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"They stare at each other, both of them the deer, both of them the headlights."

cannot believe this line came from a bowuigi fic

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my biggest fear is making a whole rant post about my favorite character or show and then completely fucking it up

like what if what i say about my blorbo isn't right. what if i missed the point. what if i took the symbolism a little too literally or didn't even catch it at all. i'd lose my shit

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“x reader is so cringe.” to YOU. im reading this shit and having a ball ‼️

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he rips her fishnets during sex and the next day she walks in wearing them under a shirt, using the hole he made as the collar.

pt. 2? he then fucks her in the fishnets again, this time watching her tits bounce and her nipples rub against them.

#i just thought of this #i’m so smart #wtf #sexy #someone use this pls #and credit me #smut ideas

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Reblog if your inbox is ALWAYS open for random asks, even if you haven’t reblogged any meme

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just an fyi i won't be doing a part 3 to this just cause i don't want to !!

growth spurt pt.2

summary: teenage boy - 0 ┃boobs - 1

mike wheeler x fem!reader

part 1

it was only two weeks into school and mike was already hardcore avoiding you. he was thankful he only had two classes with you, but it was still too much. he spent most of the classes he had with you hiding in the bathroom. the rest of the party had already figured it out, easily taking notice of his behavior around you.

eddie was the first to notice, just happening to catch wheeler’s face when you walked in the first day with a short skirt swaying atop your thighs. mike would’ve fainted if eddie hadn’t subtly caught him and swept him away into an empty classroom nearby.

‘are you kidding me wheeler?” eddie whisper yelled holding mike by his shoulders against the wall, ‘you can’t even look at her in a skirt without your knees buckling?’

mike just stared wide eyed, a part of his brain still thinking about your silky thighs

‘jesus christ kid. you gotta get it together.’ eddie let go and started to leave the classroom. ‘you are in for one hell of a school year kiddo’ and with those wise words of wisdom bouncing around mike’s head, eddie left for his first class.

but that was ancient history. now everyone knew about mike’s major feeling towards you. now you were seated next to him at lunch, wearing that skirt again, your plush thighs pushing up against his. mike was shooting daggers at the rest of the group who had coincidentally taken up every chair except for the one closest to him, leaving the seat for the last one at the table. which was always you.

mike thought everything would be fine, he could ignore your thighs. yeah it might take all of his brainpower to do it, but he knew he could.

then you asked if he could help you with the latest math homework, his strongest subject. your worst.

he reluctantly obliged, happy to help you- just afraid of embarrassing himself. he sat and watched as you reached over to pull the work out of your bag, giving him the most perfect view of your tits sitting so pretty in your tiny shirt, threatening to spill out. he quickly looked away, not wanting to be creepy, trying to push out the dirty thoughts that began to fill his brain… oh the things he could do to those perfect fuckin tits. looking up- his eyes met dustin and eddie’s, both of them sitting across the table snickering at their little plan working just as they knew it would.

mike only looked back at you when you gently tapped his arm. his eyes dragging over to you looking up at him with those eyes. fuck.

‘are you sure you want to help me mikey? you don’t have to, i can go ask someone from my class if you don’t wanna’

‘nononono i wanna help i swear’ mike replied, his voice a little higher than usual.

‘i just zoned out for a second that’s all’ he smiled, looking down at her paper to begin to help.

he made it through two questions before he got a boner. all you’d done was put your hand on his thigh and compliment him on how well he did at explaining to you a simply question. his cheeks flared pink and his smile spread in a thin line across his face as he turned away. he then made it through questions three and four.

‘ohhh!! now i get it mikey! oh i’m so stupid.’ you pouted, erasing your previous equation and replacing it with the correct one mike just helped you come up with. you were the only one who called him mikey. he blushes every time you say it.

