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urmomsmilkman · 3 months
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"hawaiian shirt covered in blood" is a look
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urmomsmilkman · 3 months
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do you ever laugh with your friends and think oh this is the point. this is the point of everything
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urmomsmilkman · 4 months
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HC: this is what the sisters/ (dress-liking) siblings of sin uniforms are in the ministry.
(And yes they were still designed by High Priestess Alexandra, we need more Twin Temple cross overs in the fanfiction everyone)
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urmomsmilkman · 4 months
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i’m actually pretty cool just give me like 5 tries to get it right
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urmomsmilkman · 7 months
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I never expected the double shimmies :*)
The way she looks back to Swiss like is this how you do it ?!
OH UNHOLY LORDT SWISS AND AURORA GOT HIS BI ASS
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urmomsmilkman · 7 months
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Clementine Von Radics, from In A Dream You Saw A Way To Survive; “The Fear”
[Text ID: “I am afraid / I will love you forever / and we will never be / in the same room / again.”]
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urmomsmilkman · 9 months
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Sometimes I’ll just read the most profound, heart-wrenching piece of literature, and then remember that I’m on AO3 and it’s an It fanfiction published in 2017 with an author’s note saying “wrote this last night because I was bored lol”
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urmomsmilkman · 11 months
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Me to Steve Harrington
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urmomsmilkman · 1 year
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urmomsmilkman · 1 year
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Actual footage of me listening to IF NOT FOR YOU on repeat
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urmomsmilkman · 1 year
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It’s time to roll the dice… with Ellen!
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urmomsmilkman · 2 years
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favorite hc thus far
Steve buying eddie claw clips for his hair because regular hair ties were giving him tension headaches. When Eddie gets the clip he grabs it from Steve and immediately starts using it as a puppet to either tell Steve he loves him or ‘attack’ which is actually the claw clip ‘kissing’ Steve
The claw clip gets taken down from Eddie’s hair at random moments to ‘talk’. Most famous appearances include 1) at hellfire as an npc who is now equally loved and hated 2) at family video where the claw told a particular loud and rude customer to ‘suck a phallus’ and 3) when eddie was high with argyle and Jonathon and they thought the claw had predicted their deaths. Robin, Nancy and Steve came to pick them up and had to spend half an hour consoling them all
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urmomsmilkman · 2 years
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urmomsmilkman · 2 years
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Stranger things bloopers + reactions
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urmomsmilkman · 2 years
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joe keerys voice in figure you out is something i wont forget that was a spiritual experience
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urmomsmilkman · 2 years
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the fact that we need 8 hours of sleep is ridiculous we should only need 4 and the other 4 should be used to be cozy in your bed and rub your legs together like a cricket and listen to music and think about your little scenarios
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urmomsmilkman · 2 years
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