!

Hero: Look, I performed a helpful warm up. You act like that’s a bad thing.

Deerling: It is a bad thing Hero! Trying to make Goomy fight dangerous pokemon who could kill him!?

Hero: He’s a Dragon type for crying out! It’s not like he’s gonna die from everything just because he’s the weakest dragon type he’s getting braver and stronger!

Deerling: Yes! He is! But this is about our friends and family hero! I can’t believe you decided to not go to on bedew’s first day of our school!

Hero: It’s not a first day of school! She’s only learning the ropes of our school before she can learn the next day!

Deerling: It’s a ceremony!

Hero: It’s psychotic! They keep inventing new ways to celebrate mediocrity but if someone's genuinely exceptional…

Deerling: This isn’t about you, Hero. This about Bedew.

Hero: You want to something for Bedew!? Then let her actually join us! Let her go on a field trip with us!

Deerling: I’ll not be made the enemy here! You know why Roselia won’t let her do that.

Hero: BECAUSE SHE’D BE GREAT!!! SHE BRAVELY WENT INTO THE WOO-

Deerling: SHE IS NOT COMING WITH US!!

#PMD #Pokemon Mystery Dungeon #Hero. #Deerling #Goomy #Budew #PSMD #Source: The Incredibles #fearsomeflyingheracross #Submission

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Cresselia, on low HP: Hey guys! Wanna see something cool?

Hero, on low HP: What is it, Cresselia?

Partner, on low HP, realizing that there aren’t any more reviver seeds left: Wait Cresselia, maybe you shouldn’t do any-

[Cresselia “accidentally” steps on a Explosion Trap.]

Cresselia, realizing what she did: Hehe… Oops…?

Hero: WHAT THE FU-

[The trap explodes, killing the entire team.]

#PMD #Pokemon Mystery Dungeon #Hero #Cresselia #Partner #Explorers #Source: IRL #my-names-k #Submission #((How is cresselia just SO BAD AT EVERYTHING))

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Any interest in drunk sledding later? If not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?

Wigglytuff, to Chatot, probably.

#PMD #pokemon mystery dungeon #Wigglytuff #Chatot #Explorers #Source: texts from last night #mine

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Chatot: In a mystery dungeon, everything will kill you.

Wigglytuff: So choose something fun!

Chatot: No.

Wigglytuff: Punch a giant sea monster!

Chatot: No!!

#PMD #pokemon mystery dungeon #Chatot #Wigglytuff #Explorers #Source: Tumblr #Submission