‘oh shut it y/n you’re literally perfect in every way’ he mumbled, going grab a pencil he dropped seconds prior. you look up at him with a grin so big you looked like a kid on christmas morning. you didn’t reply, deciding to simply kiss his cheek as a thank you.

he then promptly ran from his chair in the cafeteria to… literally anywhere you weren’t. he claimed to have forgotten to grab something from his locker, but everyone at that table knew that was the biggest fucking lie of the year. he avoided you for the rest of the day, thankful your two classes together were both before lunch. he skipped meeting everyone at eddie’s car after school for one last conversation before going their separate ways, instead just hopping on his bike and speeding home to… think about things. definitely not masturbate to the thought of you kissing his cheek, slowly trailing down to his neck. slowly sucking and biting his cheeks and mouth while you rode his rock hard di-

‘knock, knock. mike? you in there?’ your voice came from outside his door.

‘uh yeah! one second!’ mike yelled while trying to pull his pants fully up and cover his massive boner with his blankets and pillows.

‘come in?’

he watched as you slowly opened the door and stuck your head in, checking to make sure everything was okay before fully entering and softly shutting the door behind you. you stood by his door for a moment before slowly climbing in his bed to sit on the headboard next to him. he sat and watched, praying you didn’t notice his heavy breathing and blushy face. you obviously noticed, but decided not to question or comment.

‘uhhhhh. is there a reason your here?’ mike asked softly, trying to seem as nice as possible while also trying to get you to leave as fast as fucking possible. feeling himself get impossibly harder as he watched your face focus, sweat still shining from your bike ride over. and still wearing that skirt.

‘yeah. there is.’ you said. instead of turning to look at him you looked forward, not even looking in his direction, but you could feel his eyes on you.

‘you’ve been avoiding me so much lately. and i don’t know if it’s purposefully or not. but i just wanna know why mike. i didn’t get to see you all summer and now that i’m here you rarely speak to me. and what the actual fuck happened at lunch today? just running off like that? you could’ve just said you didn’t want to help me or-’

‘i like you.’

you froze. silence filled the room, you looked over at mike and now his face was away from yours.

‘i can’t think around you. that’s why i’ve been avoiding you. i just can’t handle being around you and not being able to stare and admire you without hoping you don’t catch me. i want to hold you in my arms. i can’t even tell you how many hard-ons i’ve got from you just saying my name. i can’t function around you anymore. you’re just too perfect.

mike looked at you, trying to gauge your reaction. you were beaming. your cheeks were red from blush and your eyes squinted in that cute way they do when you smile at something genuine.

and with that you simply kissed him.

his eyes closed with the kiss and you felt him melt into your touch. pulling away he looked at you. his big doe eyes looking straight into yours, foreheads touched together as you breathed in each others air. you gave him one last peck before moving to rest your head on his shoulder.

‘i like you too mikey.’

a/n I FINALLY DID IT HERE U GO

i tagged all the ppl who commented/reblogged part one so here u go!! :)))))))))))

hope u like it and lmk if u see any mistakes !

tags !!

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part 1 - seven minutes in heaven w mike wheeler this part is smut !

his lips are everywhere. sucking, biting, pulling at your skin. his hands are trapping you against him while gripping your waist.

‘mike’ you whine at him, pulling away from his mouth just enough.

‘you did this to yourself baby’ his breathes, mouth going back to your neck.

you moan into his mouth, begging for forgiveness. you remember your hand on his thigh, as he sped through the neighborhoods to your house. the way it slowly trailed up his leg. you could feel the way he tensed more and more at each movement you made. your hand only lightly brushing against his dick. applying the littlest bit of pressure, just when he thought you were done.

but that felt so long ago now. now mike was the one teasing you.

you barely made it in the door before his mouth was attacking you and he was pushing you towards your couch, much too turned on to make it to your bed.

he had you sitting in his lap, mouth on yours, and hands roaming everywhere. then you start to roll your hips, slowly grinding into him. he pulls away for only a second before he smashes his lips into yours again, this time grinding his hips into yours.

you melt together, your body molding into his as he gropes you. tongues pushing and fighting against each other. your hands begin to travel down his chest until u reach the bottom of his t-shirt. you pull on the fabric and rub your hands under it, trying to signal him to remove it. he quickly gets the hint, and then removes your shirt too.

you watch as his eyes widen at the view. you slowly take his hands, pulling them to your chest, helping him touch you.

as you moan at the feeling, you feel him grow even harder beneath you. you makeout for what seems like forever, eventually your naked above him, and his pants are long forgotten on the floor.

his hands massage your ass, slowly trailing to your front, one finger ghosting your clit. gasping, you arch your back, ‘please’.

he decides to be forgiving, and his finger starts a slow rotation on your clit. while your head is rolling back a sudden finger enters you.

