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they're tenderizing you

all three of my cats like to try sitting on my computer chair's arm rest but they can never quite fit both back legs on there at the same time. so what they do is, they brace one foot on me but they constantly readjust their positions which means they hang out there kicking me every few seconds until I physically remove them

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Better than being off the za za for 20 minutes

A 15th Century tour of Hell

Medieval monks had themselves one hell of a time imagining the demons awaiting sinners in Hell. The illustrations are from Livre de la Vigne nostre Seigneur (Bodleian MS. Douce 134), a treatise on the Antichrist, the last judgement, and Heaven and Hell.

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Forgot that this is a combat based game and not a foraging simulator :(

#totk #loz #link #zelda

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can't do it

Survive the World while under the effects of the Tummyache debuff.

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This person's lasagna budget must be wild

i got some new garfs in the mail today and i am literally beyond hype about it

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A vole is a vole is a vole

the subreddit i miss the most is r/voles…

the admin was very sane👌

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This, except it's bc I'm dumb and can't remember the word

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Tattoo inspo

around the year 1500, medieval painter hieronymus bosch drew a person with sheet music written on their butt being tortured in hell.

500 years later, someone decided to transcribe and play the song. now, you can hear it too!

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It was a mistake thinking I'd find any actual House MD memes on this hellsite

#i mean #yeah #they could be gay #no issue with that #but i wanted to laugh

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I take being silly very seriously

my philosophy :3

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People out here dropping tutorials on how to draw me

1) Width. Add it.

2) Width. Just. Yeah. If you want to draw a really big guy - do it. The third guy is ok, but it's just a small guy with belly!

3) Gravity! More fat - more soft - gravity goes brr.

4) Basic shapes and clothes would definitely help you to draw a big comfy soft guy!

Miaou

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don’t date someone who looks at a kid crying and rolls their eyes. more than likely they’ll do the same when you’re crying.

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Ok, now what?

Imagine this a fidget spinner but it’s got knives taped to it

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They can't all be "fluffy"

This picture i took of hector while i was drunk last night looks like a damn renaissance painting