rotating maximus fallout in my brain. obsessed with his character. so naive and cruel and kind and weird all at once. has NEVER taken a hot shower. once briefly abandoned his lifelong creed bc people gave him slippers. and he’s autistic.
that mcelroy final pam clip is gonna get my ass in trouble one day because ANY time a baby/young child starts crying or fussing at work, i think of 2 things.
"baby needs snack" (which is very fun to say while advancing on them with cracker packs, doing the voice almost always gets a laugh) and
"i take a hammer and fix the baby" which i absolutely cannot say out loud in public ever or i go to fucking jail