‘mmmm.’ your eyes close and you lean into him, mind going numb, relishing in this feeling of bliss. another finger enters you- and his other hand quickens.

‘fuck mike.’ you moan, your thighs trying to pull together, his body in the way. your hands are a mess in his hair, his face in between your tits.

all of a sudden you come back to reality, you start to feel the over stimulation of his touch. his fingers, his chest, his dick poking your ass. you start to feel that tightness in your stomach. gasps leave your mouth at every movement, his feeling becomes too much.

his head moves out of your tits, mouth moving to suck on your neck once again. fuck. he feels your pussy tighten, and keeps his pace.

‘mi- mike,’ you sputter. ‘i’m gonna-’

your pussy clenches, legs stiffen, and you come undone moaning his name. mike watches your every move. the way your eyes roll back and your hands tighten in his hair. the way your pussy feels clenching around his fingers. mike will never forget the first time he made you cum. he also realizes, that he never wants someone else to make you feel that ever again. it’ll always be him.

‘mikey, please. i need you’ you whimper, pussy aching for more. his fingers pull out, moving to touch his throbbing cock. eyes closing at the contact, he grinds into his own hand involuntarily.

‘oh yeah?’ he smirks, ‘how bad princess?’

you grind your pussy against his dick, up and down the side of his shaft. his hands move to your hips, not harsh, just guiding you back and forth.

‘is that all you can do?’ he looks up, cockiness in his eyes. but that quickly disappears. eyes widening as your body jolts up, before slamming down, his cock finally inside you.

‘shitttt’ he moans. he looks a little pissed, but you could care less. his cock is finally inside you, and you couldn’t be happier.

a/n srry this sucks but i give up. i'm not very good at smut. this was my first time writing it, but i'm glad i tried it !

#mike wheeler smut #stranger things #mike wheeler x reader #mike wheeler x fem!reader #stranger things x reader #mike wheeler #aged!mike wheeler #user4207292926282

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how have i JUST found ur blog it’s perfect omg >:((( (i also wanna call everyone bae it’s a curse fr)

YOU LOOK SO COOL WTF HI BAE !!!

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HI! HI! HI! HI! HI! HI!

hi my name is lane! (but u can call me whateva). she/her! i kinda do whatever i want 2 on here. i don't really care. i'll write stuff sometimes, you can request stuff (PLS REQUEST STUFF MY MIND IS EMPTY) i haven't been writing v long so sorry abt any mistakes.

u can request whateva u wanna. abt whoever. if u made it to this blog we are probably into the same ppl. i'll do prolly anything. i don't really have any rules abt that kinda stuff. i'll either do it or i won't. no biggie.

just don't be a bitch about anything and ur chill.

nd feel free to talk 2 me anytime i'm pretty cool if i say so myself.

masterlist !!

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growth spurt - mike wheeler x fem!reader [teenage boy vs boobs]

growth spurt pt.2 - [teenage boy - 0┃boobs - 1]

mike + reader baking 2gether

seven minutes in heaven w mikey [part 2 w smut]

MORE COMING SOON !!!!

don't copy any of my shit pls

i'll find u and get u.

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the mental urge to call every single person i interact with ‘bae’

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he is so bf material

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request: ♡♡♡can i request a fic for aged!mike wheeler x reader smut . So the partywas playing t or d and mike gets asked to play 7mins in hevean with reader♡♡♡

part 2

it was the first party after graduation, most of the graduated class was there still trying to hold on to what little childhood they had left. your group was somehow dragged into a big circle of truth or dare.

max spit on dustin’s head, some random kid had to prank call a pizza place, and like 3 chicks had to say who their crush was. one of them said lucas, and then max dared herself to spit on her head.

‘ohhh y/nnnnnnnnnnnnn’ dustin said with a toothy grin

‘yessss dustie??’

‘truth or dare?’

‘dare.’

his grin grew, immediately leaning over to max for ideas. you listen to them whisper and giggle until finally, ‘we got it.’ chuckles max, smiling from ear to fucking ear.

