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#question time #rwanda #admin dominique

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good evening people of the uk

#laurence fox #admin dominique

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they just wanted to do the london marathon :-(

#news #admin dominique

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obviously the horses escaping story is quite distressing but imagine some BBC news editor screaming these questions across the newsroom:

#news #admin dominique

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How are we feeling about the Horses this morning?

presumably the same as most people: hope the horses and people involved are okay!!

it seems that they are

#asks #anonymous #admin dominique

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Deeply invested in the idea that karma is alive and real in the 21st century and it exists in the form of causing the monarchy to die and be reborn as Trisha paytas’s children

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Americans genuinely cannot comprehend how seriously Europeans take partying. I didn't comprehend it until I was there, and able to observe how all European infrastructure is built around supporting the public right to cross three national borders to go to an illegal rave in a world war ii ruin while chain-smoking and drinking Club Mate. this sounds like a joke but I'm not kidding Europeans never mention it because to them it's normal, Americans never mention it because we can't conceive of a world where bars don't bodily throw you out the front doors at 1:45am to drive home drunk (the busses stopped running at 10pm and there are no trains) because if they don't they will be fined millions of dollars by the city and raided by police for violating the municipal Gay in Public ordinance which persists on the books of the "most progressive city in the country"

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sometimes my friends send me good reels

(op)

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britain is great because sometimes people will be angrier that alison hammond is presenting a TV show about dogs than they are about 99% of the other stuff that goes on in this country on a daily basis

#alison hammond #paul o'grady

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now that’s journalism (source)

#dune’s influence #animals #insects #admin dominique

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Having to explain to way too many people that no, Iran doesn’t have nuclear weapons.

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Palestinian activists get their message across on Londons iconic Tower Bridge landmark- one of the cities most historic buildings. We need a ceasefire now.