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biggest betrayal of adulthood is that cleaning as u go really is better

#fr #hate this to no end

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Hey reply with your least favorite animal THAT IS NOT AN INSECT

#not a big fan of humans tbh #nah but in all seriousness #dogs #like dont get me wrong i dont hate them but im massively not a fan #we have such a stray/roaming dog problem here and theyre actually so dangerous #to people and other pets and wildlife #well behaved/taken care of/trained dogs? #fantastic! #most stray/wild/untrained dogs tho?? bad #and thats the way so many of them are these days unfortunately #runner up is chimps #ive never interacted with one thank god but they scare me #would never fuck with one of those things

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my life has changed

#dungeon meshi #literally

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Hey would it be really weird if I asked you what the difference between an orgy and a gangbang was? Like feel free to delete this ask if you hate it and don't want to answer but I can't just google this stuff and you mentioned the term in your last ask and I've always wondered. Really, really hoping this does not come across as creepy this is a genuine curiosity to me that you kind of seem like you might not mind answering

gangbangs have a main character

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#polls #mine #reblog

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i am a firm supporter of changing your name to whatever you want regardless of your gender. if a woman wants to go by matt then matt she shall be. godspeed

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let’s settle this shit but do NOT reblog if you’re gonna be modest about it like a little BITCH. anyway privilege check tell me which ones apply to you: hot, funny, can dance, can do math, can spell, can drive, can cook

#hot can do math to the extreme can drive and can cook #i can spell sometimes #it depends on the type of brain day i’m having

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nothing canon era fic writers could come up with will ever be as cruel as modern au fic writers putting these guys in the most basic modern scenarios. like he was born to live & die by the blade, his story was over before it began. and you made him take the bus and work a 9 to 5 job

#fr i just caaaant with modern aus #ick #theyre supposed to kill and die in battle not work a job!!! #let him go!!

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That feeling when your body is requesting something but you're not sure what so you just start eating and drinking random stuff to try and figure it out

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#cats

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please picture a dragon. now, imagine it loafing like a cat. hunkered. legges in tight beneath. tail tucked close. eyes half lidded. front feets and claws curled under.

please image this dragon