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[trainerlazuli]

Trainer Log: I don’t even wanna know Hau.....Someone call Chris Hanson

#pokemon #Pokemon Trainer #pokemon games #Pokemon Story #pokemon parody #Ultra Sun #ultra moon #pokemon ultra moon #pokemon ultra sun #pokemon ultra sun and ultra moon

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Trainer Log: After beating guzma and hearing him talk about how Plumeria like it in bed...I became the new leader of Team Skull....

#pokemon #Pokemon Trainer #pokemon games #Pokemon Story #pokemon parody #Ultra Sun #ultra moon #pokemon ultra moon #pokemon ultra sun #pokemon ultra sun and ultra moon #pkmn

[trainerlazuli]

How to have sex by Guzma

such a well of Information

#pokemon #Pokemon Trainer #pokemon games #Pokemon Story #pokemon parody #Ultra Sun #ultra moon #pokemon ultra moon #pokemon ultra sun #pokemon ultra sun and ultra moon #pkmn

[trainerlazuli]

Me:Well l heard your known for Beat offs guzma

Guzma:Ya damn right I beat off better than anyone in alola

#pokemon #Pokemon Trainer #pokemon games #Pokemon Story #pokemon parody #Ultra Sun #ultra moon #pokemon ultra moon #pokemon ultra sun #pokemon ultra sun and ultra moon #usum #pokemon usum #guzma #pkmn

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Trainer Log: Wow Geoff Ramsey Let himself go... 

#pokemon #Pokemon Trainer #pokemon games #Pokemon Story #pokemon parody #Ultra Sun #ultra moon #pokemon ultra moon #pokemon ultra sun #pokemon ultra sun and ultra moon #usum #pokemon usum #geoff ramsey

[trainerlazuli]

When tell them you not a Kid and won in every Pokemon League...

#pokemon #Pokemon Trainer #pokemon games #Pokemon Story #pokemon parody #Ultra Sun #ultra moon #pokemon ultra moon #pokemon ultra sun #pokemon ultra sun and ultra moon #usum #pokemon usum

[trainerlazuli]

Trainer log: when you get invite your crush over for “rest” time but 2 kids and yungoos ruin you plans

#pokemon #Pokemon Trainer #pokemon games #Pokemon Story #pokemon parody #acerola #Ultra Sun #ultra moon #pokemon ultra moon #pokemon ultra sun #pokemon ultra sun and ultra moon #pkmn

[trainerlazuli]

Trainer Log: This Loli is inviting me over to rest in the Aether House....What the worst that can happen

#pokemon #Pokemon Trainer #pokemon games #Pokemon Story #pokemon parody #ultra moon #Ultra Sun #pokemon ultra moon #pokemon ultra sun #pokemon ultra sun and ultra moon #usum #pokemon usum #pkmn

[trainerlazuli]

Is there something about lillie I”m missing?

#pokemon #Pokemon Trainer #pokemon parody #Ultra Sun #ultra moon #pokemon ultra moon #pokemon ultra sun #pokemon ultra sun and ultra moon #pokemon usum #usum

[trainerlazuli]

Authors Note 2

Ahem, Tumblr is a free space to post whatever we want within reason, No matter how crass,lewd,crude or disturbing...Also understand Comedy is subjective what might be funny for me or others won’t be funny to others...Just do not impedes on another creative space...With that being said...

THE MISADVENTURES OF POKEMON TRAINER LAZULI IS AND WILL BE UP TO DISCRETION OF THE WRITER/CREATOR. 

1.You don’t have to read this blog(quite frankly if you have a problem I don’t want)

2. If you don’t like Sex/Race/or dirty Jokes this blog ain’t for you.

3. If you don’t want you childhood ruined...Don’t read this,or half the the things on the internet

4.If you have a problem DON’T FUCKING ANON ME,Don’t hide behind anonymity.

5. Understand this is parody,I said it in Authors Note 1 Regular story is boring if you played every game...accept other stories,RP,HENTAI,Side Story,Blogs,Youtube, other types of media of pokemon..people have to right to create they own stories...

[trainerlazuli]

Can you stop trying so hard you're not funny. The sex jokes are especially pathetic dude

Dear Anon, you are irrelevant and apparently don’t read author statements...

[trainerlazuli]

Trainer Log: I’m Getting some “Can you keep a secret” and “Lets play a special game” from this guy

#pokemon #Pokemon Trainer #pokemon games #pokemon lets play #pokemon ultra moon #pokemon ultra sun #ultra moon #ultra sun #pokemon ultra sun and ultra moon #usum #pokemon usum #pokemon parody #parody #pkmn #pkmn trainer #molayne

[trainerlazuli]

Acerola: I mean my Daddy,And he Loves it when I bring girls home to to play with

#pokemon ultra moon #pokemon lets play #pokemon #pokemon ultra sun and ultra moon #ultra sun #ultra moon #pokemon ultra sun #pkmn trainer #pkmn #parody #pokemon parody #usum #pokemon usum #bdsm pokemon #kinky Pokémon walk through #pokemon walkthough #acerola

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Trainer log: This Loli seems to like Lillie,and is making sexual advances to her....

#pokemon ultra moon #pokemon lets play #pokemon games #pokemon #pokemon ultra sun and ultra moon #ultra sun #ultra moon #pokemon ultra sun #usum #pokemon usum #pkmn trainer #pkmn #pokemon parody #parody

[trainerlazuli]

Trainer log: Help!!! the Loli is back...and she doesn’t like lillie

#pokemon ultra moon #pokemon lets play #comdey gameplay #video game diary #pokemon games #ultra sun #ultra moon #pokemon ultra sun and ultra moon #pokemon moon #pokemon sun #usum #pokemon usum #pkmn trainer #pkmn

[trainerlazuli]

Trainer Log: I finally understood what Olivia meant when she wanted to show my Onix her special Rock Polish

#pokemon ultra moon #pokemon lets play #pokemon games #pokemon ultra sun and ultra moon #ultra sun #ultra moon #pokemon ultra sun #pkmn #pkmn trainer #parody #pokemon parody

[trainerlazuli]

combining Happy Hour, Amulet Coin, and Rotom Prize Money makes you some ridiculous cash money