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SOMEONE HELP ME FIND A FANFIC SERIES PLEASEEE

So basically Reader was Batsis and she was going under a spy mission where she had to act as someone’s date. the thing is she’d never done that before so she was nervous. The way the fic was set up was you could choose between Wally West and Roy Harper to act as your fake date so that you’d be more comfortable during your mission, the Roy Harper part of the series was finished last time I checked but the Wally West one wasn’t. Someone PLEASEE help me find it bc OH MY GOD.

#reblog.♠️

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Batsis! y/n would warn her friend or s/o of her family before meeting them. She'd probably invite them for dinner to meet. When warning them she'll write a little file on each family member. She making it seem like they're fucking SCPs.

Alfred the Butler- Not harmful, completely safe to be around. Please treat him nicely. He's every sweet and makes good food. Also every fast, travels 15 to 18 mph.

Bruce Head of the Family- He looks like he'll snap your neck, but probably won't. The worst person to have small talk or try to have a conversation with. Might just teleport behind you, so make sure to look over your shoulder.

Dick the Golden Boy- He makes up for Bruce's silence by talking too much. He'll probably ask about everything because he's nosy and persistent. Just try to answer every question so he can lock on to another target.

Jason Cousin Jonny- Not sure if he'll come over, but please be wary of him. He's fucking tall and will beat you up before shooting you if he feels like it. He probably won't harm you unless you engage with him. He's only there to stuff his face with food, not to socialize.

Tim the Ultra Nerd- He's smart only when he's on coffee, but safe to be around regardless. If he looks like he's about to drop his face on to his plate, it's because he's hasn't slept in two days. He injects caffeine into his bloodstream and should be dead right now.

Damian the Homunculus- He's a little shit. Don't show any weakness and try not to take his words to heart. Actually just try to ignore him to the best of your abilities. He has a temper and is prone to throwing knifes at others. There is no real way to defend yourself just try to run.

#reblog.♠️

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Dick: A good romance starts with a good friendship!

Batsis:...And a bad romance starts with Rah-Rah Ah Ah Ah! Roma Roma-ma! Gaga, Ooh la la!

#reblog.♠️

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Mystery Ginger

Description: When a mystery hair is found a Y/N’s costume, Jason and Dick go into overdrive

Warnings: none

Word Count: 400+

 "We have gathered you all here today to answer a simple question,“ Dick said looking at an assortment of his friends and exes.

"One of you is dating our dear sister, Y/N.” Jason looked at the various faces. In attendance are Wally West, Roy Harper, Barbara Gordon, Artemis, and Kori. The redheads of Dick and Jason’s life, past, present, and future.

“You may be wondering how we know it’s one of you. Well, I’m so glad you asked,” Dick said whipping out a small baggy from his jean pocket.

Keep reading

#reblog.♠️ #the comedy is top tier omg

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brother's bestfriend

Batsis: Bye Wally, Bye Dick. Bye Wally.

Dick: You said bye Wally twice.

Batsis: I like Wally.

#reblog.♠️

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FOAMIKG AT TEH MOUTH IM SO HYOED

THANK YOU I HOPE YOU LIKED IT!!!!

#anon.♠️ #asks.💌

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i really gotta update my links this is just sad

#chitchat.♠️

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“when the world needed her the most, she vanished…”

the new chapter is up and running!!! i know i’m not very consistent but i’m back for now, let it be known that the world is saved 🙏🏼

#anon.♠️ #asks.💌

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our last chance

- a/n: it's mentioned that the reader is the daughter of bruce and selina, but it's never mentioned that she's biologically related, so you could definitely interpret it as her being adopted by them!

8. blueberry icing

- synopsis\\ you watch as dick runs off after batman betrays him for the last time, causing the family to fall apart. after an explosion, and a time machine, with a speedster to help you, you have one last chance to stop history from repeating itself.

• word count: 1,253

• masterlist

INCOMING CALL: dick :3

you quickly looked up at bart, very nervous about why dick could be calling. "pick up before it goes to voicemail!" bart panicked.

"relax, there's no way we got caught," you tried to reassure him but your tone was dripping with anxiety.

"hey y/n, turns out barbara's not here. she texted saying she got an alert, is everything okay?" he asked.

this wasn't totally unexpected but nonetheless your heartbeat was speeding up. "oh uh, i can probably go down to the batcave and check?" you offered, hoping he wouldn't take you up on it.

"no that's okay, we're probably just gonna pick up some donuts and head back. they have blueberry icing, you really like that one don't you?" he suggested.

"yeah i do, you're the best," you said. saying that out loud made some of the guilt go away, because it reminded you why you were doing all of this.

"anything for you," he chuckled before hanging up. you were a little worried that your plan was going to lead to them having fights; but then that was sort of the point, wasn't it?

"what now?" bart asked you. you thought about it for a second, you couldn't just cause one small inconvenience and then move on to the next step of the plan. obviously you would need to cause several more for this part of the scheme to actually work.

"i think we should keep this up for at least like another week or so,” you told him. he nodded his head at you a little bit.

“won’t it seem suspicious if the problems just suddenly stop though?” he asked with slight concern.

“not necessarily,” you said. “if we can make the problems seem subtle enough then it should just seem like they went through a little rough patch.”

“okay yeah, that makes sense,” he said. “but what exactly are we gonna cause next?” he asked, still not totally clear on the plan. but, to be fair, neither were you as you still hadn’t even perfected the plan yet.