‘i dare you, y/n, to do seven minutes in heaven with-’ he stops, uncontrollable giggles flowing from his mouth, ‘mike!’

your smile drops immediately, mouth open and eyes wide you stare at him.

‘i will fucking kill you.’

almost a year ago you admitted to liking mike. you told ONLY dustin. but everyone knew. except mike of course. you never talked to max about it, but you knew she knew. and if she knew, lucas knew. you still had a massive crush on mike. and now you were going to be stuck in a closet with him for seven minutes. in the dark.

looked around the circle until you reached mike, his face was unreadable. which isn’t necessarily bad. but there is no way that it’s good.

you watch as he stands up, hands in his pockets, and walks over to you.

‘shall we?’

‘why did he pick me?’ you hear from the darkness. it had probably been a solid 30 seconds of silence in the closet but it felt like eternity when he finally spoke.

‘you really don’t know?’

‘uhhhhhhh. no? unless you like, like me or something.’ he laughs, waiting for you to laugh back, but he is instead left in silence.

‘oh.’

‘yeah.’

‘actually?’

‘yeah.’

‘how long?’

‘about a year.’

‘i never knew,’

‘i know.’

‘why didn’t you tell me?’

‘are you fucking joking mike? and risk ruining our friendship??’

‘why would it ruin our friendship?’

‘because you don’t like me back dumbass.’

‘where are you?’ you feel a hand brush your side. hands wandering until he finds both your shoulders. then you feel them trail up to your neck. thumbs brushing your earlobes.

‘mike-’

‘can i kiss you?’ you can feel his breath blow gently against you from the proximity.

‘please mikey.’

your eyes close as mike’s lips find their way to yours. lips molding together as his hands hold your face close to his. you cannot believe this is real.

you eventually pull away, your foreheads still touching as you gasp for air. his hands trail down to your hips and they pull you as close as possible.

‘woah’ you whisper. you feel his breath against your lips as he chuckles.

‘if you couldn’t tell, i like you back. a lot.’ you both laugh as he burries his head into your shoulder. his hair tickling your neck just a bit. you stay like that for a minute, just holding each other in silence. then you feel his lips start to brush against the bottom of your neck, his breath heavy against you.

you feel his lips begin to press down, kissing gently. he moves just a tad before kissing your neck again, this time a little harsher. he traces along your jaw, before moving to sucking bruises into your neck and biting gently. you bite your lip, holding in any noises. but eventually a moan slips out. he smiles against your neck, giving you one last kiss before coming up, you feel his nose bump lightly into yours.

‘you like that doll? like it when i mark ya up?’

‘don’t stop mikey’

his lips crash into yours, this time much harsher than before, your teeth clashing just a tad, your tongues gliding into each others mouth. your hands come up to slide into his hair, your fingers tangling into his thick curls. you tug just a bit at it, you saw a girl do this in a movie once, and thought you might try it.

a loud moan escapes mike’s mouth, tilting his head back into the tug, before he goes to town on your neck once again.

the two of you are now just a mess of kissing, sucking, biting and moaning. your back pressed up against the wall as he goes back and forth from your neck and your lips. his arms are wrapped around you, holding you impossibly close while your hands are still gripping in his hair, giving him small tugs for encouragement, along with your moans.

then the room lit up. you and mike’s heads whipped to the door to see max and dustin standing their, max’s face lit up in pride of her scheming, while dustin’s face was completely disgusted with the scene before him.

‘I THOUGHT YOU GUYS WERE JUST GONNA CONFESS NOT FUCKING JUMP ON EACHOTHER LIKE DOGS IN HEAT?? WHAT THE HELL.’ dustin yells before walking away from the door, almost running to go tell the rest of the group what had happened. max just winked at you with a smirk on her face before following dustin back to the party.

‘i kinda forgot we were at a party.’ mike admitted, stepping away from you, a prominent blush on his cheeks.

‘me too.’ you confessed. moving you hands to his chest you look up at him, ‘i’m kinda over this party though. i’m pretty tired.’

he looks down at you, scanning your face for any sleepiness he might have missed. there was zero sleepiness. your eyes were wide and you were smiling brightly at him, a certain gleam in your eye that wasn’t there before.

