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hey pooks how you doin? 🫶

hi !! miss u

i’m doing well :) just so caught up in school and work and friends and all that yk how it be

how are you? 🫶🏼

#inbox !! #zebonos

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it goes without saying that i won’t be writing for wilbur anymore! you can expect all my works about him to be taken down! fuck wilba and feel free to unfollow if u support him lolz

#jaybird !!

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AGH BABYYY

congrats ml!!! k, s, and x with schlatt please!!

thanks hon! here you go <3

｡ﾟﾟ･｡･ﾟﾟ｡ ﾟ。 schlatt ; K, S, X

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genre; fluff

type; headcanons

read below!

K: Kisses (what are their kisses like? where do they kiss their s/o, and where do they like to be kissed?)

schlatt likes to give lingering kisses, yknow what i mean? like he'll press a kiss to your forehead and just stay there for a second. he loves to kiss the top of your head or your forehead! he likes being kissed on his lips, he's pretty traditional!

S: Security (how protective are they? how would they protect their s/o?)

insanely protective. he's like your big bodyguard, and you know it. he's another one that has scary dog privilege. he likes to stand behind you so he never loses sight of you. he's definitely one that will get in an argument in your honor.

X: Xtra (what’s a random hc for them?)

he uses the absolute worst shampoo and conditioner known to man, but SOMEHOW his hair is still super soft and has tons of volume.

#jschlatt #jays reposts !! #yumiis

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put a finger down if you’ve ever had a super bittersweet dream that fucks you up over someone you don’t even personally know and you wake up crying for a reason you don’t understand

(chat i had a dream about mac miller and i want to die)

#jaybird !!

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ted is so hung idc

real

#ted #d444zed

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MID WINTER BREAK MEANS SEND ME REQUEST ☹️

#jaybird !! #please #i’m deprived

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lowkey sad cuz my ⚾️ anon is MIA :(

#jaybird !! #⚾️ anon !!

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hi everyone, i’ve started getting chronic migraines and i was wondering if anyone has the same problem? i’m really looking for advice and how to acclimate, thanks!

#jaybird !!

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i am Overwhelmed.

#jaybird !!

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hi bestie!!! 🫶🏼 i’d like to formally request more sub!schlatt pls

you’re doing chores around the house and schlatt does a task for you, when he’s done you call him a a “good boy” and go about your day but he can’t stop thinking about it 🤧 he does a million other tasks for you to hear you say it again but you don’t bc you don’t get what he’s in it for yk

he starts being more… obedient

lots of “yes ma’am,” looking to you for approval before he does anything, being a good pup

i rly just want my subby baby boy pls

headcannons or a fic or a blurb or whatever I just NEED sub!schlatt

thank you!!! 🫶🏼

oh my god vic you are so right.

he’s my little niño🤲🏻

**use of ma’am targeted at reader**

it was sunday which meant one thing; chore day.

though schlatt was still curled up in bed, a pillow tight in his grasp, you were already gathering all of the laundry strewn around the house.

with one load in the washer, you started to sweep and dust; waiting to vacuum until schlatt was awake.

as you got wrapped up in your chores, you didn’t realize the creaking of the bed and the footsteps that followed.

arms were placed around you as you wiped down the counter and you jumped.

“jesus, hey baby,” you said with a breathless smile as you craned your neck back to peck schlatt’s cheek.

he smiled sleepily and pulled off. it was very evident he was still half asleep as he mumbled something quietly.

“what’s that?” you hummed, continuing to wipe down the counter. he was quiet. that’s when you turned to face schlatt completely.

he was in his typical sleep attire; his wilson hoodie and a pair of plaid boxers. his hair was disheveled and his eyes squinted.

“i said goodmorning.” he said with a small grin, starting to come out of his sleepy trance.

you smiled back, “goodmorning to you too.” you paused for a moment. “hey! don’t get all lovey with me so that you don’t have to do chores.” you said firmly. “go wash up, mkay? you’re on garbage duty.”

schlatt groaned and sauntered off to the bathroom.

it wasn’t long before he was behind you again, grabbing at your waist as you finally made breakfast.

“be patient, sweetheart. did you even take the garbage out yet?” you asked, your eyes not leaving the frying pan.

“mhm, it’s all outside.” he responded, his chin rested on your shoulder.

