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Please look at the native range of this truly rare tree called Florida Torreya...how did you even make it

#save #ref #reading list #plantposting

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on the one hand, extremely funny to get told “get help” by a fortune cookie, on the other, i can’t believe betterhelp has breached influencers and podcasters and started getting fortune cookies to shill for them

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somehow the poor cops who we were told are simply too understaffed and underpaid because of Woke to deal with 'rampant rising crime' have found the strength to beat the shit out of college students across the whole country for peacefully saying "divest from the country killing innocent palestinians in the tens of thousands"

#love how I don’t even know what country was in mind when this post was made #but regardless it’s always still relevant #shoutout to the (redacted university name) protestors

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If I ask nicely who will rb this telling me what is the last song u listened to 🥺

#love me like I haven’t changed by spacey jane #jams if u see this I promise I’ll do ur tag game I just have holes in my brain <3 #musicposting

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"can mutuals DM you?" Is this a joke, I'd rub up on some of them like a cat.

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get in bestie we’re trying out new things even though we’re scared

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It turns out the cookies are real — sort of.

They are baked at the home of Lara MacLean, who has been a “puppet wrangler” for the Jim Henson Company for almost three decades. MacLean started as an intern for Sesame Workshop in 1992 and has been working for the team ever since.

The recipe, roughly: Pancake mix, puffed rice, Grape-Nuts and instant coffee, with water in the mixture. The chocolate chips are made using hot glue sticks — essentially colored gobs of glue.

The cookies do not have oils, fats or sugars. Those would stain Cookie Monster. They’re edible, but barely. “Kind of like a dog treat,” MacLean says.

Before she reinvented the recipe in the 2000s, the creative team behind “Sesame Street” used versions of rice crackers and foams to make the cookies. The challenge was that the rice crackers would make more of a mess and get stuck in Cookie’s fur. And the foams didn’t look like cookies once they broke apart.

Cookie has been portrayed since 2001 by David Rudman, who took over the role from Frank Oz. Rudman’s right hand moves the mouth, which is eating, and his left hand holds the cookies. Both work in concert to break the cookies, which means they have to be soft enough to fall apart.

Rudman said soft cookies are best, adding, “The more crumbs, the funnier it is. If he eats the cookie, and it only breaks into two pieces if it’s too hard, it’s just not funny,” he said. “It looks almost painful. But if he eats a cookie and it explodes into a hundred crumbs, that’s where the comedy comes from.”

MacLean has perfected a recipe that is “thin enough that it’ll explode into a hundred crumbs,” Rudman said. “But it’s not too thin that it’ll break in my hand when I’m holding it.”

Not every (human) guest realizes that the cookies aren’t meant to be eaten. Adam Sandler appeared on an episode and decided to share in the muppet's delight by spontaneously eating a cookie with him on set.

“As soon as the cameras cut, he was like, ‘Blech!' ” MacLean said.

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You know how companies used to make flour sacks with pretty flower patterns on them because mothers would make dresses out of them for their daughters? We should bring that back. Paper bags designed to be reused as wrapping paper. Jars of jam designed to look nice filled with pencils or homemade sauces. Fabric that's high quality enough to use as a patch.

Give things a second life!!

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That feeling when your body is requesting something but you're not sure what so you just start eating and drinking random stuff to try and figure it out

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They were like. A few days apart from each other maximum. I’m like barely halfway through spring year 2

witness me ฅ(＾・ω・＾ฅ)

starting 2 believe I’m gods specialest little angel because I’ve had stardew valley for a whole like. four days. have racked up 20+ hours so far which is unheard of for me cuz I don’t get time to play shit. and got a glowstone ring at my first fair day which is Very Lucky according to my bf who has shit luck finding them

#im obsessed with hearing about ur adventures in my favourite game but like!! how!!! #<- uwu!!! #i’m a ​gaymer now :3c

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Ugh, was having a great time mocking my recently imprisoned rival when I noticed the camera positioning makes it so that I appear behind the bars, thus framing me as trapped in a metaphorical prison of the narrative, now my whole day is ruined. Fuck.

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Apparently my lil hilltop quarry has been giving me iron ores because I’ve levelled up so much that I should be about forty floors deep in the mines.

I actually haven’t even gotten to the tenth floor yet I just like smacking rocks

starting 2 believe I’m gods specialest little angel because I’ve had stardew valley for a whole like. four days. have racked up 20+ hours so far which is unheard of for me cuz I don’t get time to play shit. and got a glowstone ring at my first fair day which is Very Lucky according to my bf who has shit luck finding them

#beef is fascinated by my play style he’s studying me like a bug #meanwhile I’m just like wahoo!! yay! smash rock!! squish bug! pretty gems!! I love rocks!! yay slashing slimes! ^-^! #i’m a ​gaymer now :3c

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update I got a diamond on the first floor of the mine literally just now “ur luck is insane” like uwu!!

starting 2 believe I’m gods specialest little angel because I’ve had stardew valley for a whole like. four days. have racked up 20+ hours so far which is unheard of for me cuz I don’t get time to play shit. and got a glowstone ring at my first fair day which is Very Lucky according to my bf who has shit luck finding them

#i’m a ​gaymer now :3c

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#🥺🥺😭😭😭😭😭💕💕💕💕💕 #faves #💚

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starting 2 believe I’m gods specialest little angel because I’ve had stardew valley for a whole like. four days. have racked up 20+ hours so far which is unheard of for me cuz I don’t get time to play shit. and got a glowstone ring at my first fair day which is Very Lucky according to my bf who has shit luck finding them

#I’m doing good apparently according to him dnfhfj I got a gold star egg as my First chicken egg #I’m a ​gaymer now :3c #he’s letting me ask him Literally Anything And Everything and I’m so thankful for it fjhfjf and it’s fun!!! I get to bug him even more now!! #mercury.txt

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dad’s chickens

#chimkens :] #artposting