‘oh uh, yeah me too actaully. um, do you want a ride home or anything?’ he said, catching on to your words.

‘only if you’re offering.’ you smile, grabbing his hand and pulling him out of the small closet and towards the door.

a/n IM SORRY I DIDNT GET TO THE SMUTTY SMUT YET BUT IM KINDA SCARED CUZ IVE NEVER WRITTEN SMUT BEFORE AND IM SORRY I LOST THE REQUEST THING BUT I HOPE U ALL LIKE IT AND LEMME KNO IF THERE R ANY MISTAKES I DID NOT PROOF READ THIS LMAOOOOOO P2 COMING SOON W SMUT IM SORRY THIS IS LIKE THE FOURHT FANFIC IVE EVER WRITTEN ok ily all bye

#mike wheeler x reader #stranger things #stranger things x reader #fluff #mike wheeler x fem!reader #aged!mike wheeler

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I need mike and reader baking together!!!

you were carefully measuring out the flour, listening to the soft pattering of rain outside and mike humming along to the music in the background (that he picked out obviously, he couldn’t be caught dead to any of the ‘absolute shit’ that you listen to).

‘does that look like enough?’ you asked, turning to show mike the bowl.

‘i don’t fucking know babe, ur the baker not me.’ he said staring blankly at you.

‘shut up and get the sugar down for me’ you sassed as you started to mix the concoction of ingredients together.

‘i still can’t believe you’re making me help you with this.’

‘you didn’t have to come over mikey, i didn’t really need your help with this.’

‘well i thought it was code for making out! “hey babe, my parents are gonna be gone alllllll afternoonnnnnn i was gonna wink wink make some cookies wink wink wanna come over and wink wink help me out wink wink” he mocked handing you the sugar. ‘plus, you definitely couldn't do this yourself, half of this shit you can’t even reach cause it’s on the top shelf.’

‘WHY WOULD I USE CODE??’ you yelled staring at him, ‘if i wanted to make-out with you i’d just bike over and make-out with you??? we’ve literally never used code before?’

‘just admit it. you tricked me into this.’

‘even if i did, which i didn’t, you can’t be mad because you are enjoying this. get me the milk will ya?’

‘so you did trick me! HA! i knew it.’ he smirked leaning his lower back against the counter and turning his head to you. ‘wait what did u need? milk?’

swiveling his body he quickly got you the milk out of the fridge and set it on the counter, opening it for you before returning to his previous stance.

‘thank you hun’

‘WE CAN’T EVEN EAT THE DAMN COOKIES??’

‘i told you twenty times mikey, it’s for a bake sale.’

‘fuck this. spent three hours makin the damn things and i can’t even eat ‘em he muttered, walking away to sit on the couch.

sighing, you finished wrapping the cookies, small hearts with pretty pink icing, and placed them in the fridge. then you walked over to mike, sitting all the way on the edge of the couch slouched over with his arms crossed over his chest. you sat down next him, putting your head on his shoulder and sneaking an arm under his.

‘i’m sorry mikey.’

he looked over at you, you staring up at him with those doe eyes, just begging for him to forgive you.

‘it’s ok darlin, i’ll be ok’

‘really??’ you smiled, perking up immediately. ‘cuz look what i made!’

reaching behind you, you pulled out a cookie, pink and heart shaped just like the rest. but this one was special. ‘mikey + y/n’ was written in perfect hand writing and red icing on the top.

‘i made an extra, just for you.’ you giggled handing it to him.

he laughed opened his arms, letting you lean into him even more. he took the cookie and gently split it in half, giving you the mikey side, and taking a bite of your side.

‘hm. that’s actually really good.’ he said smiling at you.

‘were you doubting my baking skills?’ you turned looking at him, your noses touching with how close your faces were.

‘i would never’ he muttered, moving his lips to meet with yours. you smiled into the kiss tasting the sweet strawberry flavor of the icing.

pulling away his eyes continued to flicker from your eyes to ur lips

‘hey y/n’

‘yes?’

‘wanna make-out?’

‘fucking finally’

a/n hope u like it baes. srry it’s kinda short and not proofread lmao.

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