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🐺 moon-moon4w00 Follow

Friendly reminder that asking your lycan partner to turn you is incredibly insensitive! Seriously can we retire this trope already? Not only is it just offensive, but no one would ever actually choose this life! Lycanthropy is a curse. Full stop.

🐾 superhowllock69 Follow

Ok user "moon-moon" as if that original meme wasn't created to mock pack nomenclature 🙄

Anyway I'm not gonna touch that internalized lycanphobia with a ten foot pole. Being turned by your partner is something that can be incredibly intimate as long as both parties are consenting and the one being turned is 100% sure they want it. Literally the only downside to transforming once a month is the pain, but midol works just fine. No one with these "lycanthropy bad" takes ever wants to discuss the legitimate positives that come with this "curse" lmao.

🐺 moon-moon4w00 Follow

I'm literally reclaiming moon moon but go off I guess. Anyways turning your partner is absolutely disgusting and morally reprehensible and anyone who does it should be muzzled permanently.

🌜 impawssible Follow

lmao my wife literally saved my life when she turned me but i guess she should be muzzled huh? we run through the woods hunting deer together and can each haul in groceries in one trip now, but nooo she's obviously a danger to society because she cares enough about me to help me when insurance wouldn't cover my medicine

also it was confirmed that the creator of that meme literally makes and sells silver bullets so if you still wanna use moon moon for yourself that certainly is a choice. source: (X)

🦴 pupperoni Follow

I love that instead of naming the more common benefits of lycanthropy, you mentioned that you and your wife can carry all the groceries in one trip. I think that's definitely a positive that gets overlooked far too often and I commend you for speaking your truth, sir

🌜 impawssible Follow

lol thanks but I'm a woman 😅

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🦇 count-fuckula Follow

Plus werewolf blood tastes way better and is as filling as 10 humans 👍

🐺 moon-moon4w00 Follow

Oh my GOD you vampblr freaks will just flock to anything. It clearly says "vamps DNI" in my bio!

🐾 superhowllock Follow

lmaoooo of course you're a vampire exclusionist

🌕 daddy-fenris Follow

wasn't OP the same guy who said fursuits were offensive to lycanthropes and doxxed a werewolf fursuiter?

🐺 moon-moon4w00 Follow

They ARE offensive and harmful to this community and I'm tired of pretending they're not. They perpetuate harmful depictions of what a humanoid wolf is actually like.

🌜 impawssible Follow

me when I dox someone for making candy colored animal costumes that look nothing like what a real werewolf does

🦴 pupperoni Follow

K

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U

#unreality

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💖 edwards-vamprincess414 Follow

Oh my fucking god I’m literally fucking shaking I went to Home Depot with my mom and this guy was just casually walking around with a fist full of fucking stakes what the fuck

🎃 headless-hoe-mann Follow

tfw there’s gardening supplies at the gardening supply store

💖 edwards-vamprincess414 Follow

We have the right to feel safe in public just as much as humans do.

🎃 headless-hoe-mann Follow

Harbor Freight literally rebranded half of their stores to Harbor Frights specifically for monsters just go there

👯‍♀️ monsterous-ally384 Follow

wait I thought Harbor Fright was canceled for killing that werewolf with a silver screwdriver

🐶 were-wussy337 Follow

What??? There was an issue with manufacturing and literally a milliliter of silver got into a shipment of their (hand saws?). They’ve issued an apology, recalled the line, and won’t be renewing their contract with the factory.

And the werewolf was literally fine he just gave HF a heads up about the silver and they gave him like a position in their monster relations department where tf are you getting your info 😭

💖 edwards-vamprincess414 Follow

Not all of us are privileged enough to live by a Harbor Fright

🧛 lady-and-the-vamp11 Follow

You can’t order tools online ??

💖 edwards-vamprincess414 Follow

Our delivery driver’s too scared of our house and we don’t have a mailbox and I can’t GET a mailbox because the only place I can get a mailbox is HOME DEPOT!!!

🩸 vamp-staamp Follow

🏡 witch-of-the-suburb08 Follow

Maybe ask one of your human friends to pick up some things for you?

💖 edwards-vamprincess414 Follow

I don’t have any human friends

🎃 headless-hoe-mann Follow

Huh op I wonder why

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🐺 lycan-lucky Follow

Hey wereblr I need help w something. I was recently turned and just started transforming last week. Is it normal to like, feel like you’re choking while you transform? Like you are running out of air for half a minute or so but then you start breathing normal again?

🐾 silverfangs Follow

Pretty much every freshly turned werewolf I know has complained about that at some point. Usually as you master the transformation it becomes less painful, so I’d expect for it to go away.

🥀 the-vampire-that-says-ni Follow

Ok but wtf does that happen???????? does the lycan curse just show up and strangles you???? pls someone tell me I’m stupid 😭😭😭

🌙 lonelyhowler1 Follow

No it’s because the windpipe abruptly changes size? you literally turn into a bat

🥀 the-vampire-that-says-ni Follow

I CAN TURN INTO A BAT?

🐻 werebearpaws Follow

This website is free

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Shapeshifter Heritage Post

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okay I'm curious. if you feel like it, reblog this post with your top five all-time blorbos. not your latest blorbos, but the ones you've had the most persistent and irreversible brainrot about over the years

#arthur morgan #fluttershy #danny phantom #beast from beauty and the beast #...mcu loki.

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new twitter header

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“oh yes, i am very reasonable and normal about this subject!!”

*proceeds to mass reblog any related content*

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this isn't a real feature but imagine if it was though

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“Vampire help hotline, what can I do for you?” “I just… I miss garlic bread…”

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Reblog for a larger sample size, if possible.

#wizard garbs

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love this sentence because it makes it sound like he’s lying about his height. Lestat is six feet tall (source: Lestat)

#omg 5'6 lestat claiming to be 6' is HILARIOUS

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kitten, stop fucking around and tell daddy where you hid his prozac or daddy's gonna add another 'hey there delilah' to the sex playlist

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double date

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that one friend who is insanely smart, but also the most oblivious person on earth

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ok so here's something that has been literal months in the making, maybe even a year now.

some type of light hearted/comedic monster boy dating sim that i entertained with friends

we have: Adam Frankenstein, Aster of Knossos, Oberon Midsummer, and Percival Wolfgang. also Mr. F AKA Mr. Frankenstein (you can't call him doctor cause. you know)

they all have profiles on my unvale if you're curious to read about them. it's not likely this will ever come to fruition, i've been holding onto these drawings for a while in the hopes of actually releasing them when we actually had some kind of solid idea/planned comic book/game release but that's just not realistic for all of our situations right now so i hope you enjoy them

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#save me from my large rack #please