“i’m not really sure yet,” you looked down as you thought about it. “oh!” an idea came to you. “she works at the university’s library, so we could pose some fake events there and convince her to work extra shifts to help out with it. the more time she spends at the library, the less time she’ll have with dick,” you proposed the idea and he looked at you in thought.

“i mean yeah, i don’t see why that wouldn’t work,” he said. “we could also try convincing dick to spend some time going over some extra training with the titans. i know starfire really loves it when he comes back to visit and he seems to enjoy getting to help us out every once in a while.”

“that’s perfect,” you smiled. “then it won’t just be babs ditching dick, so it won’t be a ton of negativity just immediately dumped onto them.” you hugged him out of joy, you were so thrilled because it really seemed like things could actually work out and that you could actually get your brother back.

bart loved that you were hugging him, and he couldn’t deny that being around you felt just a little bit more special every time. it was clear to him that he was falling for you, but it didn’t bother him or freak him out. you had always been so perfect to him, even when he only saw you as a friend. it only made sense to him that he would start to catch romantic feelings for you as well.

however, he could tell that you hadn’t caught onto his actual feelings yet. you just assumed that he was a flirt the same way his cousin was before he finally got a girlfriend. and while bart was a bit like wally in some ways, it was different with you and it always would be. the real question to him, however, was how you felt about him. he knew the feelings of closeness and trust were mutual but he wasn’t sure you reciprocated the same feelings.

and, in a way, he was right. the same way you hadn’t noticed the way that he liked you, you hadn’t picked up on the subtle reasons that had led to you acting the way that you did. you weren’t sure why you let it slip that you thought he was cute. you weren’t sure why you felt bubbly when you tried to think about why you called him cute. you considered the possibility that you liked him, but you weren’t sure if you were overreading your emotions or not. that, and you already had so much to worry about with dick that you didn’t think you even had the time to really think much into it.

and so, you let it go. as special as bart was to you, you knew that you would have to work that out later. at that moment you had to worry about dick. it was a little heartwarming, however, to think about how you would never have to worry about bart. he would always be there for you, and for that you were so thankful.

“i’m sorry about your time machine,” you brought it up as your tone became faintly sorrowful. “i know going back home means a lot to you.”

“it’s okay,” he said. “the longer i stay here the more reason i have not to leave.” you didn’t know that he was referencing you, and he was maybe a little glad about that. you meant so much to him, that he would rather tease you about relationships as a friend then try one out when it wasn’t meant to be and risk everything in the process. as long as he got to be around you, it didn’t really matter to him what role he was playing.

his statement filled you with an odd feeling of joy, and still you weren’t sure why. “still, i’m always here for you too.”

then it was his turn to smile, “thank you y/n, that really does mean a lot.” but then his smile became more of a smirk, “so back to when you said ‘if we ever date’..” he trailed off.

you felt flustered, “oh my god you know what i meant!” but there was still that little voice in your head that wanted you to put more thought into it then, rather than later. because, did you know what you meant?”

“i’m just saying, fake dating is such a common trope that your brothers would never suspect it as part of a plan to rewrite the timeline,” he was doing a damn good job at selling you.

“i feel like we might just end up there with the grave i’ve been digging for myself,” you warned him. “why do you want this so bad? is this your way of secretly getting me to fall madly in love with you,” you joked.

“maybe it is, maybe it isn't,” he said with a goofy grin. he was so charming, you really were glad that the two of you became friends– even if it was under tragic circumstances. “i should probably get going before they all come back, though.”

you nodded, “i’ll call you tonight?” he had taken a few steps back but was still looking at you.

“i’m looking forward to it birdie,” he winked, and then he sped off leaving you feeling flustered once again.

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the newest chapter is a little shorter, sitting at 1,253 words but it will finally be out in like five minutes once i add the tag list 🙏🏼🙏🏼

#chitchat.♠️

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ONE LAST CHANCE PREVIEW

a/n: here’s the first couple of paragraphs of the next chapter that should be out in a few days now!!

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INCOMING CALL:     dick :3

     you quickly looked up at bart, very nervous about why dick could be calling. "pick up before it goes to voicemail!" bart panicked.

     "relax, there's no way we got caught," you tried to reassure him but your tone was dripping with anxiety.

     "hey y/n, turns out barbara's not here. she texted saying she got an alert, is everything okay?" he asked.

     this wasn't totally unexpected but nonetheless your heartbeat was speeding up. "oh uh, i can probably go down to the batcave and check?" you offered, hoping he wouldn't take you up on it.

     "no that's okay, we're probably just gonna pick up some donuts and head back. they have blueberry icing, you really like that one don't you?" he suggested.

     "yeah i do, you're the best," you said. saying that out loud made some of the guilt go away, because it reminded you why you were doing all of this.

"anything for you," he chuckled before hanging up. you were a little worried that your plan was going to lead to them having fights, but was that really such a bad thing at this point?

#ourlastchance.♠️ #dick grayson x reader #bart allen x reader #dick grayson x batsis #batsis reader

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gonna post a preview of the next chapter in a couple hours 😎

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fun fact, the next chapter is called blueberry icing <3

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i know it's been a crazy long time but i actually got a laptop now so i should be back to writing and better than ever!!!!!

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i wish there was a way to make this my main account lol 😭

#chitchat.♠️

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are my links working for everyone? because they’ve gone wonky on my end

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i have been gone for FAR TOO LONG, i’m back 🤩

#chitchat.♠️