“good boy,” you praised, reaching back to rub his hair.

schlatt wasn’t sure what had clicked inside of him when those two words left your lips. he knew you didn’t mean it in that way, right?

schlatt tried to ignore the fluttering sensation in his chest and play it off as a joke as he pulled off of you and grabbed a cup of coffee.

"d-do you want some?" he painfully sputtered. he mentally cursed himself for sounding so stupid.

"yeah that would be nice, thank you love," you said sweetly.

schlatt was a mess now, every pet name buzzed around his head and straight down to his stomach. it was embarrassing really; the two of you had been together for years and he still got flustered over things like this.

oddly enough, schlatt loved the feeling and found himself doing anything he could to hear those two words fall from your mouth.

"j, baby, can you please clean the bathroom after we eat?" you asked gently.

schlatt nodded quickly as he poured your cup of coffee. "yes ma'am." he responded, passing you your cup of coffee.

the rest of the day went relatively smoothly, at least you thought so.

schlatt continued mindlessly doing tasks; changing the bedsheets, finishing off the laundry, cleaning the mirrors throughout the house.

you were surprised with how motivated he seemed. towards the end of the night, the two of you sat on the couch cuddled up next to each other.

"you were really good today j," you mumbled into his shoulder as his eyes focused on the tv screen.

you felt his breath hitch and a small shudder as he exhaled.

you picked your head up to look at him confusedly. it started to piece together in your head but you wouldn't make that evident.

"you were a huge help baby, seriously," you spoke again.

schlatt couldn't help it as he buried his face into your lap out of embarrassment.

you chuckled to yourself and ran your fingers through his messy curls,

"good boy." you whispered.

#jays fics !! #schlatt x reader #jschlatt #jschlatt x reader #chuckle sandwich fluff #chuckle sandwich #fanfiction #jschlatt fanfic #schlatt fanfic #schlatt fluff

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Those dad schlatt hcs were so cute! What if it's his kid from a previous relationship?

thank you so much! ahh yes, see i was trying to write the headcanons as if it could be either or. i just sort of imagined that it was either their kid together or that reader had been in the relationship since the kid was very young!! sorry for the confusion

#inbox !! #anons !!

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OH MY GOODNESS?? THATS LITTLE OL ME!!!! SHUT UP 🤲🏻🥹

AHHHHHHHH OMFG THIS IS SO DHSOSNSOSNOS AHHHH

#jays reposts !! #phxntomsdusk

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If you're looking for requests...how about reader dating dad! Schlatt?

dating dad schlatt headcanons!

THANK YOU THIS IS SO CUTE!!!

dating dad schlatt is like having two children of your own

whether it’s cats or children, he will always take their side in any pointless argument

“jay, the cat scratched the couch again”

“he’s just a little guy”

he LOVES planning little outings and dates for the three of you.

playground date? he’s bringing a blanket and some snacks for you two to sit in the shade while you watch the kid on the playground

my mans literally melts whenever he sees you and the little one curled up together on the couch.

he snaps a picture of the two of you and it’s been his lockscreen ever since

SCHLATT TEACHING HIS KID TO PLAY BASEBALL??? HELLOOOO???

imagine sitting on the warm bleachers as you watch schlatt pitch the ball

hearing his absolute delight when your child hits a home run

schlatt who always gets your children the “fun” gifts at chirstmas.

the drum set got put in the attic by december 27th after a stick was thrown at a vase on the mantle

watching fondly from the door frame as schlatt tucks in the kiddo

he gets all into the bed time story, using voices and theatrics

him almost falling asleep as he reads

family grocery shopping on sunday is always an adventure

schlatt driving, his hand holding yours over the armrest as he keeps peeking at the kid in the mirror

he really is a great dad and you adore him for it <33

#jays headcanons !! #jschlatt #schlatt x reader #jschlatt x reader #schlatt headcanons #jschlatt headcanons #chuckle sandwich #chuckle sammy

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me, so sad because i have no requests ☹️

#jk it’s fine #no it’s not #i miss writing #jaybird !!

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i miss my ⚾️ anon :(

#come back to meee PLEASE #jaybird !! #⚾️ anon !!

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good job on goin' to your classes and work, you deserve the rest. i'd kill to be a little high right now. care to share?

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ofc j <33 sorry i got a little too sleepy

#inbox !! #⚾️ anon !!

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there are fake ⚾ anons going around so ig im not needed anymore. wtv

- tns ⚾

oh wtf? i did not know that :( im sorry

#jaybird !! #inbox !!