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at first i was upset that garak wasnt involved in the baseball episode of ds9 but you know his exact reaction to being invited would be

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Star Trek DS9: 5x06 Trials and Tribble-ations

bonus:

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I fucking love youtube comments sometimes, here's the ds9 promenade ASMR

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Same character different font

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Should we have that leftover hasprat for dinner or go to the replimat? 

ds9 art kids ds9 ART KIDS 

there are, a lot of details in this

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NO WAIT. JADZIA DAX IN KEN'S TOXIC MASCULINITY OUTFIT. PLEAXSE

Girls who say "bruh"

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Michael Burnham: It has been a hell of a journey

You mean it's been a long road getting from there to here?

Michael Burnham: But everything ends someday

You mean your time is finally near?

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So I just got my hands on some of the letters written to writers pitching stories for Star Trek: DS9 and it’s pretty cool…

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Inktober day 23! Prompt: ancient.

This prompt was originally only for Jadzia but I wanted to draw Keiko and Kira as well :)) It’s also a nice contrast: this tiny creature starting his first life, and one living her umpteenth life

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for some reason in one of my classes today my professor had us wind down from a writing exercise by drawing animals with our left hand. anyway here's a frog i drew as part of my graduate studies

#frog #frogs

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headcanon that Quark is the auteur of the classic Ferengi television program Will They Won't They: The Workplace Sitcom Where Everyone is Secretly in Love With Each Other (as seen on LWD)

And it's based on his experiences on Deep Space Nine

#deep space nine #star trek #ferengi #quark #lower decks

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Cursed ship : Dukat/Sisko

DS9 : S06E11, Waltz

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(gordon ramsay on star trek) oh what the hell? the gagh is fucking dead! look at this! it’s not moving. it’s feasting with its fucking ancestors in sto’vo’kor! excuse me, darling, how fresh is this gagh? they’re what? fucking hell. thank you. my god, it’s fucking replicated. wow, fuck me.

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A donkey with a man's name was found playing poker call that a card ass ian lmaoo wait whats happ

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Guys, that same admirer left me another bouquet of Kilmarian daisies in my quarters <3

#personal #dax rambles #wishing for her

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Gentle reminder that your pagh femininity can be damaged by engaging in unclean behaviors, such as violence, contact sports, rectal copulation, and real person shipping. Please stay vigilant and protect your pagh in the name of the Prophets!

#kai speaks #religion #the prophets #pagh #pagh hacks

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So, was anyone going to inform me that someone installed this ancient program onto the station's computer, or did everyone assume that I would eventually learn from Jake?

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Jake, I'm starting to worry about your obsession with "ancient" humor....

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How are you doing that?

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It seems as though I have returned, but as an entity inside the station computer.

#there are a lot of us in here

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Vent. Don't reblog.

#How long has my ex wife been sleeping with my guls?! #I just caught her doing it with the new recruit #and she tried to tell me this shit about how since I do it all the #time then she can do it too? #and I tried to explain but she just said that we aren't #married anymore so I can't tell her what to do #the state of the cardassian family is in fucking pieces #cardassia is doomed in the hands of women like these #ugh I need to call *** ***** to feel better #vent

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#finance #commerce #cw audit #mod b

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Repair station pussy really hit different

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All of these beautiful bajoran women ready to serve the state make me fit to burst 😍😍😍

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Dr Bashir I Presume is sort of the quintessential DS9 episode in how it casually drops a world shattering character reveal as just one element of the A plot. It’s like

Bashir has been chosen to be the model for a holodoctor!

They need to interview people who know him well to create a psychological profile for the program but - uh oh - he doesn’t get along with his parents because

They had him genetically engineered when he was six to “fix” the perceived flaws in their perfectly healthy child in his natural state which is highly illegal and stigmatized and he’s lived in fear of being found out since he was 15

he considers himself a fraud and a monster and in all the years we have known him he has been stifling his abilities to appear more normal. he has carried this secret for so long it is almost a relief to be free of it and when he walks to his captain’s office to tender his resignation it is not with anger or sadness but rather a weary resignation.

Will Leeta and Rom get together?

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working at a coffee shop in a deserted mall where there is literally no one but me and my gf and the barista loudly singing along to heart of glass. the vibes are liminal. the vibes are start of a horror game. the vibes are very strange is what i'm saying

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this week's discovery was a huge improvement on last week's (interesting structure! good pacing! focused on the actors i like!) but oh my god i would pay paramount plus an extra $5 a month to put one of those skip intro/skip recap buttons on the obligatory five minute long speech about how important it is to love and share at the end of every disco episode

#discovery #star trek #sorry