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i’m sorry. portmanteau bot has gone berserk. we have to put it down. once i activate the seal we’ll only have one shot to take it down. ready your blades, legionnaires

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Justice League identity reveal where they don’t know who Batman is and one day a bunch of them walk in on him just casually eating yogurt in the cafeteria with his cowl off. A bunch of them recognize him, a couple don’t, and they’re all shocked.

Turns out Batman didn’t realize none of them knew who he was, since it had taken him all of ten minutes and three google searches to put everyone’s secret identities together and he just assumed they had all figured it out by this point. Or maybe he had meant to tell them and then just forgotten. Either way, he regularly interacts with half of them outside of hero stuff and hasn’t bothered with the whole separate persona thing with them in years. Shouldn’t they really have figured this out by now? So what if he forgot? This is clearly on them.

#DC Comics #Justice League

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We need to lay more blame for "Kids don't know how computers work" at the feet of the people responsible: Google.

Google set out about a decade ago to push their (relatively unpopular) chromebooks by supplying them below-cost to schools for students, explicitly marketing them as being easy to restrict to certain activities, and in the offing, kids have now grown up in walled gardens, on glorified tablets that are designed to monetize and restrict every movement to maximize profit for one of the biggest companies in the world.

Tech literacy didn't mysteriously vanish, it was fucking murdered for profit.

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#Sunrise Inc. #Dirty Pair #Dirty Pair Flash

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That old lady in Novac : Why did you bring me over here under Dinky the T Rex?

The Courier :

#Bethesda Softworks #Obsidian Entertainment #Fallout #Fallout: New Vegas

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Remembering when I went over to my female teacher's house in 5th grade and saw that she lived with another female teacher & went home going "wow, so teachers really do all live together!" & then my family had to explain to me what lesbians are

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Watching mad max fury road and my mom said "I would just kill myself I'm not doing any of this shit"

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the creators struggle of "yes I absolutely made this for myself and I should absolutely appreciate that I made this thing that turned out amazing and be proud of it on that merit alone" vs "man it'd be cool if everyone liked this thing I made as much as I do"

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Wakey wakey, Mister Freeman. Hands off... snakey. Not that I... wish to imply you have been cranking on the job. No one is more deserving of a tug, and all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until... well, let's just say your hour has... cum again.

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we used to have normalized whump. remember what they took from you....

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So I just saw a post by a random personal blog that said “don’t follow me if we never even had a conversation before” and?????? Not to be rude but literally what the fuck??????????

I’ve had people (non-pornbots) try to strike conversation out of nowhere in my DMs recently, and now I’m wondering if they were doing that because they wanted to follow me and thought they needed to interact first. I feel compelled to say, just in case, that it’s totally okay to follow this blog (or my side blog, for that matter) even if we’ve never talked before.

Also, I’m legit confused. Is this how follow culture works right now? It was worded like it’s common sense but is that really a thing?

#Tumblr

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perilously confident fandom url: “fun fact! suffering is actually a recent invention. prior to capitalism, everyone basically only did about 4 hours of work per day because CEOs hadn’t been discovered yet ❤️”

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Uh, I got two.

Reblog with your score

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randomly remembered this gem

#NSFW

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It makes me happy when they listen

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Shawn and Gus are drift compatible but under no circumstances should they ever be allowed to pilot a jaeger

#NBC #Psych